Rugster Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 14 minutes ago, Big Rider said: Smoked bacon is bowfin'. It could almost turn you Vegan. Any roll van that does smoked bacon is off the list. You're ON the fucking list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Mallo_Madrid said: I had a Frazzles sandwich with lashings of butter late last night when I got in. I really need a bit of meat or cheese thrown in to enjoy a crisp sandwich. Frazzles dipped in espresso is a real treat too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Going with the popular consensus that smoked and crispy, but not too crispy, is the best.Some smoked cheese is tremendous. Some smoked Lancashire on an oatcake is hard to beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 This is making me hungry. I fucking love pigs. The last sentence is the correct way round before anyone misreads it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 End of days. Spoiler Bacon sales down as shoppers choose fish http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38406591 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: End of days. Reveal hidden contents Bacon sales down as shoppers choose fish http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38406591 Just saw that myself.. R.I.P sweet slices of dead pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 2016 really has been dog shit. I don't like seafood, and whenever you tell folk that do like it that they want you to try it because "you will like this though". I now fucking detest seafood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 21/12/2016 at 16:50, heedthebaa said: I put people that eat smoked bendy bacon in the same category as people who eat their steak rare or medium rare, putting blood all over their plate, disgusting shit. Can't even be near the wife, we order separate tables when out dining I realise the main point of this thread is bacon and that may be the reason this absolute disgrace has been ignored, but I'm frankly appalled this kind of behaviour hasn't resulted in a Kilt/Grimbo level hounding. This vile deviant not only advocates having steak in the medium to well done range - i.e. ruining it - but he has the sheer gall to call others disgusting. Get him hounded P&B, get him hounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Dunno how that's been missed. Definitely OFTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 2016 really has been dog shit. I don't like seafood, and whenever you tell folk that do like it that they want you to try it because "you will like this though". I now fucking detest seafood. With you there brother. Keep those vile creatures in the sea FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 12/21/2016 at 19:46, 8MileBU said: Bacon: Smoked Cold ham: Smoked Cheese: Unsmoked I also do like the unsmoked/smoked versions of all the above. Boiled ham: Raw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I like my steak medium rare. That is red with a slightly warm centre. Around 2 minutes each side. A well done steak is ruined, like eating leather. Go back to McDonalds you utter philistine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 On 12/21/2016 at 17:53, Tamdunk said: Anyone had a packet of deep fried streaky bacon spilling out a roll from the horn? Passing the Horn today I thought I'd try this. Made the mistake of ordering two. It's a ridiculous amount of half cooked streaky bacon on a roll. Gritting my teeth I ignored the soft, uncooked, greasy fat and munched through the first one which was, admittedly, tasty. The second one was a struggle and I was fighting the boak but I managed it in the end. The drive back to Stirling was uncomfortable, with the farts starting around Auchterarder. By Dunblane they were getting quite wet. I'm now typing this from the bog, where my arse exploded barely nano-seconds after the cheeks hitting porcelain. I've flushed three times cos it was piling up and hitting my balls. I swear I could shit through a straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 2! Jesus christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 28 minutes ago, Tamdunk said: 2! Jesus christ I know Paying for it now. I reckon I could combine the "Sitting down for a pish" and "Pouring soup down the loo" threads right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 On 22/12/2016 at 18:41, Dunning1874 said: I realise the main point of this thread is bacon and that may be the reason this absolute disgrace has been ignored, but I'm frankly appalled this kind of behaviour hasn't resulted in a Kilt/Grimbo level hounding. This vile deviant not only advocates having steak in the medium to well done range - i.e. ruining it - but he has the sheer gall to call others disgusting. Get him hounded P&B, get him hounded. That post is one of the worst, most disgusting I've seen in P&B history. Criticising people for wanting their steak to have flavour, outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 That post is one of the worst, most disgusting I've seen in P&B history. Criticising people for wanting their steak to have flavour, outrageous. Nothing wrong with a medium steak, particularly if it's a fillet. A moderate char on the outside adds to the flavour IMO. However, I do agree that having a steak well-done is over-doing it and spoils it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Nothing wrong with a medium steak, particularly if it's a fillet. A moderate char on the outside adds to the flavour IMO. However, I do agree that having a steak well-done is over-doing it and spoils it. To be honest I don't care how people have their steak, if they like it tough as a boot then they're paying for it so crack on. To criticise people for having it how professional chefs suggest it for the best flavour etc is utterly ridiculous and needs called out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Unsmoked bacon is the work of satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Put fucking sauce on it if you want it smoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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