mizfit Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 On 2/6/2017 at 23:21, mizfit said: Agreed not to do anything, so that pretty much means she'll have bought me something and I'll be the arsehole for not bothering. Called it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue The team who plays in rose and violet is sinking from view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 We're both not a fan of Valentine's Day, however I do make an effort each year with a card and a bottle of bubbly, because I'm a nice cnut. We've been together for so long,I've accepted all your traits and habits,What went wrong?We used to fuk like rabbits. An effort each year? Nice c**t? Feeble c**t more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Roses are redViolets are twitchyYou've gave me crabsNow I'm Fucking itchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 An effort each year? Nice c**t? Feeble c**t more like. Perhaps you're right. I did get a c**t at work to buy the card while they were already in Clintons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Roses are red Violets are blue Dee Man has gone native He hates women, Aborigines, Muslims, black people and Jews Outrageous slander. I have nothing against black people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desp Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 We're both not a fan of Valentine's Day, however I do make an effort each year with a card and a bottle of bubbly, because I'm a nice cnut. We've been together for so long,I've accepted all your traits and habits,What went wrong?We used to fuk like rabbits. Perhaps your other half is as repulsed by your sig on here as everyone else is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Perhaps your other half is as repulsed by your sig on here as everyone else is? Dear Throbber,We've only just met yet you seem so familiar,Your username is weird and rather testicular,One thing I find somewhat peculiar,Is your strange obsession with my fukn' signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I think we all know what thröbber's real problem is with Greenlantern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I think we all know what thröbber's real problem is with Greenlantern. I don't think i know what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Over here the guys get gifted chocolates from not just their wife/gf but all female friends or colleagues. I received a shitload of them from the female teachers I work with as well as my mother in law! Guys don't have to give anything for Valentines day here but on the 14th of March we do....."white day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Did not bother with a card, took my wife to Rome for valentines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Mind the Barry Ferguson one that was texted into Off the Ball: Rose are red Violets are blue Quality Street are pure mad colours, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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