gkneil Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 With the news that Blue Peter's Millenium time capsule has been accidently dug up 33 years early (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38838033), what sort of weird & wonderful things/people would a P&B time capsule include? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Spike Milligan once said he wanted to be buried in a washing machine, just to confuse archaeologists- "how did this man come to die in a washing machine..??" anywaya photo of a floodlight pylon - they seem to be an endangered species a copy of the Daily Mail to prove to descendants that their ancestors were thick racists a scud mag - archaeologists need a cheer up sometimes some radioactive waste - just for a laugh, ken. Throbber's sock- see above alternatively: Biggie's Smudger, frozen in suspended animation, to await re-awakening to wreck havoc on an unsuspecting world, in the style of The Thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 A pair of Shandon's loafer, again this would be a humorous novelty pick. The patent for DA's buggy. Just imagine them trying to work out what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 The capsule would have the windows down and the heating up full blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 A television with the volume jammed up high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Flashing blue lights but no siren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Pizza scissors. They'll then jump in their time machine, having had a "Eureka" moment as to the exact cause of the disaster that nearly snuffed out humanity, travel back to early 2017 and start hunting down c*nts IP addresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 58 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Spike Milligan once said he wanted to be buried in a washing machine, just to confuse archaeologists- "how did this man come to die in a washing machine..??" anywaya photo of a floodlight pylon - they seem to be an endangered species a copy of the Daily Mail to prove to descendants that their ancestors were thick racistsa scud mag - archaeologists need a cheer up sometimes some radioactive waste - just for a laugh, ken. Throbber's sock- see above alternatively: Biggie's Smudger, frozen in suspended animation, to await re-awakening to wreck havoc on an unsuspecting world, in the style of The Thing. A booklet on average attendances would be suffice. Crowd w*nking is still w*nking 46 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: Thats a Grimm suggestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 A Dale Carrick gif An A4 piece of card with the words "Be Specific" written on it Some pics to prove it all happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 25 minutes ago, (._.) said: Throbber and Shandon Par. Let someone else deal with these two's Walter Mitty stories. Who else has posted pics of themselves passed out in a bush in Hertfordshire (whilst dressed suspiciously like Princess Di)? Their degree certificate? Their fine footwear? The aftermath of their wife's parking? Them boxing in Porty Town Hall? Them turning their fine knitwear into a Rambo-style bandana to mop up a nosebleed? I could probably post a pic of me snorting something out of an inflatable sheep on a night out in London if it would help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Who else has posted pics of themselves passed out in a bush in Hertfordshire (whilst dressed suspiciously like Princess Di)? Their degree certificate? Their fine footwear? The aftermath of their wife's parking? Them boxing in Porty Town Hall? Them turning their fine knitwear into a Rambo-style bandana to mop up a nosebleed? I could probably post a pic of me snorting something out of an inflatable sheep on a night out in London if it would help? I'm not sure what with, but that would definitely help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, (._.) said: No, I'd rather you just climbed in the time capsule tbh. Could it contain a Razzle or two? If there's coffee and pizza in there too I'd be up for it. Would appreciate the peace and a lie down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Need scissors for the pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 A £500 note and a room bill from the Strathclyde Hilton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 The final draft of b****isms so that people of the future can determine if they're a disgusting deviant or not. It should also have "keep pushing" written at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Need scissors for the pizza? No need. Simply fold the pizza in half. Then fold again. Now eat. Try it next time you're presented with an uncut pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Just buy a pizza cutter ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 No need. Simply fold the pizza in half. Then fold again. Now eat. Try it next time you're presented with an uncut pizza I'm an experienced pizza cutter user and will continue to be so. Good cutter, good chopping board, no issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Infinite booitsme scud gifs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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