Dindeleux Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 ......would be a very dramatic headline to read in the paper. What are some of the greatest newspaper headlines of all time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 When Jeremy Beadle died, I'm sure The Sun or The Star went with: Beadles Not About! ETA: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 A friend of mine Whatsapped me a picture that looked like Trump covered in blood.However, when you clicked on it, it turned into a picture of a naked bloke with a massive willy.I don't how he did it. Witchcraft, probably. Anyway, dramatic headlines?Granny Danger tells me that "JULIUS CAESAR STABBED" was big news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Local man dies at sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Aberdeen man drowned at sea.* *may be made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 f**k you PA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: f**k you PA. Sorry, man! The following headline was used for the name of an Edinburgh 80s indie-punk band: "Vatican shotgun scare!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 'Freddy Starr, he is eat my hamster!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 My personal favourite . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, paranoid android said: 'Freddy Starr, he is eat my hamster! What? are you Manuel from Fawlty Towers now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 "Old Man Yells At Cloud" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 My personal favourite . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 16 minutes ago, paranoid android said: 'Freddy Starr, he is eat my hamster!' Was this in The Sebu Gazette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 24 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: What? are you Manuel from Fawlty Towers now? 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Was this in The Sebu Gazette? That was how the headline was described by Harry Enfield's 'Stavros' character on Saturday Live back in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 minute ago, paranoid android said: That was how the headline was described by Harry Enfield's 'Stavros' character on Saturday Live back in the 80s. What's the 'Local man dies at sea' one? I can only apologise for making you have to explain jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, Dee Man said: What's the 'Local man dies at sea' one? I can only apologise for making you have to explain jokes. It was allegedly a headline in the P&J after the Titanic sank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: What's the 'Local man dies at sea' one? I can only apologise for making you have to explain jokes. That's not a joke - that's an actual headline about the sinking of the Titanic in a Scottish newspaper. I can only apologise for my shite posts that need to be explained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 f**k you, ZA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: It was allegedly a headline in the P&J after the Titanic sank. Well they weren't wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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