ICTChris Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Three people pleaded guilty of a machete attack on a man in Renfrew which left him permanently scarred. https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1380228-man-left-with-collapsed-lung-after-machete-attack-in-flat/ The report doesn't make immediately clear but the victim traveled to meet one of the accused as he had a cement fetish and she claimed that she had access to cement to pour on him for his sexual gratification. Obviously once he arrived he was brutally assaulted and the three perpetrators will hopefully receive a lengthy sentence. OK. Here goes. Do any P&Bers have a cement fetish? Any P&Bers ever been brutally assaulted while pursuing their cement fetish? Any P&Bers ever taken advantage of someone else's cement fetish to steal money from them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Hard-on jokes incoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Assassin's Screed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 That's a real fixation he had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I've said it before but when I was in Australia and working with cement I would get it over the underside of my forearms during the working day, I would also get little scrapes from the work I was doing and that combined with the heat gave my arms a fairly blotchy rash. However at the end of each working day I would go home and to the shower and when the hot water rubbed on my arms it would give me the most orgasmic sensation, it was utterly blissful for a good few seconds and always the highlight of my working day until the health and safety enforcer saw the state of my arms and forced me into wearing long sleeves to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Poor guy got filled in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I'm surprised this case wasn't dismissed due to a lack of concrete evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: I'm surprised this case wasn't dismissed due to a lack of concrete evidence. I'm not. The three of them were hardened criminals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I'm not. The three of them were hardened criminals. They deserve a lafarge sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 So this bloke gets as stiff as a rolling pin at the thought of a bag of blue circle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Do people with this fetish meet at a cement mixer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: So this bloke gets as stiff as a rolling pin at the thought of a bag of blue circle? I think it's worth reinforcing that message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Wasn't there a thread on P&B about when a Celtic fan went on an Aberdeen site to be a wido and ended up having his fetish for sniffing women's farts revealed to the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Three people pleaded guilty What was their aggregate sentence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I stay in Renfrew and can't believe this is the first I've heard about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 We shouldn't go pointing fingers. I'm sure we all have our own perversions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Shame the lad wasn't called Phil McAvity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 He must have been mortarfied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Bet he loved a grunter. (Specialist brickie knowledge required for this one). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Shame the lad wasn't called Phil McAvity. Phil McCracken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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