Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 @Bairnardo is known As the Falkirk Lothario He just can't get enough Of this bit of stuff Who works in the chippy And is known as Romario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Tourette's Cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Grass is blood red Bodies are blue Hibernian - 3 Cadavers - 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 All relationships are empty and temporary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 All relationships are empty and temporary. Doesn't even rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue Jimmy Saville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 My girlfriend is in Spain doing a semester abroad so won't have to bother with this pish, although I might send a card over to be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 My girlfriend is in Spain doing a semester abroad so won't have to bother with this pish, although I might send a card over to be nice. The word is señor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 I sent one's to two of my mates either last year or year before, don't have the picture on them anymore though but it had Chris Benoit on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I sent one's to two of my mates either last year or year before, don't have the picture on them anymore though but it had Chris Benoit on them. Thanks for bumping this thread. Had forgotten it's Valentine's Day tomorrow. Will have to go to Asda on way home to get some Valentine's pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Beckham's OK Balotelli's Terrific Please tell me why Be EXTREMELY specific Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red The Rangers are blue Warburton's finished Dave King said it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are redThe Rangers are dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red Warburton's through The season is finished For Rangers mk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red Carnations are lighter For my Valentine treat Can I poke your shiter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue Nicky Clark is a c**t And his old man is too (Copyright of Hawk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Following on from the success of my Christmas agreement with the mrs (£50 each) I have managed to have Valentines day fucked off completely. Not even cards or anything. In recompense for this I will try and do something nice for our anniversary but I am pleased. It is pish. My missus (and the child) heading to London for a couple of days tomorrow. Still need to get her some sort of card and tat but it means I can avoid having to cook something nice etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 With hair long and blonde Deep blue eyes and lips pink You'd be the perfect girlfriend If your breath didn't stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Id sign up right now for cooking something nice each year rather than spending money on some shitey card. I fucking loathe cards actually. Not just valentines. Them all. I'm in agreement with this. Cards are really pointless and a waste of money. Unfortunately I have a missus who loves them, so the obligatory one was bought. She's also apparently making me something instead of buying it, so irrespective of whatever I do, so will win for time and effort. I've realised this and have just promised her I'll not piss her off for a week instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Any long term couple that does cards and shit for this need their head examined (or I should say she should have her head examined). We use it as an excuse to get take away (even then only if we can be arsed). Is there anything less romantic than forced romantic gestures? Just make sure from time to time you spoil your missus in a way that makes her happy. It's not rocket science. (New couples are excused from the above as they're still trying to work out the lie of the land) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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