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He's the biggest winner I've seen.   

Takes a diddy party to the only show in town
Wins referendum campaign (+15 opinion points) 
Selling out a hotel to selling out the hydro.  


All hail the King.  King Alexander the great. 

Yoinks! You have got it bad, but am not sure what it is, and I hope I don't catch whatever it is you have, it is turning you into a snivelling little rat

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1 minute ago, Pearbuyerbell said:

I think that video is brilliant.  I must have watched it 10 times.  

I like how the nutter left starts singing "I love you baby" for absolutely no reason.   

Dude in the England top talking about going to Wales is equally funny, and how the UK couldn't survive with a £20 million drop in revenue.  

Alex Salmond isn't a failure. Sharing political views with that lot is a fucking failure.

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5 minutes ago, Highlandmagyar said:

But fucked up the BIG one. Failure!

The Big one that has re-ignited the nation of Scotland and has made monumental gains for Scotland and his party the SNP.   

It's been a win-win for Alex Salmond and Scotland.   

Why you don't celebrate it tells us more about you.   

 

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A best selling book.  
His own radio show. 
Political leader of his nation.  

How do you compare Loondave ?   

 

A best selling book "The Goldfinch" off Amazon.

My own teeth.

Political leader of my imagine nation.

Oh and im not fat nor do i have a fat wife so i compare well on some points.

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Just now, Pearbuyerbell said:

The Big one that has re-ignited the nation of Scotland and has made monumental gains for Scotland and his party the SNP.   

It's been a win-win for Alex Salmond and Scotland.   

Why you don't celebrate it tells us more about you.   

Image result for alex salmond pictures

A win-win? Lost the BIG one . Failure!

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Loondave is a proud scottish Yoon, I believe?

I don't really do "proud" it only leads to a fall but i am Scottish and haven't been convinced to leave the Union.Fair enough.I did say he was fat in an ironic sense though.

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4 minutes ago, Loondave1 said:


A best selling book "The Goldfinch" off Amazon.

My own teeth.

Political leader of my imagine nation.

Oh and im not fat nor do i have a fat wife so i compare well on some points.

 

3 minutes ago, Highlandmagyar said:

A win-win? Lost the BIG one . Failure!

^^

National embarrassments.   

Remind us again why you don't think Scotland should be a normal country, and how you don't trust Scotland to run itself politically ?  

c***s like you 2 should be tagged and flogged.  

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6 minutes ago, Loondave1 said:

Oh and im not fat nor do i have a fat wife so i compare well on some points.

Still getting it wrong, LoonYoon.

He's fat. His wife is old.

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Just now, Pearbuyerbell said:

 

^^

National embarrassments.   

Remind us again why you don't think Scotland should be a normal country, and how you don't trust Scotland to run itself politically ?  

c***s like you 2 should be tagged and flogged.  

^^Loves a guy who blew independence and scurried away to suck Westminster boaby! Hahaha. Loser!

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A win-win? Lost the BIG one . Failure!

He's right up there with Scott of the Antartic and Ally McLeod in the winner stakes.

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Just now, Highlandmagyar said:

^^Loves a guy who blew independence and scurried away to suck Westminster boaby! Hahaha. Loser!

^^
Doesn't believe in Scotland.   Hence, a national disgrace.  

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2 minutes ago, Pearbuyerbell said:

^^
Doesn't believe in Scotland.   Hence, a national disgrace.  

And you slovenly follow a guy who blew independence and sucks Westminster boaby! Haha. You are so funny!

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Doesn't believe in Scotland.   Hence, a national disgrace.  

Doesn't believe in your hive vision of Scotland which is not quite the same.

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5 minutes ago, Loondave1 said:


He's right up there with Scott of the Antartic and Ally McLeod in the winner stakes.

Scott of the Antartic was a British failure. He wasn't Scottish.

But you knew that, didn't you. You were just 'fishing'.

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6 minutes ago, Highlandmagyar said:

And you slovenly follow a guy who blew independence and sucks Westminster boaby! Haha. You are so funny!

He didn't "Blew Independence" you helmet.  He voted for it.  

The only folk who "Blew independence and sucked westminister's boaby were of course subservient bellends.  Folk like you.   

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1 hour ago, hehawhehaw said:

hope the fat b*****d dies the nicht

 

1 hour ago, Highlandmagyar said:

Couldn't deliver the big one. Utter failure. Lol

 

1 hour ago, Loondave1 said:

Happy Birthday to another glorious Scottish failure. He's quite fat as well.

:lol:

Utterly predictable that the first three bites would be from the thickest yoon trolls on the forum. Wonderful work PB. 

On a semi-serious note, although Salmond ultimately failed to deliver independence, he is unquestionably the most successful Scottish MP/MSP of the last 30 years. He has overseen the rise of the SNP from little more than a fringe party to one which now utterly dominates Scottish politics, to the extent that they have twice now had majorities in a parliament specifically designed to make this a near-impossibility, and best of all he is largely responsible for the utterly glorious destruction of Scottish Labour.

Magnificent. 

 

 

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Scott of the Antartic was a British failure. He wasn't Scottish.
But you knew that, didn't you. You were just 'fishing'.

You are correct and would have had a point if i had claimed both were Scottish . I'm not daft enough to think the surname Scott means you are Scottish thankfully.Examples of failure nothing more

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2 minutes ago, Loondave1 said:


You are correct and would have had a point if i had claimed both were Scottish . I'm not daft enough to think the surname Scott means you are Scottish thankfully.Examples of failure nothing more emoji6.png

An odd example to choose in this context, IMO.

I was charitable enough to assume you were fishing rather than being ignorant. I'm now revising that opinion.

His boat was Scottish though. That's probably why he failed. Does that make you feel better?

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An odd example to choose in this context, IMO.
I was charitable enough to assume you were fishing rather than being ignorant. I'm now revising that opinion.
His boat was Scottish though. That's probably why he failed. Does that make you feel better?

I don't apply nationalities to "boats" that's for dafties.

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