whiskychimp Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 What events make you think someone, yourself included, has given up on life? There was a guy in asda buying a reduced 3 pack of briefs. I went to Lidl in trackie bottoms the other day. In my defence, I was only nipping out for nappies but I should have stuck some jeans on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When people call pants "briefs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When you don't care whether or not if your arse is encrusted with shite and you stand up to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: What events make you think someone, yourself included, has given up on life? There was a guy in asda buying a reduced 3 pack of briefs. I went to Lidl in trackie bottoms the other day. In my defence, I was only nipping out for nappies but I should have stuck some jeans on The fact you need nappies is more worrying..... Giving up on bladder control ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: What events make you think someone, yourself included, has given up on life? There was a guy in asda buying a reduced 3 pack of briefs. I went to Lidl in trackie bottoms the other day. In my defence, I was only nipping out for nappies but I should have stuck some jeans on Were the nappies for you? That might be a sign in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: What events make you think someone, yourself included, has given up on life? There was a guy in asda buying a reduced 3 pack of briefs. I went to Lidl in trackie bottoms the other day. In my defence, I was only nipping out for nappies but I should have stuck some jeans on Wearing PJs and chef-type trousers to the shop is shocking behaviour. People seeming to enjoy the utterly shite "music" on BBC/ITV game shows/karaoke contests. Golf. Though it was golf that brought me and my good lady together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 1 minute ago, MEADOWXI said: The fact you need nappies is more worrying..... Giving up on bladder control ? Great minds etc, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Golf. Though it was golf that brought me and my good lady together. You cracked her over the head with a 5 iron and keep her locked in your garage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: You cracked her over the head with a 5 iron and keep her locked in your garage? Offered to let her play a round with his balls......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I haven't shaved in 4 days (the facial hair I grow is terrible) and I look like a tramp, add to this while everyone else in office wears a shirt I usually just wear a polo shirt as the office is roasting, today I just chucked on a t-shirt. I think I might have given up. I did take my bin out this morning so maybe not just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: You cracked her over the head with a 5 iron and keep her locked in your garage? Almost. Her (now ex) hubby was a golf nut so whilst he was getting a few holes in on Saturday and Sunday mornings... well, you get the picture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When people recommend a holiday and tell you "the entertainment is first class". Or words to that effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When you're in an unhappy relationship and your weekends consist of trips to dunelm and such home improvement shops. Monday couldn't come quick enough back then. Dark days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Almost. Her (now ex) hubby was a golf nut so whilst he was getting a few holes in on Saturday and Sunday mornings... well, you get the picture... you took a mulligan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: The fact you need nappies is more worrying..... Giving up on bladder control ? 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Were the nappies for you? That might be a sign in itself. 12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Great minds etc, etc. Great minds mock the afflicted. c***s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Just now, whiskychimp said: Great minds mock the afflicted. c***s All together now.... If you can't mock the afflicted, who can you mock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I've still not sorted out the lack of DAB in my car so find myself having to listen to shite like Radio 2 in the morning. Folk were texting in saying they were in tears listening to an interview with Chris Evans and Nicole Kidman. It was the most sickening sycophantic lovey pish you could imagine. Made me want to get a list of the texters and visit them, Terminator style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, sjc said: When you're in an unhappy relationship and your weekends consist of trips to dunelm and such home improvement shops. Monday couldn't come quick enough back then. Dark days. Do you ever see a happy person in Dunelm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 When you wear a football replica shirt outside of your own home or 5 a side pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Just now, whiskychimp said: Do you ever see a happy person in Dunelm? Not usually although when I got out of that relationship and moved into my new house the woman from the curtains dept was more than happy to come round and measure up for me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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