Shotgun Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 (edited) I think I've bragged about this on a previous thread but I was once pissed on by Kevin Kennedy who played Curly Watts on Coronation Street back in the 1980s. A mate of mine was at Uni in Manchester and shared a local with the aforementioned Mr. Kennedy. I was down for a visit one time and was taking care of business in the Gents when Curly came in and went about his own affairs at the adjacent urinal. Because I'm too cool to be impressed by celebrity, we just did the polite nod and said "Ah-reet?", then carried on with what we were doing. He's taller than me so before too long I realised I was getting significant splashback. My hands, my wrists and presumably my clothes. At the time I just remember trying not to laugh while wondering "What is the appropriate response in this situation?" And because I know you're wondering, yes, his boaby was quite a bit bigger than mine. Edited January 7, 2017 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 On 5 January 2017 at 10:10, budmiester1 said: Frank McAvennie in a gift shop in Antigua last month. Sure it wasn't Jonathan Watson? They're hard to tell apart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Eednud said: Ker-Chung Clicky ba? was that in The Victor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Clicky ba? was that in The Victor? Not The Victor but The Tottenhamless Hotspur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I served Gordon Strachan when I worked in a hotel. He had a vodka and Diet Coke.I had a pee next to Willie Miller. You could say that I saw Willie's willy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I served Gordon Strachan when I worked in a hotel. He had a vodka and Diet Coke.I had a pee next to Willie Miller. You could say that I saw Willie's willy. Did his pubic hair resemble a moustache? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Did his pubic hair resemble a moustache? Strachan or Miller? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Strachan or Miller? I'm assuming Strachan didn't have his Willie out when ordering/consuming a Diet Coke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Surely jimmy calderwood could come on here and beat everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 I'm assuming Strachan didn't have his Willie out when ordering/consuming a Diet Coke. Well, there was vodka in the Diet Coke... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 On 05/01/2017 at 21:16, jagfox99 said: For some reason I thought you worked in a hospital? Maybe you do and they're just accident prone... Mental health hospital. Although there's also a sexual health service on site. The writer's publicly admitted suffering from depression so I presume she visits the IAPT counsellors. I guess in theory I could mention her name as long as I don't say which hospital I work at. I presume the porn star comes in for clap testing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 Airdrieonians spiritual king, Evan Balfour in Penicuik. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Met Scarlett Moffat from I'm a celeb get me outta here in Liverpool last week. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I fixed Paolo Nutini's dad's Dyson....ok a 3rd party but maybe he just sent his da in with it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I was walking down Lothian Road one Saturday morning and saw Nicola Sturgeon driving her car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I met the guy who came second in season two of The Voice Albania. He's actually pretty good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I met Daniella Westbrook in Titanic in London in about 1999. She'd been in a car crash a year or so before and her face was a bit mangled. It was a wid not from me (and I'm sure the feeling was mutal), though I did get my be-Patrick Cox'd paws on a nice Aussie girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 3 hours ago, Highland Capital said: I was walking down Lothian Road one Saturday morning and saw Nicola Sturgeon driving her car. I saw a Rolls (or similar) crawling through Chatham town centre at about 11pm one night in 1993, with a small group of weans chasing behind, trying to grab one of the wee Union Flegs attached to the rear. John Major was in the back seat, hunkered down behind one of the broadsheets. He'd had a famously rough day at work, the details of which are lost to me now, so I can only assume he decided to take a look at the home of the Chatham Pocket in order to cheer himself up about how much worse things could be. Of course, as my old mate Michael Winner pointed out to Charles Bronson at my graduation party, this is pretty poor name-dropping, but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Late to the part but saw the racist Paul Nuttall at Manchester Airport a few weeks ago. Fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Me and the Mrs sat next to the cast from Spooks on a flight to Las Vegas which was our honeymoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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