Sergeant Wilson Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 20 hours ago, Chris_DK said: Think next year my list will consist of Russian opposition party members. Another one, Vasioly Tarasyuk, found dead in Israel. Couple of bombs went off trying to ambush my captain yesterday, net closing in hopefully. Think next year my team will be exactly the fucking same as this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 It seems to be a bit quiet on the Somebody Famous Snuffing It front at the moment. Is this normal at this time of year? Do things pick up again in the autumn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Think next year my team will be exactly the fucking same as this year. Me too sarge still pointless here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I must be bottom of the league on alphabetical order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Geoffrey Bayldon who played Catweazle on TV dead at 93. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 3 hours ago, sureiknow said: Geoffrey Bayldon who played Catweazle on TV dead at 93. Think that might have been my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I must be bottom of the league on alphabetical order. If you got any points last year, then you're probably above me on a Moving Annual Total basis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 It seems to be a bit quiet on the Somebody Famous Snuffing It front at the moment. Is this normal at this time of year? Do things pick up again in the autumn? Give the Reaper a break, he's earned this wee rest after the last 18 months or so of utter carnage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 8 hours ago, sureiknow said: Geoffrey Bayldon who played Catweazle on TV dead at 93. The Crawman's shot the craw. Might have to base next year's Deadpool on Worzel Gummidge- not many of the cast left around now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 My plan to field a team made up entirely of serial killers is proving to be one of my less brilliant ones. Don't talk to me about harsh prison conditions. Get some of these b*****ds breaking rocks on a diet of bread and water. Perhaps a letter to the Daily Mail is in order. Has anyone seen my crayons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Shotgun said: My plan to field a team made up entirely of serial killers is proving to be one of my less brilliant ones. Don't talk to me about harsh prison conditions. Get some of these b*****ds breaking rocks on a diet of bread and water. Perhaps a letter to the Daily Mail is in order. Has anyone seen my crayons? what if you ask that all the serial killers are housed in the one cell and the survivor gets to walk free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: what if you ask that all the serial killers are housed in the one cell and the survivor gets to walk free... Kind of like a Big Brother theme show? I like that idea. One thing I've noticed about serial killers is that once caught, they tend to be pretty weedy looking guys. Peter Sutcliffe, Dennis Nilsen etc. Even at 82 though, I think Charlie Manson could handle himself in a square go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Charlie Manson is meant to be a prison bitch and gets pumped on a regular basis. ETA: maybe not now he's 82, it was admittedly quite a few year ago I heard this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 43 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Charlie Manson is meant to be a prison bitch and gets pumped on a regular basis. ETA: maybe not now he's 82, it was admittedly quite a few year ago I heard this. You could be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Ludo*1 said: Charlie Manson is meant to be a prison bitch and gets pumped on a regular basis. ETA: maybe not now he's 82, it was admittedly quite a few year ago I heard this. Hadn't heard that one but guards say he's every bit as nasty today as he was when first arrested. Another inmate set him on fire once but sadly, we're unlikely to get a repeat as he's no longer in General Population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 2017-5-10 at 09:38, Chris_DK said: Think next year my list will consist of Russian opposition party members. Another one, Vasioly Tarasyuk, found dead in Israel. Couple of bombs went off trying to ambush my captain yesterday, net closing in hopefully. Poor Vasioly's wiki entry must be the shortest I've seen. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Tarasyuk P.S. How the f**k do you drown in the Dead Sea? Have Russia taken over Wikipedia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Poor Vasioly's wiki entry must be the shortest I've seen. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Tarasyuk P.S. How the f**k do you drown in the Dead Sea? Have Russia taken over Wikipedia? To paraphrase Blackadder 3 (the election episode)- "He accidentally brutally drowned in the Dead Sea...." Funny how Mossad couldn't detect a bootprint on the top of his napper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Re: drowning in the Dead Sea ... I read the other day that it's very possible to drown in the Dead Sea ... if you're floating on your back and accidentally flip over - it's very difficult to right yourself - especially if you're a bit of a chubster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Re: drowning in the Dead Sea ... I read the other day that it's very possible to drown in the Dead Sea ... if you're floating on your back and accidentally flip over - it's very difficult to right yourself - especially if you're a bit of a chubster. Or if you differ opinions with auld uncle Vova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Chris_DK said: Or if you differ opinions with auld uncle Vova. Coming to think of it, I might have read that snippet in Pravda. Comrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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