Father Ted Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Unsmoked and broon sauce all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 minute ago, parsforlife said: Unsmoked is preferable but far more important it's not overdone, crispy bacon is a waste, probably liked by the heathens who don't enjoy a runny yolk. Crispy bacon's only place is in a BLT sandwich, properly cooked bacon is revolting cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 21, 2016 Author Share Posted December 21, 2016 16 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I thought you were dead against smoking? As long as nobody is inhaling the bacon, i'm fine with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Unsmoked. And barely cooked. It can't be crispy at all. Unsmoked whiplash bacon, where bits of it spring back and slap you on the chin. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 minute ago, NewBornBairn said: Cunnilingus thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: Cunnilingus thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Unsmoked, for sure. Smokey leaves me with a major thirst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Anyone had a packet of deep fried streaky bacon spilling out a roll from the horn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Just now, Tamdunk said: Anyone had a packet of deep fried streaky bacon spilling out a roll from the horn? Do you mean The Horn cafe or are we talking erections here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 No, but I've seen pics and wouldn't mind trying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I like smoked food like smoked fish and particularly smoked duck. I also prefer smoked bacon to unsmoked but obviously it's "treated" rather than "cooked" the way other smoked foods are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Crispy bacon's only place is in a BLT sandwich, properly cooked bacon is revolting cold. . True. However always feel cheated by a blt tho, I know it's cold and crispy, it's obvious, but knowing that I'm eating bacon but not getting the same satisfaction leaves me feeling hollow.Probably why re-covering junkies go back to heroin despite being given methadone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Does anybody else eat those packets of pre-cooked crispy bacon you get in supermarkets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Anyone had a packet of deep fried streaky bacon spilling out a roll from the horn? This. It's the bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Bacon: SmokedCold ham: SmokedCheese: UnsmokedI also do like the unsmoked/smoked versions of all the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Unsmoked. And barely cooked. It can't be crispy at all. Unsmoked whiplash bacon, where bits of it spring back and slap you on the chin. Perfect. I have never been less aroused by a lady on the internet. 3 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: If you can ruin a steak by overcooking it, why can't the same be said for bacon? Because it's a different meat. I'm going for a quiet sit down. I'm upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Dead animals in all their form are glorious. Don't make me choose. Lisa Cuddy, Deary me. I cordially invite you to a first fight at the public house of your choosing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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