The_Kincardine Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Just now, Granny Danger said: What beliefs? Do you believe that Jesus was the son of an omnipotent all powerful god? Do you believe that he died and came back to life? I honestly couldn't give a f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I honestly couldn't give a f**k. So neither Christian nor cultured... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Christmas has never been about religion for me or almost everyone i know, it is just a welcome holiday to break the long winter up and another excuse to get drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: So neither Christian nor cultured... Have you any Xmas celebrations planned, GD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scary Bear Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,A time for hating and fighting to cease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 I'd argue that it's more economic these days than either cultural or religious. A lot of the stuff we think of as traditionally Christmassy have got absolutely no basis in Christianity anyway, they're just lifts from older religions. If you're looking for an authentic Christian Christmas, you can get rid of the tree, the decorations, the holly and mistletoe for starters. Santa wouldn't be putting in an appearance either. And you almost certainly wouldn't be celebrating it on December 25th - that date's down to a guy called Hippolytus taking a guess in the 3rd century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 50 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Hippolytus I thought that was throbber's burd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 It's probably the least surprising thing ever to find out that Roger Black is a c**t. He just has that look about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I get my kill at all these halfwits who claim to be atheist yet make a big deal over Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 14 hours ago, eindhovendee said: I served Roger Black in a pub in Tenerife, he actuallly asked the "Do you know who I am?" question, he was a complete p***k. I answered Kriss Akabusi. True story and I have hated Roger Black since. Similarly, my old man was chatting to Nicky Piper on a bus journey in Rhodes several years ago and when my dad remarked he looked like the former commonwealth champion, he asked in a shocked manner, 'you know who I am?!'. Always found it amusing as it's the shitiest celeb 'do you know who I am' story I've ever heard. It's like something from the Viz letterbocks page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 14 hours ago, Granny Danger said: What beliefs? Do you believe that Jesus was the son of an omnipotent all powerful god? Do you believe that he died and came back to life? He clearly wasn't omnipotent if he got Mary pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 He clearly wasn't omnipotent if he got Mary pregnant. That joiner was fucking thick falling for that tale. Obviously happy enough for God to hump his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Scary Bear said: That joiner was fucking thick falling for that tale. Obviously happy enough for God to hump his wife. Well, you're not going to call the big man out are you? He'd probably turn you into a frog or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Well, you're not going to call the big man out are you? He'd probably turn you into a frog or something. True. Plague of locusts and all that.Wonder if he asked Mary (the virgin) if God was better than him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Seeing as how she thought she was still a virgin, I'm guessing God suffered from premature ejaculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Being culturally Catholic is good craic for winding up humourless bores that talk about sky fairies and worship Richard Dawkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Are you an atheist? is rapidly approaching the status of Are you from Yorkshire?, are you a vegan? and Is it true you don't own a television? for questions that you'll never, ever need to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 14 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Being culturally Catholic is good craic for winding up humourless bores that talk about sky fairies and worship Richard Dawkins. Given it is the festive season I have rewarded your pish trolling with a greenie. Please point me in the direction of these Richard Dawkins worshippers as I would like to laugh at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 For me it's always been about kriss Akabusi. He's the reason why I took up the 400m hurdles aged 49. I put them down again aged 49 and rejoined Gleneagles. He's a lovely chap if you ever meet him. Consistently unhinged which is unusual for a athlete. Take John Regis for example. You simply cant ask him anything about the Yewtree investigation without him starting to itch. Burst out laughing in work at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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