RadgerTheBadger Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Who the fuck sends cairds to their son/daughter/mother/faither/brother/sister (delete as applicable) Every year I see in Facebook and folk in the work talking about sending cairds to there relatives, not the people they fancy(which is borderline creepy imho) or are in a relationship with Why would you even do something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 My sister (7 years older) used to send me them every year....S.W.A.L.K. on the back every time. I kinda liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, RadgerTheBadger said: Who the fuck sends cairds to their son/daughter/mother/faither/brother/sister (delete as applicable) Every year I see in Facebook and folk in the work talking about sending cairds to there relatives, not the people they fancy(which is borderline creepy imho) or are in a relationship with Why would you even do something like that? ^^^ Has never had a Valentine's Day card in his life. That's sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 11 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: My sister (7 years older) used to send me them every year....S.W.A.L.K. on the back every time. I kinda liked it. Is that some sex thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 I bought this one for the Missus. I'm sure she'll see the funny side. If you're buying family members a Valentines Card then you're a Tedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just print one of these babies off the internet. Guaranteed laughs and won't cost you a penny (if you do it at work). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Is that some sex thing? That wasn't an anagram, it was a sex thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Don't do Valentine's. February is my expensive month with his birthday on 20th and our wedding anniversary 21st. That's enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted February 6, 2017 Author Share Posted February 6, 2017 ^^^ Has never had a Valentine's Day card in his life. That's sad. ^^^^VL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Agreed not to do anything, so that pretty much means she'll have bought me something and I'll be the arsehole for not bothering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Hallmark/Clinton- want to tap into the Scots market? well, I've written this romantic poem for Valentine's cards: You make me happy, Like scoring a goal, It's Valentine's Day, So gie me ma hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 I like to go a bit Zen with them... Roses are red Violets are blue But why are carrots More orange than oranges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Wife will be in London for Valentines, leaving me home alone for a couple of days. Sadly I'm lacking in pals who want to go out and get cunted on a Tuesday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 2nd Valentine's Day in a row single, after quite a few years always having a bird. While there's a lot to be said for being in a relationship, I don't miss this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Agreed not to do anything, so that pretty much means she'll have bought me something and I'll be the arsehole for not bothering. Aye, sounds about right, same conversation every year. Why say ' yeah we won't bother' then go out and buy something?? I'll never understand how it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Roses are white The stalks they are green Fuck P&B And fuck The Queen It's Valentines Day and I promised the missus I'd shower her with love and lots of ma kisses On this special day I'm gonnae no hit her As I'm P&Bs perma-banned mental Gas fitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Seems Fred West sent them to his Daughter's before he murdered them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 One for the more creepier contingent on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Wife will be in London for Valentines, leaving me. Sadly I'm lacking in pals. Time to face up to the truth pal. The verse on your wife's card will read: Your nose is red Your shoes are blue You're shitty in bed So I'm leaving you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 Seems Fred West sent them to his Daughter's before he murdered them. Look how that turned out, My point entirely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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