Cerberus Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Folk in the burd's family are getting divorced after 10 something years of marriage. It's turned pretty nasty and it's all coming out. Apparently he was a mad shagger back in the day and she has never trusted him. She is supposedly lazy and spends all his money on cardigans. Anyone got divorced and want to air it on P&B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Cardigans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 She took it to the V.E.T after it bit my B.U.M...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Cerberus said: Folk in the burd's family are getting divorced after 10 something years of marriage. It's turned pretty nasty and it's all coming out. Apparently he was a mad shagger back in the day and she has never trusted him. She is supposedly lazy and spends all his money on cardigans. Anyone got divorced and want to air it on P&B? Not yet, but i'll bookmark this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 PerthshireBell went through quite a messy divorce I believe. His wife got 50% but he kept the Lexus. Swings and roundabouts eh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Cardigans are a recipe for disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 First they came for the cardigans.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I wore a cardigan today, that's it for my marriage. Anyone know any good single women lads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I wore a cardigan today, that's it for my marriage. Anyone know any good single women lads? If that's the same as lady boys, sjc is your man/woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: spends all his money on cardigans. Anyone got divorced and want to air it on P&B? 58 minutes ago, shieldhillsmithy said: Cardigans. 16 minutes ago, expatowner said: Cardigans are a recipe for disaster. Anyone of you scoffers checked the price of a decent cashmere twinset with proper mother of pearl buttons, eh? It certainly isn't Glens Vodka money. For that you could get an evening of champagne, ching, a mucky woman and a taxi back up the road. Pearl necklace inclusive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I got divorced once, since then I've been widowed twice, $10,000 for the secret sauce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Anyone of you scoffers checked the price of a decent cashmere twinset with proper mother of pearl buttons, eh? It certainly isn't Glens Vodka money. For that you could get an evening of champagne, ching, a mucky woman and a taxi back up the road. Pearl necklace inclusive. Nipped to my local for a quick pint one day and it was closed for a private function. Had a quick look inside and it was full of middle aged men wearing tweed twinsets watching an Absolutely Fabulous box set. Raised my spirits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuthejag Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Got divorced didn't even get to keep a cardigan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: She is supposedly lazy and spends all his money on cardigans. Is Cardigan's a Welsh gin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Divorce is a great way to lose half your shit.I can understand why women are so obsessed with getting married. Nothing to lose and all to gain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Just now, Jamaldo said: I can understand why women are so obsessed with getting married. Nothing to lose and all to gain. This times about 10 Million Can't argue wi women though. They've done a cracking job getting guys to jump into it 2 footed and we buy it. Oh and yes I'm married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Beginning of the end is marriage and kids. Long slow lingering death after that. Those pesky scientist c***s who researched this shit say the perfect relationship is 12-24 months long, anything after that is just habit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Not sure if this was a Viz Top Tip or if I read it elsewhere. "Don't waste your time getting married. Just buy a house for a woman you don't like." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 This times about 10 Million Can't argue wi women though. They've done a cracking job getting guys to jump into it 2 footed and we buy it. Oh and yes I'm married. It's just an absolute financial clusterfuck that I can't understand.Spend thousands on engagement ring.Spend thousands on a fucking party (also known as the wedding)Spend thousands on a deposit for a house you'll get kicked out of when you split up.Spend thousands on other irrelevant miscellaneous shite to keep her happy.Well worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 My wife is welcome to half of everything. Anyone know what half of f*ck all is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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