Dudu Dahan pal Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose chucking shite at homeless people, choose heads gone, choose *** not Hun, choose stalking, choose grassing to a posters employer, choose crispy pets, choose aliases, choose shite threads... Anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose shite fucking TV's that have no volume control, choose the Strathclyde Hilton, choose Michael Portillo, Dale Carrick and Greggy Wallace. Choose Ruel Street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose setting up a fake twitter profile to get closer to Spartans telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose standing up wiping.Choose taking your baws oot for a pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose hunchbacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose garish trainers in a range of fuckin fabrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose pretending that you've had sexual intercourse with Hollywood star Hayden Panettiere. Choose following people around an internet forum red/green dotting all their posts. Choose a sex pram. Choose taking photographs of your neighbours and sending them in unsolicited DMs to anonymous strangers. Choose attending a football game that you have no interest in to creep over a girl 20 years younger than you. Choose heads gone meltdowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose worrying about some football team that never fucking wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose baws oot, choose eggy dip dip, cutting your pizza with scissors and eating day old cold toast.Choose innuendo, wanking in a bin and the fuck pram. Choose pics or GTF, choose seeth, ye ragin' mate and meltdown. Choose scanning pictures for the slightest hint of dust and pointing the poster in the direction of a fucking Dyson, ya manky cunt. Choose loafers, choose chinos, choose ridiculing other peoples shite taste in trainers. Choose a wid, choose Judith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose "other" as your team to prove you're definitely not an OF fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose minge John McVeigh is a Tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose £500 notes, choose betting all your money on a Ukrainian football game on a shite tip, choose shoehorning your wife into every post. Choose Mubtumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose to keep pushing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose Liam to paint it. Choose a swing and a miss, champ. Choose going clubbing on your own or sharing one pint between your mates. Choose losing your weekly wage in a puggy. Choose shite parking and blaming some cunt else. Choose not having toe nails. Choose Smudger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose drinking from puddles, choose sharing a B&B with a Viking, choose box office, choose grassing.Choose chips. Mmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose I AGREE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose letting a bunch of internet forum strangers determine how best to deal with a deranged Facebook love rival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Chose trying to show off your St Andrews university level of education by using words like vignettes and piquant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose Chigsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Choose to BE A WARE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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