jagfox Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 55 minutes ago, DavidMccorquodale said: I am rubbish at controlling my emotions.This also links to me being rubbish at multitasking. If I'm putting together a table, painting or just building anything in general and someone tries to talk to me or give me something I throw an absolute wobbler and end up telling someone to f**k off. It's the reason why my girlfriend and son refer to me as " The Crackup". It won't take much diffficulty to get me extremely annoyed. Especially if I concede a last minute goal on Fifa. That drives me over the edge and I feel the need to smash my controller against a wall. Or put the boot into the door. The door has got it a few times and five controllers have been a victim of my rage. Cooking as well. The only thing I can actually make is toast. Pretty sure I failed miserably at boiling an egg once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 The Internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Art. Can't draw for shit. Gambling. Just best not to as I am the unluckiest sod on the planet. Video Games. Think I'm just not patient enough for them. Picking colours for decorating. Have had some absolute howlers over the years, that I thought would be a good idea for that room. Buying presents. If you are lucky enough to have me ask you what you want for a present, just ask for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Breaking eggs into a frying pan. Yolk usually breaks more often than not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Shite at socialising. Feels like a chore to me. I'm particularly shite at chatting up woman.I have a terrible memory also so have problems remembering things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Just now, YER SISTERS YER MAW said: Shite at socialising. Feels like a chore to me. I'm particularly shite at chatting up woman. Move on, try another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 1 hour ago, DavidMccorquodale said: I am rubbish at controlling my emotions.This also links to me being rubbish at multitasking. If I'm putting together a table, painting or just building anything in general and someone tries to talk to me or give me something I throw an absolute wobbler and end up telling someone to f**k off. It's the reason why my girlfriend and son refer to me as " The Crackup". It won't take much diffficulty to get me extremely annoyed. Especially if I concede a last minute goal on Fifa. That drives me over the edge and I feel the need to smash my controller against a wall. Or put the boot into the door. The door has got it a few times and five controllers have been a victim of my rage. Cooking as well. The only thing I can actually make is toast. Pretty sure I failed miserably at boiling an egg once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Posting sentences coherent in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 The P&B Daily Quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Whistling SpittingMy job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Generating any sort of work ethic.Saving money.Leaving the pub after having had a couple of pints.Freestyle Nordic interpretive dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Remembering faces. If I don't see you on a daily basis then chances are I've no idea what you look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Remembering faces. If I don't see you on a daily basis then chances are I've no idea what you look like. That reminds me, you owe me fifty quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 A good 90% of the things posted so far in this thread likely also apply to me. Only recently have I seriously started to contemplate that I might be an utter shambles of a human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, resk said: Whistling Spitting My job Unless you're Bob Carolgees you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Unless you're Bob Carolgees you'll be fine. I don't think I am. I haven't checked in a while though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I'm rubbish at comforting women when they get upset. Male friends I'm happy to talk things through over a few pints, but the best I can do with women is, "ah well, shit happens.", or if they're attractive give them a hug and see if it leads anywhere. They never seem to want to put things in perspective, just want you to agree with whatever they're whining about, and if you don't you're a heartless c**t. I'm rubbish at comforting men or women if they're upset. Generally just say "yeah" every few minutes and let them ramble on. Problem is that makes me seem like a good listener. It's a vicious cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Drawing. Absolutely shite at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, resk said: I don't think I am. I haven't checked in a while though. Does your wrist reek of dog shite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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