Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Too tired to notice mine? Apparently so. I trust you to know how to use an apostrophe so happy to put it down to over-zealous typing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, gavin_3110 said: Can you get travel insurance at your age? I don't think the travel will be the biggest risk I will need to get insured for. I hope they do nice packed lunches if we're going out for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I don't think the travel will be the biggest risk I will need to get insured for. I hope they do nice packed lunches if we're going out for the day. Sounds horrendous, surrounded by elderly, naked and fat Americans and Dundonians paying $500 a night to lech at each other. Trump will probably arrive for the watersports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 This is the sort of talent Granny Dyer has to look forward to at Hedonism: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Danger wandering around a swingers resort with his speedos on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: This is the sort of talent Granny Dyer has to look forward to at Hedonism: Does you mum know you've stolen that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Danger wandering around a swingers resort with his speedos off. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Just now, Granny Danger said: Does you mum know you've stolen that? My mum has nicer hair. She's probably be up for it though. Not long divorced so I could send you her number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: My mum has nicer hair. She's probably be up for it though. Not long divorced so I could send you her number? I like a well turned out woman. If she is the influence on your dress sense don't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I like a well turned out woman. If she is the influence on your dress sense don't bother. That shouldn't matter in a clothing optional resort. Only thing you'd need to worry about is not scraping your balls on the ground when you're walking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My mum has nicer hair. She's probably be up for it though. Not long divorced so I could send you her number? What about me, ya cùnt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What about me, ya cùnt? I'd be happy to open a bidding war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 As a kid I was taken to a hotel in Arbroath a couple of time (somewhere not too far up the coat from Carnoustie anyway) that had a spa. I used to see the grown ups getting up to things in the jacuzzi that could/did scar a 10 year old for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 34 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Danger wandering around a swingers resort with his speedos on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Just Googled 'Hedonism' and am now booked up for a holiday in Jamaica. Looks like it could be interesting. Me too! If you see a younger gentleman walking around wearing a Jose Quitongo mask come and say hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 3 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Michelle Fowler doesn't look too happy in that photo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Michelle Fowler doesn't look too happy in that photo... Magnum PI looks well chuffed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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