WFAANW Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 5 hours ago, tree house tam said: Ounce of pure MDMA Ounce of pure Cocaine 1ml of LSD If i survived that they could do whatever the f**k they wanted to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Mac 'n' cheese with chips Hot apple pie with cold ice cream Lager ...and I'm ready for the chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 24 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Ruggy does all the cooking in this house. Seems a bit unfair that he does all the cooking, housekeeping, DIY etc and all you do is lounge around making babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Just now, welshbairn said: Seems a bit unfair that he does all the cooking, housekeeping, DIY etc and all you do is lounge around making babies. Seems pretty reasonable to me... I do the housekeeping and he won't let me do the DIY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broony88 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 A glass bottle of irn bru with the first two courses and then a nice bottle of port with the cheese. The chair might only be briefly more painful than the gout. Chicken liver pate with oatcakes Salmon with some veg and dauphinoise potatoes Cheese board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sx Drugz N Martin Jol Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I'd go for....Haggis in batter with a whiskey sauce. a pint of Irn Bru with ice.Surf and turf... fillet steak medium rare with butter poached longstien, saffron mash, samphire with marabone reduction. - Pint of Irn Bruce with ice A peanut butter cheesecake with deep fried raspberry ripple ice cream and a white chocolate drizzle. - Pint of Irn Bru with ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Lobster - Bottle of KrugFillet of venison rare, veg and a red wine and blackberry jus - Bottle of PetrusA line of coke - Double snow queen vodka with ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 A shocking absence of tobacco on this thread. Young yins these days, eh? A bottle of Laphroaig, an ounce of Golden Virginia and a pack of blue Rizla and you can build my gallows high. Food is for the living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 7 hours ago, Ross. said: I'd point to whatever just got delivered to the cell next door and ask for that. If I'm getting put down, I don't really give a f**k about stealing someones last meal. Alternatively, tell them the last meal is for next door, your getting out today. It might work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2016 Author Share Posted December 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: A shocking absence of tobacco on this thread. Young yins these days, eh? A bottle of Laphroaig, an ounce of Golden Virginia and a pack of blue Rizla and you can build my gallows high. Food is for the living. The idea is to do something different, not what you do every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: The idea is to do something different, not what you do every night. I almost did a *I'm a creature of habit amendment but then I know a few posters do like their wee jokes. Glad you didn't disappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I'd have 3 large glasses of absinthe. I'd need to be utterly fucking wrecked before I had my last meal in order to enjoy it knowing my fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Potassium Chloride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 For a starter I'd like something homely like a bowl of lentil soup. Main course I'd ask for a rib-eye steak, medium, and no nasty contaminating sauce. For desert, a cheeseboard consisting of brie, camembert, stilton and smoked cheddar. After my meal I'd like a cold pint of Innes & Gunn's lager to wash it down, and a large joint packed with OG Kush weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Starter: Battered onion rings and southern fried chicken platter. Main: Sirloin Steak (Medium Rare) along with peas, Chips, mushrooms and peppercorn sauce. (A side of Macaroni)Dessert: Tablet Ice Cream from Haagen Dasz. To Drink: a pint of Staropramen, a pint of Innis & Gunn then a bottle of Buckfast to sink in my cell whilst I contemplate my fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: For a starter I'd like something homely like a bowl of lentil soup. Main course I'd ask for a rib-eye steak, medium, and no nasty contaminating sauce. For desert, a cheeseboard consisting of brie, camembert, stilton and smoked cheddar. After my meal I'd like a cold pint of Innes & Gunn's lager to wash it down, and a large joint packed with OG Kush weed. Tbh I'd never touch anything you'd touch. Considering you hurl faeces at other human beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 South Indian garlic chilli chicken, rice, garlic naan. Chocolate ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Munchie box then I could have the leftovers the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I wonder how much crossover there is between the posters in this thread who eat cheese for dessert and the posters in the shite pub threads who bemoan the fact that pubs have to be fit for human habitation nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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