Widge Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 How can yu make such a promise to a female? Impossible to keep IMO Sorry it's missing the word "try". It'll help that I'll only see her twice this week, before I bugger off to Inverness for the weekend to get pissed and watch football. [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue If I'd fucking killed you I'd be out by noo, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are RedOkra is fawnWaffenthinmintIs Bible John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 This one is called, "The Beating of my Heart on the Day of Saint Valentine". "Boom boom boom boom. Boom boom boom. Boom boom boom boom. Boom boom boom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 We don't do it, with Christmas, then her 21st birthday then my birthday all within the first few months we decided to not bother with it the first year we were together and never have in all the years since, I got her a cheap teddy one year and I seen the dog chewing on it after about 2 days. I agree being told to be romantic is the least romantic thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Violets are blue Roses are red I could stay with you But I'd be better off dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: U ok? x These are retrospective, rather than the present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I've decided to make my own. A folded bit of card, with a limerick or humorous poem on the front and a hole cut on the back that I can fit my cock through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue Does this glass of wine Taste like rohypnol to you? - bill Cosby Roses are black Violets are black Everything's black I cant see - Stevie wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I've decided to make my own. A folded bit of card, with a limerick or humorous poem on the front and a hole cut on the back that I can fit my cock through. Write this on it Some girls are fat Some girls are thin Can't be arsed buying a card 'Cos it'll go in the bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue As is your face You forgot to say the safety word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 No cards in our household this year. Why do you need to buy a card to tell someone that you love them?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue Valentines Day is another example of the patriarchy creating hetro-normative gender stereotyped roles in order to denigrate and infantilise women Rhyming poetry stifles creativity by constraining the use of language within culturally imperialist boundaries. Why am I single? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red, but they can also be yellow, pink and a variety of other shades. Violets are "violet". The clue's in the name. Buttercups are yellow. Just need to work on the rhyming and scanning side of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'll leave your fanny, Like a pot of PVA glue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Much like the storming success of 2013, we've just moved house so haven't had any time for valentine's day.I'll make her a cup of coffee and ask to poke her shiter on Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Thank fuck I'm at work until 7.30 tomorrow. Always buy flowers and chocolates because she's a soppy so and so who will moan my ears off if I don't buy her fuck all. Might still get my end wet I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Our lovemaking is always special There's nothing you won't do I really am a lucky boy To have a gran as hot as you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I've also sent a card to our Pakistani neighbours 18yo daughter. Roses are red Violets are blue There's an arranged marriage Waiting for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: Roses are red Violets are blue Valentines Day is another example of the patriarchy creating hetro-normative gender stereotyped roles in order to denigrate and infantilise women Rhyming poetry stifles creativity by constraining the use of language within culturally imperialist boundaries. Why am I single? Maybe you're ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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