Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I hope whoever found it kept a couple of bags and turns up to their press conference driving a Wraith, wearing a mink coat and sporting a high class hooker on each arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 This is reminding me how confusing the ending of Mad Dogs was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Regarding delivery, I'd make the collection point 20 miles outside Ullapool in a car parked in a lay by next to a loch. Give them 24 hours notice it's in Scotland, and then 6 hours notice to head for Inverness. Park the car with a moped in the boot and cover the stash with family shit. Ride the moped back to Inverness. Tell them to drive towards Ullapool. When you think they might be close tell them where it is, and demand transfer of funds. If the transfer doesn't happen you tell them you'll phone the cops. Nowhere to run. P.S. It would have to be a stolen car, obviously. That would be the riskiest bit probably. And collecting the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 It'd be brilliant if this was a deliberate mistake by the smugglers. Read a book about Colombian and Turkish cartels who did this sort of thing on a semi-regular basis. Basically, a common tactic was that they'd deliberately take the hit, target allocation and 'lose' a huge amount of cocaine/heroin, or leak 'intelligence' about a large shipment being smuggled in so that it was purposely found, tying up a lot of police resources. So whilst the police were tied up with the drugs haul, a similar sized or larger shipment was brought in at another location not too far away. Doubt this is that exciting though. Probably been tied onto the bottom of a ships hull and come loose before washing up on the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I hope whoever found it kept a couple of bags and turns up to their press conference driving a Wraith, wearing a mink coat and sporting a high class hooker on each arm. Suppose it could have been on its way to Sandringham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 There's a bunch of minor scallywags pleading for their lives as we speak, trying to explain to a very pissed off Big Vern why they grabbed the buoy attached to 10 lobster pots and dropped them off with Vincenzo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: It'd be brilliant if this was a deliberate mistake by the smugglers. Read a book about Colombian and Turkish cartels who did this sort of thing on a semi-regular basis. Basically, a common tactic was that they'd deliberately take the hit, target allocation and 'lose' a huge amount of cocaine/heroin, or leak 'intelligence' about a large shipment being smuggled in so that it was purposely found, tying up a lot of police resources. So whilst the police were tied up with the drugs haul, a similar sized or larger shipment was brought in at another location not too far away. Doubt this is that exciting though. Probably been tied onto the bottom of a ships hull and come loose before washing up on the beach. 300 odd kilos is a bit much for a diversion. A diversion is when you send a Scottish and Irish girl through a Peruvian airport with a suitcase while loading a cargo plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 59 minutes ago, Pearbuyerbell said: ...said the poster unable to come up with a username. Beueb. It's celtic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 300 odd kilos is a bit much for a diversion. A diversion is when you send a Scottish and Irish girl through a Peruvian airport with a suitcase while loading a cargo plane. It really isn't though if you're one of these big cartels. Google is your friend here. Sending a couple of wee daft lassies through an airport with a suitcase is low level amateur stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: option 1 - sell it, nope someone will find out and word will get back to the dealers. Losing £50m I'm guessing they won't be too happy plus they might not be nice guys. Probably likely to torture you and your family to death. option 2 - tell the police. What for? They'll get the credit or you will get mentioned in the papers. The guys from option 1 will know you're a grass as will everyone. option 3 - take a couple of those bags and hide them somewhere. Leave it for a year then consume them. Selling isn't an option, where would you get pure uncut coke from? Well dodgy, if the original owners of police don't find out then some bunch of dealers or gangsters will and do you in. You could chance it and find out where rich naive cokeheads hang out and just cut your loses and sell it for cheap. Pretty sure some rich kids could afford £10k or so? option 4 - plant the whole lot at someone's house you dont like option 3. IMO. Then use the 10k to buy a Rolex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: It really isn't though if you're one of these big cartels. Google is your friend here. Sending a couple of wee daft lassies through an airport with a suitcase is low level amateur stuff. Aye that's plenty Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Aye that's plenty Tony. No my scene, Hannah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 How do we know the finder didn't already help himself to a bag or three before contacting the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 hour ago, hk blues said: How do we know the finder didn't already help himself to a bag or three before contacting the police? Like I told the officer, I handed over all the bags. I may have accidentally inhaled a little bitty though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 True romance is the way to go here. Find a directory of Hollywood agents n shift the lot to some cash rich batshit crazy actor......yes johnny Depp I am looking at you. Try not to hallucinate that your conversing with elvis n you can hopefully avoid the tarantino shoot out ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Disappointed with over-use of "hooker" in this thread. Aye, it's lot of drugs and it's big time stuff but can we stick to our roots here people. I'd even prefer the Fife vernacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Was down Prestwick Beach and I found several North Face bags. Also couple of tires, lots of green netting, rubber gloves and a dead gannet with two lolly sticks forming a cross in which someone had written 'RIP LADY GAGA' as a sort of grave marker. No cocaine though. Dead gannet looked like it was killed execution style with a close range double tap to the head so I'm confident that's there's some kind of illegal contraband down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 You have to be an absolute window licker to tell the police. That's you and your mates weekends basically paid for the foreseeable future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 The thought of taking a bag to sell is tempting but the thought of being caught is frightening. You'd be put behind bars for a very, very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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