smpar Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When you get a hashtag tattooed on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: I listen to Radio 2 sometimes and the amount of twee, luvvie shite they come out, especially on that show, is infuriating. Droning on about muffin recipes, Strictly and the Bake Off. I want to phone in and shout "c**t" at the top of my voice. On Fridays about five they do a feature called "serious jocking" it's the most scooby thing ever. Proper smashie and nicey stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When you give up on life and are so bitter about it you want to f**k everyone elses up, you vote tory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When you realise that you have nothing meaningful to add to a thread like this. But still do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When you look up Dignitas online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Some c**t puts a pic of you wearing an Xmas jumper on arsebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 20, 2017 Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 Your breakfast is a can of energy drink and a ciggie whilst walking down the road. Extra points if you're taking your kid to school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 9 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Your breakfast is a can of energy drink and a ciggie whilst walking down the road. Extra points if you're taking your kid to school And he/she is having the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 When you think pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 When you phone the site owner for unbanning & PM users to red dot folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 20, 2017 Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: When you think pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping. Who the f**k greenie'd that. Pineapple on a pizza is gods work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Who the f**k greenie'd that. I haven't checked but I suspect he likes his pizza burnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 When you start standing up to wipe and taking your baws out to do a pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 20 minutes ago, wellinwigan said: When you start standing up to wipe and taking your baws out to do a pish Wouldn't your baws be out if your wiping your arse? Generally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 On 19/01/2017 at 19:07, ICTChris said: I listen to Radio 2 sometimes and the amount of twee, luvvie shite they come out, especially on that show, is infuriating. Droning on about muffin recipes, Strictly and the Bake Off. I want to phone in and shout "c**t" at the top of my voice. See also: the first 15 minutes of every Kermode and Mayo podcast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 When you wear jogging trousers in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 ....your cycling and over the age of 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: Who the f**k greenie'd that. The same person who dots everyone of 8miles posts. Which leads us onto..... You know you've given up on life when........You're unable to post on a forum but you sign in to green dot your only mates posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 when "XL" is two sizes too small... when you've let the dust in your house gather for so long that it has evolved into a more intelligent lifeform than yourself and is shagging your burd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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