BFTD Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Alright, I've started this for everyone to share their memories of the worst games until someone decides they'd like to tally the votes. I'll edit this post accordingly with rules and dates, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 Pro Soccer 2190 on the Atari ST is the first that springs to mind for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 Line of Fire for the Atari ST. Skip to 4:00 for the "gameplay". Literally running at 1fps by the end of the video. £25.99 on release Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I don't play that many games(apart from Fifa and GTA), but L.A Noire is probably the worst game I've played.It wasn't that bad a game(the graphics were decent and I liked some of the characters, f**k knows what they were called though), I think I hated it as I had high expectations before playing it. I just found it boring and repetitive. I realise that it's nowhere near as bad as some of the previous games suggested(graphics wise anyway), but I found it boring as f**k trying to read the facial expressions of a fucking video character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Without a doubt, the worst game I ever played was South Park on the PS One. It would make a video game made by contestants on The Apprentice seem quite original, playable and well thought through. As it stands, it played like it was made in a lunch hour by someone who'd only had South Park described to him. Forty quid I paid for that shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Without a doubt, the worst game I ever played was South Park on the PS One. It would make a video game made by contestants on The Apprentice seem quite original, playable and well thought through. As it stands, it played like it was made in a lunch hour by someone who'd only had South Park described to him. Forty quid I paid for that shite. I liked it. Although I was about 8 or 9 and loved everything South Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 As a child i remember corporation on the mega drive being gash. Pit fighter on the snes. Time lord on the nes. World soccer on the master system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Duke Nukem Forever. A colossal letdown in every way. Perfect Dark Zero. Ludicrously shit and horribly dated looking from the second it came out. Quake 4. See above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 ToeJam and Earl 3. Disgustingly shit. It makes me sick with fury to think of it. An absolutely smelly mess of a game. Abysmal, made all the worse by the love I have for the first two games. Sonic 3D. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I liked it. Although I was about 8 or 9 and loved everything South Park. Just went and watched some YouTube footage. Looks horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Dark Souls 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Sonic 3D can f**k off. Truly awful game that took away everything everyone loved about Sonic, making you move slowly around a grid. Special mentions to the 2006 Sonic the Hedgehog for being shite and boring too.I hated Echo the Dolphin too, never had a clue what was going on at any point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramagamma Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Primal Rage on the Mega Drive. Got it for Christmas when i was about 8, if you arnt familiar think Mortal Kombat with dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Rory McIlroy PGA Tour 16 was both one of the worst serious golf games I can remember and compared to the Tigers of previous years was a colossal let down and failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Probably easy just to pick to C64 games that were bugged to f**k or just unplayable. Jonah Lomu rugby on the PS1 also stands out as a game that was horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Superman 64 and Simpsons Wrestling are two of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever had the misfortune on placing into a console. Aside from those two well known efforts, I could rhyme off a list of utter garbage that most folk probably haven't played: Wayne's World (SNES) Home Alone (SNES) B.O.B (SNES) Gods (SNES) Pitfighter (SNES) Batman Forever (SNES) Crash Dummies (NES) To the Earth (NES) Where's Wally (NES and SNES) WWF Wrestlemania (NES) Ghostbusters (NES) Dragon's Lair (NES) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 For Christmas in 1992, my brother and I were given our first ever games console - the utterly fantastic Super Nintendo, with Super Mario World. Mum and Dad not only gave us this joy, but we were also given an extra game each! (Being the younger brother, I was also given the 3rd party controller, but I digress). As a football fan, I was rewarded with Super Soccer, which was great fun (and played to death until the SNES version of FIFA came along about 2 years later). My brother was more into cars, so was received what was, at the time, the top racing game available for our dream console. Race Drivin' What a pile of shite. I don't think either of us ever made to the end of a lap - not due to the difficulty, but entirely due to sheer boredom. It was also a 1-player game. What kind of arsehole designs a car racing game that is 1-player? Fortunately, my brother's birthday is in January, Maw and Paw saw the error of their ways, and everyone was delighted when he unwrapped Super MarioKart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Fuctifano said: Probably easy just to pick to C64 games that were bugged to f**k or just unplayable. Jonah Lomu rugby on the PS1 also stands out as a game that was horrendous. This is just wrong. Jonah Lomu Rugby was a magnificent game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Company of Heroes 2 was zero percent of the fun that Company of Heroes was. I mean even the graphics were shittier. The user interface was a complete clusterfuck and the games were utterly flat and lifeless. Always baffles me when modders can make better games from an old game than software houses can with a new game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: For Christmas in 1992, my brother and I were given our first ever games console - the utterly fantastic Super Nintendo, with Super Mario World. Mum and Dad not only gave us this joy, but we were also given an extra game each! (Being the younger brother, I was also given the 3rd party controller, but I digress). As a football fan, I was rewarded with Super Soccer, which was great fun (and played to death until the SNES version of FIFA came along about 2 years later). My brother was more into cars, so was received what was, at the time, the top racing game available for our dream console. Hide contents Race Drivin' What a pile of shite. I don't think either of us ever made to the end of a lap - not due to the difficulty, but entirely due to sheer boredom. It was also a 1-player game. What kind of arsehole designs a car racing game that is 1-player? Fortunately, my brother's birthday is in January, Maw and Paw saw the error of their ways, and everyone was delighted when he unwrapped Super MarioKart. Belter. I remember renting that out from Blockbuster with my pocket money one Saturday and taking it back a day early. It was painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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