KnightswoodBear Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 59 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: bawbag (answer to previous question. not a reference to Shandon Par) If you are given the choice to wwap places with Shandon Par for a period of three hours today which three hours would you take (going by his list)? Nookie (assuming it's not with Shandon Par) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 bawbag (answer to previous question. not a reference to Shandon Par) If you are given the choice to wwap places with Shandon Par for a period of three hours today which three hours would you take (going by his list)? Football. Football > anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Sport - playing at a low level, or spectating a high level? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Sport - playing at a low level, or spectating a high level? Playing at a low level, the subsequent piss up and then spectating at a slightly higher but still incredibly low level. 2 day hangover or someone trying, but failing, to kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Right now, the killing thing. Getting your right big toe sawn off with a mitre saw (at a jaunty 45° angle) by a nuddy Helena Bonham Carter or getting your left ear sliced off with a Swiss army penknife by an oiled up Moira Stewart (off the news). Scuddy or clothed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Right now, the killing thing. Getting your right big toe sawn off with a mitre saw (at a jaunty 45° angle) by a nuddy Helena Bonham Carter or getting your left ear sliced off with a Swiss army penknife by an oiled up Moira Stewart (off the news). I'd go for the ear-off by oily Moira. I quite like wearing a bandana plus Helena BC would likely have one of those big hairy power muffs to go with her power saw. Having to fight a lion to the death or having to listen to Pat Bonner on the radio for more than 30 seconds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Lion. Win or lose. Not fussed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 Poor Packie Bonnar. What he gets for having a racist first name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I'd go for the ear-off by oily Moira. I quite like wearing a bandana plus Helena BC would likely have one of those big hairy power muffs to go with her power saw. Having to fight a lion to the death or having to listen to Pat Bonner on the radio for more than 30 seconds? Lion Nicky Campbell or Nicky Cruz? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 On 4/24/2017 at 22:22, tongue_tied_danny said: Lion Nicky Campbell or Nicky Cruz? Campbell. Pump a prime Maggie or prime May? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, ali_91 said: Thatcher. Fowler or Telfer? Robinson or Farage? Edited May 24, 2019 by jagfox99 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Campbell. Pump a prime Maggie or prime May?Wait, surely there's a more shaggable pic of both these women than these? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 3 hours ago, jagfox99 said: Robinson or Farage? Robinson Hall or Oates? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Get round to Darryl'sPorridge.....salt or sugar ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Salt. graeme norton or Craig hill 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Norton K9 or Turner & Hooch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 K9. the shits or vomiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, mathematics said: K9. the shits or vomiting. Shits. Lorne or slice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Square. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 On 25/05/2019 at 00:09, IainMorton said: Shits. Lorne or slice? Lorne Elle "The Body" MacPherson or Jesse "The Body" Ventura? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.