pittsburgh phil Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Nothing is guaranteed to lighten the impending mood of imminent doom than some Lilt! You could almost imagine you were enjoying a cool refreshing totally tropical drink somewhere on a Carribean beach instead of in a holding cell about to be extinguished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 'Ere comes de Lilt Man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2016 Author Share Posted December 13, 2016 Why did the stop Mango and Mandarin Lilt? That stuff was delicious. Normal Lilt tastes like what I imagine bleach to taste like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 I'd have a massive cake with an escape kit hidden inside.Ingredients:A small painted wooden duck, in case I get caught near water, then I could balance it on top of my head as a brilliant disguise.A pencil, so I can send a postcard saying how the escape went.A miniature trumpet, in case I have to win favour with a difficult child.A Robin Hood outfit, in case I arrive in the middle of a French peasants' village during a fancy dress party.That should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Clunge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 6 hours ago, Rugster said: If you were on death row and afforded a 3 course last meal, no limit any choice you want, but only one meal each course, plus a drink per course what would you have? For me I think it would have to be: Some sort of prawn, garlic and chorizo starter with a double grey goose with ice. Sirloin steak medium rare with black pepper sauce, thick onion rings, and chunky chips with a pint of ice cold stella Cheeseboard, to include brie, camembert, stilton and a smoked cheese of some sort with a large glass of Beaujolais. Literally clicked on this thread straight after finishing my last forkful of that with some chicken in it as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Starter:Scallops with black pudding, smoked lardons and a small dab of apple sauce, with pea shoots on the side.Drink: a white ladyMain: Ribeye with a red wine jus, served with chips.Drink: Pint of some form of red alePudding: Sticky Toffee PuddingDrink: Any decent Speyside single malt whisky.That'd do me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Can't remember if this was in a book or a Tv show (might have even been in real life though I doubt it) where there was a guy who was highly allergic to peanuts who chose a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in order to kill himself rather than letting the state do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Starter: Scallops with black pudding, smoked lardons and a small dab of apple sauce, with pea shoots on the side. Drink: Pint of some form of red ale Drink: Any decent Speyside single malt whisky. That'd do me. Yum - good shout. Drink - I just went for espresso as I'm off the sauce but I suppose if I'm about to be executed I'd have a bottle of Glenmorangie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 You replaced the booze with fry ups Shandon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Anyone taking cheese over an actual dessert belongs on death row so it's an apt choice tbh I generally speaking go for a cheeseboard if I'm eating out, as I love cheese. But went for the sticky toffee option as it was my favourite pudding as a child, and just before my execution I think I would crave that sort comfort of being brought back to childhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Desserts are 100% for women. Not very manly at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Starters - Jack Daniels Sesame Chicken from TGI's. Main - Medium sirloin with a blue cheese sauce and chunky triple cooked chips Desert - cookie dough cheesecake with some ice cream on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 20 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Can't remember if this was in a book or a Tv show (might have even been in real life though I doubt it) where there was a guy who was highly allergic to peanuts who chose a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in order to kill himself rather than letting the state do it. Think in real life the prison docs would have access to his medical records. Good wee twist to a story 'though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 13 minutes ago, Kool Keith said: You replaced the booze with fry ups Shandon? My wife hates me and wants me back on the booze. I just mainline coffee and go to the gym all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Taking a couple of weeks off it myself before NY comes round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Starter - Vegetable samosas Main course - Shepherd's pie Dessert - Apple crumble Washed down with several pints of Old Speckled Hen. Although part of me is tempted to order a Chernobyl strength Vindaloo because for once, I won't have to worry about the ring of fire the next morning. If I don't get on with the trustee who swabs the floors, this could influence my decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Bit of a roundabout way to tell HSF to up her game in the kitchen, but otherwise a decent thread. As I'm dying anyway, I think sir would skip the appetiser and proceed straight to the intravenous injection of hard drugs. Ruggy does all the cooking in this house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Ruggy does all the cooking in this house. Treat him to a takeaway tonight seeing as your 20 quid up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 hour ago, eddiemunster said: An egg and a w**k You can beat an egg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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