supermik Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Not old enough to qualify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indale Winton Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 "Picks have to be human, real people (no soap opera characters etc) and over 18 years of age at the start of the game" She was born in May 2003 so unfortunately looks like either way, she doesnt qualify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Ah shit I didn't notice the bit about folk having to be over 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Well , maybe hit one or ive made a c**t of it, even by delaying my team. Mario Soares reported dead, but may have not been today . Fuckin family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I can't see that anywhere, he was on my shortlist and seriously considered but didn't think he'd get an obituary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdhafc1874 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Would think a former PM of Portugal would get a UK obit fairly easily either Beeb or Daily Heil.If confirmed dead before New Year & suppressed by family til now would Spain not allow a sub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Nobody picked up that he was in a coma so wasn't sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Right, I'm still firstfooting today so haven't managed to fully analyse for stats, solos etc.... but I'm going to just post the lists anyway and do the stats later. So this is your 10 minute warning, once I start please don't post in between until I've completed the lists. For reference, cdisaccie will be the last team posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Right, I'm still firstfooting today so haven't managed to fully analyse for stats, solos etc.... but I'm going to just post the lists anyway and do the stats later. So this is your 10 minute warning, once I start please don't post in between until I've completed the lists. For reference, cdisaccie will be the last team posted. Godspeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, JamieStevenson said: I can't see that anywhere, he was on my shortlist and seriously considered but didn't think he'd get an obituary. That's why you're in the pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Thanks everyone for putting up with the annual "what's Spain up to and why isn't he here" updates. Here we go with just the lists (stats to follow tomorrow): WaffenThinMint Kirk Douglas - actor Olivia de Havilland - actress Robert Mugabe - President of Zimbabwe & all round b*****d. Dame Vera Lynn - singer Billy Graham - started the Born again Christian industry almost single handed. Sir Roger Bannister - 4 minute mile and all that Sir Gerald Kaufman - Labour MP David Winnick - Labour MP Tam Dalyell - retired Labour MP & political commentator Dick Van Dyke - actor, singer, dancer, producer Doris Day - actress (sort of), singer, animal rights activist Dame Angela Lansbury - actress and producer Mel Brooks - producer Roger Moore - actor Jerry Lewis - actor, comedian, singer & complete w**kinvergowrie arab Stephen Fry - tv presenter with no tv show left to live for (captain) Gazza - police negotiator (Vice) Frankie Muniz - actor Hugh Jackman - Actor Jim McLean - United legend Ken Buchanan - boxer Billy Joel - musician Diana ~Ross - singer Norman Tebbit - politician Gord Downie - musician Morrisey - avatar John Goodman - actor Rolf Harris - beast Val Mcdiarmid - writer Brian Taylor - journalist tongue_tied_danny Diana Ross - captain Eric Idle - vice captain Donatella Versace Dario Gradi Barry Bennell John Hurt Tom Conti David Bailey Rolf Harris Ringo Starr Joseph Ratzinger AKA Pope Benedict XVI David Essex Michael Barrymore Bruce Forsyth David Attenborough supermik Guy Martin. 04/11/1980. Great guy but lives a mentalist life. (Captain). Leah Bracknell. 12/7/1964. Soon to be fertiliser on Emmerdale farm. (Vice captain). Taylor swift. 13/12/1989. Singer and frequent flyer. Donald Trump. 14/6/1946. Sure to catch an assassins bullet. David Jason. 02/02/1940. Lookin old now. Judy Finnigan.16/05/1948. Retirement will be the end of her. Jerry springer. 13/02/1944. Previous guest will catch up with him. Geoff Capes. 23/08/1949. Strongman will turn to jelly. Dale Winton. 22/5/1955. I'm in it to win it. Bruce Forsythe. 22/02/1928. Old goat will soon shuffle off. Bobby Heenan. 1/11/1944. Could be a last submission. Ian Brady. 02/01/1938. Hope he goes in a great deal of pain. Charles Aznavour. 22/05/1924. Oily French crooner will soon go. Valerie Harper. 22/08/1939. Says she is no longer ill. Mario Ballotelli. 12/08/1990. A fireball car crash will be his last send off. Chris_DK Captain: Aleksandr Zakharchenko (Leader of made up "Donetsk People's Republic") Vice Captain: Barry Bennell (Beast) Hugh Hefner (Actor) Eduard Gutknecht (Boxer) Kirk Douglas (Actor) Recep Tayyip Erdogan (President of Turkey) John Alderton (Actor) Pele (Footballer) Paul Gascoigne (footballer) Richard O'Sullivan (Actor) Doyle Brunson (Poker Player) Stinson Hunter (Peadophile Hunter) Bam Margera (Jackass) Vladimir Putin (Dictator) Fernando Ricksen (Footballer) doulikefish Kirk douglas captain Micheal douglas vice capt Murray walker (bbc commentator) George bush snr Jimmy carter Craig brown (ex scotland manager) donald trump Keith richards (rolling stone) Robert mugagbe Bruce forsyth Larry king Rupert murdoch Micheal palin The queen david hasselhoff tinkerbelle Leah Bracknell. (12/7/1964). Captain. Emmerdale. Paul Gascoigne (born 27 May 1967). Vice Captain. Footballer. Peter Stringfellow. (17/10/1940). Sleazeball. Joust van der Westhuizen. (20/02/1971). Rugby. Judy Finnegan. (16/5/1948). Tv host. Kirk Douglas. (9/12/1916). Actor. Paul O'Grady. (14/6/1955) Chat show host. Wilfred Benitez. (12/09/1958). Boxer. Helen Fawkes. Born 1972. Journalist. Stephen Frayne. (Dynamo). (17/12/1982). Magician Lynda Baron. (24/3/1939). Nurse Gladys Anastasia. (17/9/1968). Singer Hosni Mubarak. (4/5/1928). Former Egyptian president. Prunella Scales. (22/6/1932). Actress. David Bernard Montgomery, 2nd Viscount Montgomery of Alamein CMG, CBE (born 18 August 1928) Shandon Par Suge Knight Capt. Death Row records boss. In and out of jail, struggling with diabetes. Did he kill Big and Pac? Will it be karma for the big guy? Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Vice Capt. ISIS gaffer has a pretty dangerous job Prince Phillip - Do I get a bonus if he dies whilst boning the Queen? Billy Connolly Paul Gascoigne Bruce Forsyth Bob Dole (Senator, US presidential candidate) Roger Moore Billy Graham (US Evangelist, probably visited a few P&B'ers schools) George H W Bush Stephen Hawking - suffocated by a hooker's tits Michael Schumacher - he's probably dead anyway and his family and scooping the dole money Alex Salmond - just look at the shape of him Mary Berry - chokes on a cake Pete Docherty - OD Bobby Skidmarks 1) Tim Curry - Actor (Capt) 2) Bill Cosby - Jumper wearing sex pest (VC) 3) Harry Belafonte - Singer 4) Andre Previn - Pianist 5) Val Kilmer - Actor 6) Sidney Poitier - Actor 7) Ian Martin - The Thick of It writer Adam West - Batman 9) Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale Vet Lesbian 10) Hans Blix - Couldn't find any WMDs 11) Jimmy Snuka - Wrestler 12) Richard Wilson - hopefully One Foot in the Grave 13) Buzz Aldrin - Astronaut 14) Burt Reynolds - Actor 15) Phillip Pullman - Author weejack Captain - June Brown (Dot, Eastenders) Vice Captain - Stuart Hall - Celeb Paedophile Daniella Westbrook - ex Eastenders Dennis Skinner - Lab MP David Attenbourough - Legend Bruce Forsyth - Jim Leishman - Football Legend Barbara Windsor - Slag Russel Grant - Fat Astrologer thing Cliff Richard - please die Peter Purves - Blue Peter Badge Prunella Scales - actress Kirk Douglas - obviously Val Kilmer - shite actor Sean Connery - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 blaskislekilie Sir Bruce Forsyth (C)- light entertainer Sir Bobby Charlton (VC)- footballer Michael Douglas - actor Kirk Douglas- actor Gene Hackman-actor Charles Manson- murderer Keith Richards-musician Clive James-writer and broadcaster Mary Berry-cook and broadcaster Daniel Ellsberg-US beaurocrat and political activist Gary Player-Golfer Henry Blofeld-writer and broadcaster Jake LaMotta - boxer Pete Doherty-writer and musician Glen Campbell - country musician irvine_buddie 1. Roger Moore (C) 2. Kirk Douglas (VC) 3. Billy Connelly 4. Murray Walker 5. Dick Van Dyke 6. Prince Philip 7. Rolf Harris 8. Bruce Forsyth 9. Paul Gascoigne 10. Stan Lee 11. Donald Trump 12. Doris Day 13. Chuck Berry 14. Bob Dylan 15. Robert Murdoch trainspotter Jimmy Greaves (c) - fading ex-chat show host John McCririck (vc) -fading misogynyst Peter Sallis - actor Liz Smith - actress Stan Lee - beloved of the Big Bang Theorists Jimmy Carter - peanut farmer Robert Mugabe - dictator BB King - musician Hugh Hefner - fading perv Bruce Forsyth - famous, but not obvious why Yoko Ono - mother of John Lennon's second son Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy Bill Cosby - see Hefner, Hugh Randy Meisner, ex-Eagle Shannen Doherty - actress Broony88 Montel Williams (c) Donald Trump (vc) Barbara Windsor Pelé Sir David Attenborough Bruce Forsyth George Bush snr Nick Blackwell Paul Gascoigne Stephen hawking Murray Walker Prunella Scales Eileen Derbyshire Kathy Bates Hugh Hefner thelocalcat Doris Day (captain) Chuck Berry (vice captain) Dave Bartholomew Fats Domino Al Pacino Robert Duvall Shirley Bassey Macaulay Culkin Morgan Freeman Vanessa Redgrave Peter Lovesey Paul Gascoigne Bobby Charlton Pete Docherty Sky Ferreria Angusfifer Precious McKenzie (Weightlifter) (Captain) Archbishop Desmond Tutu (Clergyman) (Vice-Captain) Richard Baker (Broadcaster) Henry Kissinger (Diplomat) Janette Tough (Actress/ Comedienne) Anna Karen (Actress/ Striptease Dancer) Nicholas Parsons (TV Presenter) Bobby George (Darts player) Norman Tebbit (Politician) Jimmy Cricket (Comedian) Dickie Davies (TV Presenter) Geoff Capes (Shot putter) Jimmy Greaves (Footballer/ TV Presenter) Robbie Shepherd (Broadcaster) Frank Ifield (Singer) wellinwigan 1.Billy McNeil (ex celt manager) cpt 2.Bruce Forsyth (big chinned dancer) vC 3.Prince Phillip (lizzys hubby) 4.Judy Finnigan (chatshow hag) 5.Michael Douglas (actor) 6.Richard Dreyfuss (jaws actor) 7.Burt Reynolds (actor) 8.Terry Venebles (el tel) 9.Ally Mcoist (crap manager) 10.Mick Hucknell (ginger twat) 11.Harry Enfield (unfunny tv comedian) 12.Esther Rantzen (big toothed tv person) 13.Tim Henman (shite ex tennis player) 14.Andrew Lloyd Webber (freak faced composer ) 15.Cher (plastic singer) The Two 1. Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka (Captain) 2. Sean Connery (Vice Captain) 3. Bruce Forsyth 4. President Jimmy Carter 5. President George H.W. Bush 6. David Attenborough 7. Mikhail Gorbachev 8. Kirk Douglas 9. Doris Day 10. Sidney Poitier 11. Angela Lansbury 12. Leslie Philips 13. Roger Moore 14. Bob Dole 15. Leon 'Big Van Vader' White Bert Raccoon 1.) Danielle Westbrook - Cokehead Mitchell sister (capt) 2.) Val Kilmer - Batman (vice capt) 3.) Rolf Harris - Antipodean Peado 4.) Peter Sallis - Wallace & Gromitt 5.) Stan Lee - Spiderman 6.) King Micheal Of Romania - Romanian King 7.) Ian St John - Greavsies other half 8.) Betty White - Golden Girl 9.) Sean Connory - Bond 10.) Lex Luger - Wrestler, killed Miss Elizabeth 11.) Kirk Douglas - Sparticus! 12.) Jacques Chirac - French Guy 13.) Pierre Cardin - Shite Clothes 14.) Gord Dornie - Canadian Singer 15.) Leah Bracknell - Lesbian off Emmerdale Bold Rover Chris Rea - on Road to Hell 4/3/51 - captain Billy McNeill - Lisbon Mufassa 2/3/40 - vice captain Prince Philip - Greek diplomat 10/6/21 Liam Cosgrave - ex Taoiseach 13/4/20 Nawab Sharif - PM of Pakistan 25/12/49 Brian Wilson - Californian popster 20/6/42 Stephen Hawking - Professor of elocution 8/1/42 June Spencer - Archeress. 13/11/42 George H W Bush - Dubya's Dad 12/6/24 Hosni Mubarak - retired dictator 4/5/28 Kenyon Wright - political canon 1/1/32 Olivia de Haviland - thespianess 1/7/16 George Wendt - Cheers' Norm 17/10/48 Douglas Hurd - Thatcher flunky 8/3/30 Jimmie Macgregor - gathering dust 10/3/30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 GeeJay Kirk Douglas (C) Paul Gascoigne (VC) Buzz Aldrin Dave Chapelle Eileen Derbyshire Kirstie Alley Hugh Hefner Ian Brady Peter Sutcliffe Charles Manson Stephen Hawking Dame Vera Lynn Ken Dodd Michael Lee Aday (Meat Loaf) Donald Trump Savage Henry Gord Downie (C.) (born 6 February, 1964) - Tragically Dead. Jimmy Snuka (V.C) (born May 18, 1948)- Snuka loopy nuts are we Clive James (born October 7, 1939) - Will England or Australia take home the ashes? Valerie Harper (born August 22, 1939) - Mary Tyler Mourn. Fernando Ricksen (born July 27, 1976) - Will he ‘follow follow’ Rangers and die? Hopefully so. Garth Hudson (born August 2, 1937) - It Makes No Difference (If you live or die). Leah Bracknell (born July 12, 1964) -Emmerfail . Colin Butts - (born September 11, 1959) - See less Butts. Jill Gascoine (born April 11, 1937) - which Gazza to choose? Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi (born “sometime in 1971”) - Nice, gentle chap from the Middle East. Glen Campbell (born April 22, 1936)- he is the linesman for Ross County. Bruce Forsyth (born 22 February, 1928) - come on up the points are right. Marieke Vervoot (born May 9, 1979)- Spotty Belgian SPOTY. Joost Van Der Westhuizen (born February 20, 1971) - Rugger Buggered. Errol Christie (born June 29, 1963) - No Errol in his diagnosis. mizfit Captain: Prince Philip (queens husband naturally) Vice Captain: The Queen (Etc.) Dennis Skinner (Labour MP) Sean Connery (Actor) Bruce Forsyth (BBC Jack of all trades) Dick Van Dyke (Actor) Roger Moore (Actor) Hulk Hogan (Wrestler) Stan Lee (creator of Marvel Comics) Adam West (original Batman) Denis Law (Footballer) Sir Alex Ferguson (ex manager) Jack Charlton (WC Winner) Keith Richards (Rolling Stones) Sid Vicious (Sex Pistols member) The DA Captain: Glen Campbell Vice-captain: Bruce Forsyth Mike Yarwood John Noakes Paul Gascoigne Jimmy Greaves Gordon Banks Joost van der Westhuizen Clive James Ozzy Osbourne Prince Phillip Michael Parkinson Kirk Douglas Lester Piggot Peter Sallis Spain Captain: Steve Gleason - Former NFL Player Vice Captain: Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale Abu Bakr al Baghdadi - Leader of ISIS Hugh Heffner Gord Downie - The Tragically Hip Mark Goodier - DJ Colin Butts - Writer/Producer Guy Martin - Speed freak / ticking timebomb Ian Brady - Evil bloke Jimmy Snuka - Wrestler Bruce Forsyth - For the Brucie Bonus Vivian Campbell - Def Leppard Jerry Maren - Last Surviving "Munchkin" Marieke Vervoort - Paralympian plans to go Sultan Kösen - World's tallest man Sergeant Wilson 1. Bruce Forsyth, Nice to have seen you, to have seen you nice. Captain for a Brucie Bonus. 2. Ian Brady, Moors the merrier. Captain of Vice 3. Kirk Douglas, His Lust For Life can't go on forever. 4. Freddie Jones, Sandy from Emmerdale. He's got to buy the farm this year. 5. Freddie Starr, will be up in the sky beside them. 6. Stuart Hall, played his joker and survived last year, but could be reaching new Frontiers in 2017. 7. Bush Senior, will be pushing up the daisies on Capitol Hill. 8. Yoko Ono, Has been Walking On Thin Ice for a while. 9. Jackie Stallone, Rocky's Maw, to be knocked out. 10. Jerry Lee Lewis, Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire...unless they bury him. 11. Dave Prowse, Darth Green Cross Code. Arrive Alive? Not in this game Dave. 12. Tommy Docherty, Relegation looming. 13. Glen Campbell, By the Time I Get to Phoenix he'll be Leaving. 14. Prince Philip, Should get some kind of award for lasting as long. 15. Roger Moore, The old goat has Persuaded me to keep him in. Might be a Saint soon. gkneil Jimmy Greaves - Captain Henry Kissinger - Vice Captain Nile Ranger Chuck Blazer Donald Trump Bashar Al-Assad Emeli Sande Warren Buffet Lindsay Lohan Tyson Fury Kanye West Bruce Forsyth Sinead O'Connor Adrien Broner Clive James D.V.T. Murray Walker - F1 commentator (captain) Hosni Mubarak - Ex Egyptian Presenter (vice captain) Daniella Westbrook - Actress (Eastenders) Julie Andrews - Actress (Mary Poppins, Sound of Music) Prince Phillip - Duke of Edinburgh Goldie Hawn - Actress (First Wives Club) John Surtees - F1/Motorcycling World Champion Christopher Plummer - Actor (Danny Collins) John Goodman - Actor (Roseanne, Big Lebowski) Eileen Derbyshire - Actress (Coronation Street) Michael Barrymore - Entertainer Billy Connelly - Stand up Comic, Actor Ratko Mladic - Bosnian Serb War Criminal Dickie Bird - Cricket Umpire Bruce Forsyth - Presenter dee_62 1. Jack Charlton (1935) - Back Home CAPTAIN 2. Norman Greenbaum (1942) - Spirit in the Sky VICE CAPTAIN 3. Paul Simon (1941) - Bridge over Troubled Waters 4. Art Garfunkel (1941) - Bridge over Troubled Waters 5. Freda Payne (1942) - Band of Gold 6. William "Smokey" Robinson (1940) - Tears of a Clown 7. Ray Dorset (1946) (Mungo Jerry) - In the Summertime 8. David William "Dave" Edmunds (1944) - I Hear you Knockin' 9. Rolf Harris (1930) - Two Little Boys (retained from my 2016 list) 10. Dana (1951) - All Kinds of Everything 11. Tony Burrows (1942) (Edison Lighthouse) - Love Grows (Where my Rosemary Goes) 12. Nobby Stiles (1942) - Back Home 13. Sir Bobby Charlton (1937) - Back Home (retained from my 2016 list) 14. Norman "bites yer legs" Hunter (1943) - Back Home 15. William "Billy" Cox (1941) (Hendrix Experience) - Voodoo Child DavidMcG 1. Murray Walker - F1 commentator (cap) 2. Kirk Douglas - actor (vice cap) 3. Bobby Heenan - wrestling manager 4. Matthew Corbett - the sooty guy 5. Fernando Ricksen - footballer 6. Jake Lamotta - Boxer 7. Greg Gilbert - Singer 8. Jessi Zazu - Singer 9. David Prowse - actor 10. Iggy Pop - singer 11. Stan Lee - comics 12. Christopher Tolkien - JRR's boy 13. Barbara Bush - first lady 14. Hugh Hefner - porn ledge 15. Frank Oz - puppeteer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 microdave Fernando Ricksen Footballer (Capt) Pope Benedict Former Pope (vice Capt) Bruce Forsyth Entertainer Jim McLean Football manager Prince Phillip Royal Kirk Douglas Actor Paul Gascoigne Footballer Jack Charlton Footballer O.J. Simpson American Footballer etc Kanye West Rapper Clive James Journalist Keith Richards Rolling Stone Vera Lynn Forces sweetheart Donald Trump U.S. President Michael Schumacher F1 Driver shotgun Ian Brady - Serial Killer (Captain) Peter Sutcliffe - Serial Killer (Vice Captain) Charles Manson - Serial Killer John Childs - Serial Killer Donald Neilson - Serial Killer Dennis Nilsen - Serial Killer Peter Tobin - Serial Killer David Berkowitz (Son of Sam) - Serial Killer Rosemary West - Serial Killer Steve Wright - Serial Killer Roy Whiting - Serial Killer David Bieber - Serial Killer Levi Bellfield - Serial Killer Douglas Vinter - Serial Killer Ian Huntley - Serial Killer qos_75 1 – Christy Dignam – Irish Musician © 2- Bruce Forsyth - Variety entertainer (v) 3- Clive James, Australian TV Presenter and writer. 4 - Dick van Dyke – American Actor 5- Bill Maynard - Actor 6 - Jane Freeman, Welsh Actress, Ivy from Last of the Summer Wine 7- Peter Sallis; Voice of Wallace in Wallis & Gromit 8- Brian Cant, Childrens TV Presenter of 70s & 80s. 9- Katie ‘Jordan’ Price. Media whore with big plastic tits 10- Errol Christie – Ex Boxer 11- Olivia de Havilland, Actress 12- Fernando Ricksen – Ex Dutch footballer 13- Johnny Ball - Former TV presenter and father of Zoe Ball. 14- Denis Norden: TV presenter 15- Neil ‘Razzor’ Ruddock – Former footballer Weesiecodal Joost van der Westhuizen (45), Rugby union player. Captain Bruce Forsyth (88) Massive chinned, talentless TV darling. Vice Captain Prince Philip (95) Old lizard Kirk Douglas (100) Stroke victim, deliberately trying to outlive his son, just for spite Fernando Ricksen (40) Footballer Pope Benedict XVI (89) Dodgy old German Stefan Karl Stefansson (41) Robbie Rotten in Lazy Town Gerald Kaufman (86) politician Jill Gascoigne (79) Actress Marieke Vervoort (37) Belgian Paralympic athlete Malcolm Young (63) Legend Leah Bracknell (52) Actress Val Kilmer (56) Batman David Hockney (79) Artist Danny MacAskill (30) Total mentalist on a bike. I will be gutted if he wheelies off, but having recently watched his film of The Final Jump, it's not anywhere near impossible, and I'm hoping he would be a solo pick too Arabdownunder Stefán Karl Stefánsson (captain) Icelandic actor Joost van der Westhuizen (vice captain) Egg chaser Leah Bracknell Emmerdale farmer William Perry American egg-baller AKA the Fridge Jimmy Snuka Rassler Valerie Harper Actor Bruce Forsyth Nice to see you Jim McLean Football manager & bampot Desmond Tutu Seth Efrican archbishop Julian Assange Honorary Ecuadorian Ian Brady Moors murderer Glen Campbell Rhinestone cowboy Ian "Molly" Meldrum Aussie twat in a hat Clive James Professional smartarse Prince Phillip Casual racist Ross. 1) Fernando Ricksen 27/07/76 (Captain) 2) Billy Connolly 24/11/42 (Vice Captain) 3) Sir Sean Connery 25/08/30 4) Rod Stewart 10/01/45 5) Prince Philip 10/06/21 6) Paul Gascoigne 27/05/67 7) Oscar Pistorius 22/11/86 8 ) Michael J Fox 09/06/61 9) Billy McNeil 02/03/40 10) Ozzy Osbourne 03/12/48 11) Bruce Forsyth 22/02/28 12) Steven Hawking 08/01/42 13) Charlie Sheen 03/09/65 14) Bashar Al-Assad 11/09/65 15) Hugh Hefner 09/04/26 the snudge Meatloaf /Singer/Captain Noam Chomsky /Philosopher / Vice Capt Michael York /Actor Kirk Douglas / Actor Toni Braxton /Singer Randy Quaid /Actor Ronda Rousey /MMA Richard M Sherman /Composer Ian St John / Ex Footballer Bruce Forsyth /TV Personality President Assad /Syrian Prez Ron Flowers /Footballer Ray Wilson /Footballer Andy Roxburgh /Football Oscar Groening (Oskar Gröning in Germany) /Nazi War Criminal JustOneCornetto Errrol Christe (Captain) Boxer Shannen Doherty (Vice Captain) Actress Anthony Booth Actor Steve Sumner NZ Footballer Joe Jackson Michael's Dad Glen Campbell Singer Harry Dean Stanton Actor Olivia De Haviland Actress Kirk Douglas Actor Marianne Faithfull Singer Tony Iommi Black Sabbath Ian Martin Comedy Writer Ian Brady Serial Killer Lech Walesa Solidarity Bobby Moncur Footballer Lex 1) George Bush Snr - CAPTAIN 2) Sir Bruce Forsyth - VICE CAPTAIN 3) Sir Bobby Charlton 4) Jimmy Carter 5) Dustin Hoffman 6) Stuart Hall (Broadcasting pedo) 7) HRH Prince Phillip 8 ) Michael Heseltine 9) Pele 10) John Greig ( Old Club old captain ) 11) Gary Player (golfer) 12) Andrew Fairlie ( Scottish TV Chef and 2 michelin star restaurant owner at Gleneagles ) 13) Billy McNeil ( Ex Ceptic captain and manager ) 14) Lawrence Tauread aka Mr T. 15) Hilary Clinton aberfeldy Theresa May England PM Captain Jackie Stewart. Racing Driver Vice Captain Angus Young AC/ DC Paul Nicholas. Pish Actor / Singer Elizabeth Estensen. Emmerdale Liver Bird Gordon Banks. One Eyed Goalkeeper Gordon Brown. One Eyed Ex Politician Penelope Keith. Posh Good Life Actress Ken Dodd. Tax Evader Lester Piggot. Another Tax Evader Craig Whyte. Ex Owner of Rangers Dickie Davies. Mallen Streaked World of Sport Frontman Johnathan King. Una Paloma Blanca Geoff Boycott. Old Rounders player HM Queen. Heavy Cold Suffering Monarch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Sloop John B Big Van Vader - Wrassler Superstar Billy Graham - Another Wrassler Fernando Ricksen - *** - VC Clive James - Has had 3 months to live for the past 5 years Bruce Forsyth - Nice to see you, to see you die. Shannon Doherty - 90210 Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale Actress - Captain Gordon Banks - Keeper Denis Law - Forward Donald Trump - A heart attack waiting to happen Suge Knight - Death Row Founder Vera Lynn - Daily Mail Icon Sean Connery - Shoon to be deceashed Albert Finney - Actor David Prowse - Darth Vader to go the way of the Death Star. 10menwent2mow Fernando Ricksen © - 40- Terrible dribbler Paul Gascoigne (vc) - 49 - Future UN Secretary General Freddie Tylicki - 30 - Ex-jockey Bruce Forsyth - 88 - Yewtree escapee Rolf Harris - 86 - Yewtree detainee Joost Van Der Westhuizen - 45 - Saffer Scrum Half George North - 24 - Welsh Winger Nick Blackwell - 26 - retired boxer Donald Trump - 70 - Aberdeenshire businessman Michael Schumacher - 47 - Piste off Michael Fish - 78 - weather man Michael Heseltine - 83 - thatchers minion David Attenborough - 90 - god Barry Davies - 79 - mic smith Roger Moore - 89 - bond 54_and_counting Billy McNeil (Captain) Bruce Forsyth Micheal Douglas Kirk Douglas Charlie Sheen Roger Moore David Attenbrough George Bush Snr Jimmy Greaves Fernando Ricksen Angela Lansbury Prunella Scales Rolf Harris Stuart Hall Ian McKellan shieldhillsmithy Capt - Marieke Vervoort (37, Belgian paralympian) Vice Capt - Stefan Karl Steffanson (41, Icelandic actor best known for playing Robbie Rotten in Lazytown) 3 - Gerald Kaufman (86, Labour MP) 4 - Leah Bracknell (52, Emmerdale actress) 5 - Colin Meads (80, former All Black) 6 - Steve Sumner (61, former Kiwi footballer) 7 - Greg Gilbert (Age unknown, lead singer of the delays) 8 - John Wetton (67, English musician) 9 - Steve Hewlett (58, BBC journalist) 10 - Mario Soares (92, former president of Portugal) 11 - Jimmy Snuka (71, WWF legend) 12 - Michael I (95, King of Romania) 13 - Nobby Stiles (74, 1966 World Cup winner) 14 - Glen Campbell (79, American musician) 15 - Tony Booth (85, English actor) 19QOS19 Prince Phillip © Billy Connolly (VC) Queen David Cronenburg Ken Dodd David Attenborough Ricky Tomlinson Cliff Richard Trevor McDonald Annette Crosbie Louise Fletcher Jack Nicholson Joe Pesci Bruce Forsyth Teddi Hedren RadgerTheBadger Liz Dawn - Actress (Corrie) CAPTAIN Kirk Douglas - (Actor) VICE - CAPTAIN Billy Connelly - Actor/Comedian Angela Lansbury - Actress(Murder She Wrote) Eileen Derbyshire - Actress (Corrie) Elton John - Musician Keith Richards - Musician Aretha Franklin - Musician Paul Gascoigne - Rangers, Spurs, Lazio etc Bobby Charlton - England 66 Nobby Stiles - England 66 Bruce Forsyth - Just An All Round c**t Really Valerie Singleton - Blue Peter Dennis Skinner - Politician Duke of Edinburgh - Benefit Scrounger Christophe C - Hugh Hefner - celebrity sugah daddy VC - Bob Barker - game show zombie Bill Cosby - American savile Jackie Stallone - Rockys maw, CBB contestant Charlie Sheen - actor/professional fuckup Beverly Clearly - author Prem Tinsulanonda - Former Prime Minister and Regent of Thailand Ted Cruz - US politician Courtney Love - musician/groupie Yoko Ono - musician/groupie Ozzy Osbourne - musician Prince Charles - Royal family Dick van Dyke - actor/chimbley sweep Keith Richards - musician/grim reaper's waiting room regular Caitlyn Jenner - Kardashian faither/tranny Eednud 1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of Liz 2. Alan Gilzean - one of my heroes and hope he doesn't 3. Michael Caine (captain) - Alfie actor 4. Bill Wyman - a stoned beast 5. Sophia Loren - had nice tits 6. Jack Nicholson - probably dead for years and been using a body double 7. Robert Duvall - crap football manager 8. Keith Richard - ex mate of no. 4 and he has to go sometime. 9. HRH Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands (the ex Queen) 10. Mohamed Al-Fayed - Princess Di conspiracy theorist and fucked Fulham. 11. Dame Maggie Smith - beyond her prime 12. Pele - share's same birthday as me 13. James Kelman - writer 14. Jimmy Armfield - no bad commentator and player in his day for a pom 15. Elliott Gould - not a very good actor BalticSaint Billy Graham - Preacher (Captain) Donald Trump - Builders Merchant / Windfarm Protester (Vice-Captain) Prince Philip - Gigolo QE2 - HRH Harrison Ford - Actor Diego Maradona - Footballer Michael Schumacher - F1 Driver / Skier Paul Gasgoine - Footballer Billy Connelly - Comedian Kirk Douglas - Actor Bill Cosby - Comedian Dalai Lama - Preacher Honor Blackman - Actress Allan McGraw - Footballer / Manager Bruce Forsyth - TV Presenter DBA CAP: Joost van der Westhuizen - Former Rugby Player Vice-CAP: Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka - Former Wrestler Andrew Fairlie - Michelin Star Chef Bruce Forsyth - TV Legend Billy Graham - Christian Evangelist Leah Bracknell - Actress John Edward Szeles - The Amazing Jonathon Jerry Maren - Wizard of Oz Munchkin Gord Downie - Singer (Tragically Hip) Kevin Murray - "Flat-Cap" Regency Gunman Prunella Scales - Actress Glen Campbell - Country Singer Shannen Doherty - Actress Terry Jones - Monty Python Wayne Bent - Lord Our Righteousness Church Leader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 alta-pete Jan Michael Vincent Actor (Airwolf, etc) CAPTAIN Joost van der Westhuizen (rugby, etc) VICE CAPTAIN Val Kilmer (swollen tongued actor - Iceman, Batman, etc) Rodney Bewes (70s Sitcom Actor - Likely Lads, etc) Richard O’Sullivan (70s Sitcom Actor - Man About the House, etc) Sir Frank Williams (Team Principal) Fernado Ricksen (didn’t nob Jordan apparently) Sir Bruce Forsyth Clive James (Guardian columnist) Glen Campbell (country & western singer) Kenny Sansom (footballer and al fresco diner) Freddie Starr (karaoke singer in Fuengirola) Dale Winton (sunk without trace) Dave Prowse (Darth Vader, cancelled all international gigs) Gordon Mcqueen (footballer and sometime chain smoker) ToBeSomeone Frank Ifield – singer – 30/11/37 (cpt) Frankie Valli – singer – 3/5/34 (vice) Frank Windsor – actor (Z Cars) – 12/7/27 Polly James – actress (Liver Birds) – 8/7/41 Jack Smethurst – actor (Love thy Neighbour) – 9/4/32 Bob Hawke – Aussie PM – 9/12/29 Peter Thompson – Aussie 5x open winner – 23/8/29 Robert Wagner – actor (Hart to Hart) – 10/2/30 Leonard Ernest “Nipper” Read – Policeman caught the Kray twins/boxing administrator – 31/3/25 Bill Lucas – oldest surviving British Olympian – 16/1/17 Raymond (“Ray”) Illingworth – Mr Cricket – 8/6/32 Billy J Kramer – Musical megastar – 19/8/43 Bernard Cribbins – actor/comedian – 29/12/28 Marty Wilde – Kim’s Dad/singer – 15/4/39 Bill Withers – singer (lovely day) – 4/7/38 thisal Glen Campbell. Country Singer (capt) Bashar al-Assad. President of Syria. (Capt.) Mel Brooks. Comedian Director. George HW Bush Sr. Former US president. Duke of Edinburgh. Alan Brazil Former footballer radio presenter. Paul Gascoigne Val Kilmer Actor. Lestor Piggott. Former Jockey. Buddy Greco. Singer pianist member of ratpack. Jill St John. Bond Girl Ann Jones Former Wimbledon Champion. John Noakes. Blue Peter presenter. Rodney Bewes. Actor Richard Baker. Former newsreader. Broadcaster. Spartans Telly Phill the greek - Royle family my arse. Captain Liz the queen - grief from Pip above. Vice C Michael Fish - A change in the weather Katherine MacGregor - little hoose Shane MacGowan - won’t reach 60 Patti Smith - stink like a piss factory Iggy Pop - passenger no more Doris Day - que sera sera Leslie Phillips - ding dong George Bush (senior) - 41st prez Shakin' Stevens - behind the green door Jim Bowen - hits the bullseye Denis Norden - it’ll be alright Bono - fingers crossed Mamie Van Doren - "All the great sex symbols are dead; Harlow is dead; Mae West is dead; Dietrich is dead; Marilyn is dead; and I'm not feeling too well myself." wid Wilkinson1988 Fernando Ricksen - captain - football player Joost van der Westhuizen- vice captain - rugby player Hugh Jackman - Wolverine, likes to sing these days Toni Braxton - singer Morgan Freeman - legend Michael Watson - boxer Charlie Sheen - disease riddled sex addict Lindsay Lohan- junkie Danny DeVito- legend Stephen Hawking - computer The Queen - cow Prince Philip - cows racist husband Paul Gascoigne - Raol Moats pal Bruce Forsyth - Auld c**t Sir Alex Ferguson - Football manager bazdons 1 eman ahmed and el aty - Big girl 2 Sally jones/ white widow - Freedom fighter/naughty girl/total wid 3 John cantlie - War photographer/Isis guest 4 sharan Alexander - Worlds heaviest sportswoman 5 Paul gascoigne - Drunk 6 Jill gascoigne - No relation 7 shannen docherty - Hot witch 8 Gordon banks - English keeper 9 Brian may - Astrophysicist apparently 10 terry jones - Cross dressing python 11 Valerie harper - Yank actress 12 Richard o Sullivan - Man aboot the hoose 13 Desmond tutu - Social activist 14 juan pedro Franco salas - Big dude 15 tommy gemmell - Apparently he's a big cat sureiknow Glenn Campbell (singer) Kirk Douglas (actor ) Robert Ito ( actor ) Bernard Hepton ( actor ) Mel Brookes ( actor director ) Windsor Davis (actor ) Peter Salis (actor ) Jimmy Carter (president ) Sheila Mercier ( actress ) Oliva de Havilland ( actress ) Harry Dean Stanton ( actor ) Glyn Edwards ( actor ) David Prowse ( actor ) Richard O'Sullivan ( actor ) Prince Philip ( Duke of Edinburgh ) tree house tam 1. Paul Gascoigne (captain) 2.The Queen 3. Prince Philip 4. Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi 5.Hugh Hefner 6. Bruce Forsyth 7. Elton John 8. Sylvester Stallone 9. June Brown 10. Linsay Lohan 11. Meatloaf 12. Fernando Ricksen 13. Sean Connery 14. Barbara Windsor 15. Billy Connolly The Master Duke of Edinburgh (Captain) The Queen (Vice-captain) Donald Trump Kim Jong-Un Des Lynam Vera Lynn Peter Sallis Ian Brady Paul Gascoigne Lord (Peter) Carrington Frank Williams (the actor - there seems to be loads on Wikipedia) Jim McLean Bruce Forsyth George H.W. Bush Dennis Skinner EdgarusQPFC 1. Kirk Douglas - CAPTAIN 2. George H.W. Bush - Vice Captain 3. Jimmy Carter 4. Mary Tyler Moore 5. Benedict XVI 6. Roger Moore 7. Martin Landau 8. Robert Wagner 9. Edward Furlong 10. Doris Day 11. Jerry Lewis 12. Dick Van Dyke 13. Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh 14. Paul Gascoigne 15. Bruce Forsyth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Mo Wonderboy Alfie Deyes (Annoying c**t from YouTube that my Mrs sits listening to) **CAPTAIN** Zoe Sugg (Girlfriend of above annoying c**t) **VICE CAPTAIN** Rob Kardashian (Waster From Fame Hungry Family) Ricky Lamar Hawk AKA Silentó (Some young rapper) Rico Rodriguez (Wee chubby actor) Lance Stroll (Posh boy driving expensive cars) Max Verstappen (Less posh boy driving expensive cars) Ethan Couch (Not as good a driver as the last two on my list) Venus Angelic (Daft cow thinks she is a doll) Sidney Royel Selby III AKA Desiigner (Another young rapper) Malala Yousafzai (Political activist) Tyger Drew-Honey (The result of some accidental Ben Dover scene) Joey Badass (Another Rapper) Keith Cozart AKA Chief Keef (And...Another Rapper) Meghan Trainor (Chubby singer) cal234ey Jimmy Snuka - Wrestler (Captain) Gord Downie - Singer (Vice Captain) Errol Christie - Boxer Valerie Harper - Actress Paul Gascoigne - Footballer Morrissey - Singer Linda Ronstadt - Singer Steve Gleason - NFL player Fernando Ricksen - Footballer Clive James - Author etc Joost van der Westhuizen - Rugby Player Bill Kenwright - Everton Chairman Vivian Campbell - Guitarist OJ Brigand - Former NFL player Shannen Doherty - Actress Aryj 1 – Captain – Fernando Ricksen - Footballer 2 – Vice – Gordon Downie - Musician 3 – Bruce Forsyth – Presenter 4 – Joost van der Westhuizen - Rugby 5 – Burt Reynolds - Actor 6 – Cher - Musician 7 – Clive James – Author/TV host 8 – Steve Gleason – NFL player 9 – Kareem Abdul Jabbar – NBA legend 10 – John Mcvie- Musician 11 – Tommy Chong - Actor 12 – Brian Kennedy - Musician 13 – Val Kilmer - Actor 14 – Michael Gambon - Actor 15 – Jimmy Carter – US president Expatowner 1. Sir Colin Meads - big Kiwi rugby legend [Captain] 2. Sir Charles K Kao - Fibre Optic fella [Vice-Captain] 3. Sir Tom Farmer - a Kwik-fit fitter 4. Kim Jong-un - Korean Chairman 5. Jiang Zemin - Chinese General Secretary 6. Imelda Marcos - Filipina shoe-a-holic 7. Basher Hafez al-Assad - President of Syria 8. Colin Friels - actor 9. Valerie Harper - actress 10. Jill Gascoine - actress 11. Glen Campbell - singer 12. Boris Spassky - Russian chess champion 13. Malcolm Young - AC/DC guitarist 14. Desmond Tutu - South African Bishop 15. Joost Van Der Westhuizen - South African rugby player I'm Brian Robert Mugabe President of Zimbabwe Jimmy Carter Ex President of USA Ringo Starr The least talented Beatle Donald Trump - Dodgy President Elect of USA Brigitte Bardot - Retired actress and animal rights activist The Queen - Current Head of State of the UK Ozzy Osborne - Frontman of Black Sabbath and reality TV star Pele - The greatest footballer ever Doris Day - Retired Actress Justin Bieber - Mentally unstable pop star Kirk Douglas - Retired actor Olivia De Haviland - Star of Gone With The Wind Billy Graham - American Evangelist Carl Reiner - American Writer, director and actor Henry Kissinger - Former US secretary of state nessies long lost ghost Joost Van Der Westhoozen - Rugby - Captain Fernando Rickson - Football - Vice Captain Billy Connolly - Comedian Donald Trump - Future US President Michael Hesiltine - Former Tory MP David Jason - Comedian Robert Mugabe - Zimbabwe President Kenny Richey - Former Death Row Inmate Claire Hollingsworth - Former Journalist Lynne Stewart - Lawyer Hosni Mubarak - Former Egypt President Clive James - Author Billy Graham - Buckled Religious c**t Howard Becker - Sociologist Jurgen Habermas - Sociologist lolls Joost van der Westhuizen (c) Prince Philip (VC) Glen Michael Paul Gascoigne Johnnie Beattie (Now You See It/River City - Not the ex rugby player) Fernando Ricksen Gerard Depardieu Bruce Forsyth Murray Walker Rodrigo Duterte (President of the Philippines) Donald Trump Chuck Berry Glen Campbell Tim Curry Val Kilmer ditots Paul Gascoigne (footballer) CAPTAIN Sean Connery (Actor, Tax dodger) VICE CAPTAIN Jack Charlton (footballer, manager) Queen Liz II (The Queen) Prince Philip (racist & Queen's hubby) Kirk Douglas (I'm Spartacus!!) Clint Eastwood (Actor and Politician) George Bush Snr. (Former US President) Jimmy Greaves (Footballer, pundit) Mikhail Gorbachev (Former Soviet Leader) Robert Mugabe (murderer) David Attenborough (naturalist) Bruce Forsyth (TV Host) Vera Lynn (singer) Prunella Scales (Actress) paulathame Douglas Hurd --cap bunch of old politicos and a greek Lord Peter Carington ( second ) Gerald Kaufman Prince Phillip Jimmy Carter bunch of old yanks Bush senior Henry Kissinger Buzz Aldrin out of this world hopefully Jean-Marie Le Pen french Nazi Clive James got to be this time The Queen I want an extra day off work Mikhal Gorbachev russki with a bad face day Robert Mugabe old bad guy might die with his massive birthday cake Bruce Forsyth he should be for the hot foot shuffle to hell Billy Graham tv god botherer Fuctifano Leah Bracknell (captain)- fairly certain I had a pre-internet teenage w**k over her so this feels particularly unsavoury but that's the game The next 5 are on the list til they die or I do - Joost vd Westhuizen (vc) Billy Graham (preacher) Billy Graham (wrestler) Clive James Glen Michael Mix of new and old from last year - Glen Campbell Sinead O'Connor Bruce Forsyth John Lambie ( :() John Newman (singer) Neil Harvey (cricket) Gay Byrne Colin Meads (NZ rugby) Sara Coward (the Archers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Billy Jean King Leah Bracknell (ex Emmerdale actress) *capt* Fernando Ricksen *vice capt* Joost Vander Westhaizen Freddy Jones (current Emmerdale actor) Kirk Douglas Bruce Forsyth Robert Mugabe Jimmy Carter Lester Piggot Paul Gascoigne Valerie Harper Ozzy Osbourne Glen Campbell Edith McArthur (Scottish ex High Road actress) Sir Colin Meade (NZ rugby legend) Albino Rover Leah Bracknell - shit Emmerdale actress - CAPTAIN Gord Downie - tragically ill Canadian rocker - VICE CAPTAIN Helen Fawkes - BBC reporter Steve Hewlett - Radio 4 broadcaster Clive James - professional Dead Pool tease Stephen Hawking - specky physics geek Valerie Harper - crap TV actress James Wiley Smith - better known as WWF’s Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka Fernando Ricksen - the Dying Dutchman Joost van der Westhuizen - death is Joost around the corner Cher - got to #1 in the ‘70s with a song about Airdrie fans Malcolm Young - “electric” guitarist Ian Brady - kid killer Ayman al-Zawahiri - Al Qaeda extremist Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi - Daesh-ing with death harry94 Paul Gascoigne (49) – © Jimmy Greaves (76) - v© George H. W. Bush (92) Barbara Bush (91) Jimmy Carter (92 Dick Van Dyke (91) Hugh Hefner (90) Ian St John (77) Doris Dey (91) Tommy Chong (78) Kanye West (39) Rolando McClain (27) Lamar Odom (37) Morrissey (57) Kathy Bates (68) bluetoon87 Bruce Forsyth, Captain Meatloaf, Vice Captain Stephen Hawking Fernando Ricksen Paul Gascoigne Prince Philip Joost Van Der Westhuizen Anastacia Robbie Coltrane Ian Brady (moors murderer) Cher Joni Mitchell Ricky Hatton Michael Barrymore Queen Elizabeth the second Sherrif John Bunnell 'Superfly' Jimmy Snuka - Murderous wrestler - CAPTAIN Bruce Forstyh - Nice to see him, to see him dead - VICE CAPTAIN Big Van Vader - Obese wrestler The Sandman (Jim Fullington) - Wrestler who likes a fag and a bevvy. Sabu (Terry Brunk) - Wrestler who likes steel chairs to the skull Superstar Billy Graham - The wrestler, not the preacher Kamala the Ugandan Giant (Jim Harris) - diabetes ridden wrestler. Not actually Ugandan Fernando Ricksen - Shoogly firework enthusiast on a shoogly peg Queen Elizabeth II - Soon to be dead monarch Prince Phillip - Soon to be dead Greek widower Leah Bracknell - Ex Emmerdale, heading for the big Woolpack in the sky Clive James - Immortal Aussie Bernie Madoff - The Reaper isn't falling for one of his Ponzi schemes Donald Trump - Soon to be the world's most famous bullseye Hosni Mubarak - He's in de-nile if he thinks he's got much longer meden89 1.) Fernando Ricksen (Captain) 2.) Leah Bracknell (Vice) 3.) Kirk Douglas 4.) Bruce Forsyth 5.) Michael Scumacher 6.) Keith Richards 7.) Pete Docherty 8.) John Wetton 9.) Glen Campbell 10.) Prince Phillip 11.) Shannen Docherty 12.) Macauley Culkin 13.) Nobby Stiles 14.) George Bush Snr 15.) Paul Gascoigne Indale Winton Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale actress - (Captain) Shannen Doherty - American Actress from Beverly Hills 90210 - (Vice Captain) Sir Colin Meads - New Zealand Rugby Union legend Rico Constantino - WWE Wrestling Star Archbishop Desmond Tutu - African religious Leader Joost Van Der Westhuizen - South African Rugby Union legend Rev Billy Graham - US Evangelist Clive James - Austrailian Author, TV presenter Fernando Ricksen - Dutch footballer Valerie Harper - US Comedy Actress, star of 'Rhoda' show Meat Loaf - US Rock singer Val Kilmer - Hollywood actor Freddy Starr - UK Comedian Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka - Fijian born WWE wrestling star Sir Bruce Forsyth - UK Entertainer Lichtgilphead Leah Bracknell 12/07/64 Emmerdale Actress (Captain) Gord Downie 6/2/64 Tragically Hip singer (Vice Captain) Joost van der Westhuizen 20/2/71 SA Rugby player Valerie Harper 22/8/39 Rhoda/Mary Tyler Moore Show Wilko Johnson 12/7/47 Feelgood guitarist Billy Graham 7/11/18 God botherer Daisy Berkowitz (Scott Putesky) 28/4/68 ex Marilyn Manson Guitarist Malcolm Young 6/1/53 ex AC/DC guitarist Ian Brady 2/1/38 Mass Murderer Paul O'Grady 14/6/55 Crap C4 presenter Liz Dawn (Vera Duckworth) 8/11/38 Corrie Actress George Bush (Senior) 12/6/24 Soon to be dead Ex-President of the USA Jimmy Carter 1/10/24 Another soon to be dead Ex-President of the USA Mikhail Gorbachov 2/3/31 Commie Michael J Fox 9/6/61 Back to No Future Ned Nederlander Marieke Vervoort - Belgian Paralympian (C) Greg Gilbert - Singer (V) John Rigas - Crook Ted Mack - Australian Politician Iain Brady - C*nt Rt Rev Michael Perham - Former Bishop of Gloucester Debbie Rowe - Mrs Jackson Christy Dignam - Irish Singer Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale Actress Gord Downie - Tragically Sick Tragically Hip Singer Simon Ricketts - Journalist Joost van der Westhuizen - Eternal Springbok Stefán Karl Stefánsson - Robbie Rotten Luck Steve Gleason - American Footballer Mao Kobayashi - Japanese Newscaster Ben Twilly CAPTAIN Kirk Douglas 09/12/1916 - this year it must be his turn. VICE CAPTAIN Ian Brady 02/10/1938 –moors murderer, recalled to the 2017 team Henry Kissinger 27/05/1923 - German born US of A Secretary of State. Pete Murray 19/09/1925 - Radio One DJ back in the day. George Bush Snr 12/06/1924 - George Bush Juniors dad Berry Gordy 28/11/1929 - its time to face the music for the Inventor of Motown Billy Graham 07/11/1918 christian evangelist aka bible bashing fruitcake Burt Reynolds 11/02/1936 – it’s time for this actor to Deliverance me some points Tommy Docherty 24/04/1928 [Football Manager]– its full-time for the Doc Fats Domino 26/02/1928 –singer Ain’t that a Shame I think he might die this year Albert Finney 09/05/1936– famous Actor Harry Gregg 27/10/1932 – Footballer & survivor of Munich air crash Dennis Nilsen 23/11/1945 – serial killer, it’s time for a return to the headlines by dying Bill Maynard 08/10/1928 – Comedian Heartbeat, The gaffer etc And finally Richard Baker 15/06/1925 - Newsreader back in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 The Naitch Marieke Vervoort - Paralympian (10/05/79) *CAPTAIN* Fernando Ricksen - footballer (27/7/76) *VICE CAPTAIN* Joost van der Westhuizen - rugby player (20/2/71) Dame Vera Lynn - singer (20/3/17) Peter Sallis - actor (1/2/21) Billy Graham - evangelist (7/11/18) Gudrun Ure - Supergran (12/3/26) George Bush Snr - former US President (12/6/24) Clive James - broadcaster (7/10/39) Ian Brady - bad man (2/1/38) Olly Croft - BDO founder (17/11/29) Bruce Forsyth - ‘entertainer’ (22/2/28) Estelle Harris - actress (4/4/28) Jimmy Carter - former US President (1/10/24) Lex Gold - former SPL chief (14/12/40) pawpar 1. Shannen Doherty - Actress (12/04/71) Captain 2. Bruce Forsyth - TV Presenter (22/02/28) Vice Captain 3. Meat Loaf - Singer (27/09/47) 4. Valerie Harper - Actress (22/08/39) 5. John Newman - Singer (16/06/90) 6. Glen Campbell - Singer (22/04/36) 7. John Noakes - TV Presenter (06/03/34) 8. Gina Miller - Hates Brexit (19/04/65) 9. Prunella Scales - Actress (22/06/32) 10. Leah Bracknell - Actress (12/07/64) 11. Val Kilmer - Actor (31/12/59) 12. Joni Mitchell - Singer (07/11/43) 13. Tony Bennett - Singer (03/08/26) 14. Sinead O' Connor - Singer (08/12/66) 15. Harry Belafonte - Singer (01/03/27) Gareth_Glasgow Bruce Forsyth (entertainer, 1928) - C Glen Campbell (musician, 1936) - VC Marianne Faithfull (musician, 1946) Gary Glitter (beast, 1944) Billy Joel (musician, 1949) Daniel Johnston (musician, 1961) Kris Kristofferson (musician, 1936) Tom Lehrer (musician, 1928) Shane MacGowan (musician, 1957) Liza Minnelli (daughter, 1946) Sinead O’Connor (musician, 1966) Linda Ronstadt (musician, 1946) Grace Slick (musician, 1939) Phil Spector (producer, 1939) Brian Wilson (musician, 1942) amnarab Glen Campbell c.singer capt Prunella Scales Mrs Fawlty vice Mary Tyler Moore Vic Damone singer Ian St John ex footballer Bobby Brown ex Scottish goalkeeper Joost van der Westhuuizen Jimmy Carter Robert Hardy actor Bernard Hepton actor King Harald V of Norway Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg Frank Bough Paul D Boyer Biochemist NPP Johnny Mathis singer Miguel Sanchez LITERARY ELEVEN: Cormac McCarthy (20/7/33) (Captain) Toni Morrison (18/2/31) (Vice-captain) Don DeLillo (20/11/36) Philip Roth (19/3/33 Alice Munro (10/7/31) Thomas Pynchon (8/5/37) V.S. Naipaul (17/8/32) James Kelman (9/6/46) Alasdair Gray (28/12/34) Margaret Atwood (18/11/39) A.S. Byatt (24/8/36) OTHER AULD c***s: Ray Reardon (8/10/32) Bruce Forsyth (22/2/28) Kirk Douglas (9/12/16) Paul Gascoigne (27/5/67) weirdcal Bruce forsyth (captain) Cliff richard Gazza (footballer) Ian Brady (moors murderer) Malcolm Young (acdc) Clive James (tv, predicted own death) Joost van der Westhuizen (rugby person Fernández ricksen (firework enthusiast) Hosni murbarek (Egyptian bloke) Michele Morgan (French actress) Peter Sutcliffe (nice guy) Queen Elizabeth ii Stan lee Liz dawn Ozzy Osborne sleazy Fernando Ricksen - captain Ian Brady - vice capt and general scumbag. Rolf Harris - antipodean singer, comedian, painter, paedo Billy Connolly - comedian Bruce Forsyth - game show chap Bill Cosby - alleged sex offender, alleged U.S comedian Barry Manilow - singer, 'Mandy' and other stuff Julie Andrews - singer and flying nanny Meatloaf - another singer Lady Gaga - as above Clive James - Aussie comedian Glen Campbell - country singer John Hurt - actor Pele - the footballer Lindsay Lohan - actress? pub car king The queen CAPTAIN Duke of Edinburgh VICE CAPTAIN Bruce Forsyth Kirk Douglas Peter Sallis Jimmy Carter Glen Campbell Donald Trump Jackie Stallione The Iron Sheikh Sean Connery Harry Dean Stanton William Daniels Valerie Harper June Brown Sweaty Morph Glynis Johns - Actress CAPT Paul Gascoigne - Alcoholic/footballer VICE CAP Ken Dodd - Comedian Doug Ellis - Ex Villa Chairman Queen Elizabeth II - Monarch Geoffrey Palmer - Actor Jimmy Carter - Former US president Bruce Forsyth - "Entertainer" Dick van Dyke - Cockney chimney sweep Doris Day - Singer/Actress Kirk Douglas - Actor Vera Lynn - Forces sweetheart Windsor Davies - Actor Bernard Cribbins - Actor Angela Lansbury - Actress pleslie99 1. Prince Phillip 2.Gazza 3.Cliff Richard 4. Pele 5. Donald Trump 6. Stephen Hawking 7. Murray Walker 8. Bruce Forsyth 9. Clive James 10. Gordon Banks 11. Jimmy carter 12. Billy Graham 13. Michael Schumacher 14. Hugh Heffner 15. Jack Nicklaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 tamthebam 1) Alan Simpson (Captain) - Wrote Hancock and Steptoe and Son 2) Tommy Docherty (Vice Captain)- Shagged Mrs Brown and managed Man United in the 70s 3) Ray Galton - Wrote Hancock and Steptoe. 4) Tom Baker- THE Doctor Who who might need a doctor... 5) Ken Dodd- Liverpudlian funnyman and slave owner of diddy men 6) Donald Trump- haven't had a US President assassinated for a while. Come back Lee Harvey Oswald.. 7) Gordon Banks- fluked a save against Pele in the 1970 World Cup 8 ) Nobby Stiles - rhyming slang for piles and one of a number who cheated West Germany out of a world cup win 9) Geoff Hurst - two goal "hat trick hero" and cheating b*****d 10) Prince Philip - Greek racist 11) David Hockney - chain smoking Yorkshire artist 12) Roy Wood -Wizzard singer may do a disappearing act 13) Glen Michael- TV hero of my youth and 90 years young but I'll have a Cavalcade if I get points 14) Richard Dawkins-geneticist and non-God Botherer. 15) Graeme Garden - if he goes, goody, goody yum yum... GordieBoy80 Prince Philip © Paul Gascoigne (VC) Jo Guest Jim Ross aka Good ol' JR (wrestling commentator) Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (former wrestling manager) Kenny Sansom Donald Trump Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Charlie Sheen The Queen Betty White Doris Day Ron Mailer (Pars' 1961 Cup winning captain) Vladimir Putin djchapsticks 1. George HW Bush - Former President, father of warmonger - Captain 2. Billy Graham - Televangelist, rich on misery - Vice Captain 3. Pele - Footballer, impotent 4. Paul Gascoigne - Footballer, drunk 5.Ken Dodd - 'Comedian', Knight 6.Shane McGowan - Pogues frontman, blitzed 7. Brian Wilson - Beach Boys frontman, takes everything 8. Doris Day - Singer, old 9. Vera Lynn - Singer, older 10. Roger Moore - Actor, Bond 11. Terry Funk - Wrestler, mental 12. Jerry Lawler - Wrestler, sleazy 13. Jake LaMotta - Boxer, Raging Bull 14. June Brown - Actress, smokes fags 15. RuPaul - Erm, drag queen? Enigma Sean Connery - Bond, James Bond Terry Jones - Monty Python Tam Dalyell - Mad former MP Stephen Hawking - Professor Henry Kissinger - We'll be missing ya Michael Schumacher - F1 George H. W. Bush - Ex President Joost van der Westhuizen - Rugby Fernando Ricksen - Football Billy Connolly - Comedian George R. R. Martin - Game of Thrones Rodrigo Duterte - Mad President Nicolas Maduro - Bad President Brian Matthew - Sounds of the 60s Paul Gascoigne - Basket case chomp my root Marieke Vervoort – Hell on wheels, only a trip to Switzerland away from release. Joost van der Westhuizen – perennial DP’er (ooh err) and fan of odd shaped balls. Helen Fawkes – journo and famous for being on the BBC, not the cancer, honest. Suge Knight – All round good guy, NFL player, music producer, rapper….. prisoner. Kanye West – all round good guy and tainted by the curse of the Kardashians…fud. Daisy Berkowitz/Scott Putesky – Guitarist and arse cancer afficianado and only a bum note from the Stairway to Heaven Jessi Zazu – Those Darlin’s guitarist and also likely to take the stairway to heaven Greg Gilbert – The Delays front man, another guitarist who spent many an hour practicing the stairway to heaven Baby Peggy/Diana Serra Cary – Early child star and historian, pretty remarkable woman. Totalbiscuit – Youtubing geek, has a wife apparently…… Dynamite Kid – British wrestler, not a clue other than he sounds pretty fecked. Valerie Harper – Mary Tyler No More. Steve Sumner – Kiwi footballer and TV pundit…..and fecked. Big Liz, AKA The Queen – the British Zsa Zsa, famous for being famous, and freeloading off the public. Pope Benedict XVI – come in number 16 your time is up. Cardinal Richelieu Jennifer Saunders Billy Connolly Jake the Snake Roberts Stephen Fry Lindsay Lohan Kate Moss Felicity Kendal Lynn Faulds Wood (ex-Watchdog Presenter) Lana Del Rey Hulk Hogan Kurt Angle (wrestler) Bret 'the Hitman' Hart (wrestler) Ricky Hatton Mary Wilson, Baroness Wilson of Rievaulx (Harold Wilson's wife) Clarissa Eden, Dowager Countess of Avon (Anthony Eden's wife) JamieStevenson 1. Fernando Ricksen (Captain) - 40, Footballer. 2. Greg Gilbert (Vice-Captain) - 39, Singer. 3. Joost Van Der Westhuizen - 45, Rugby. 4. Jimmy Snuka - 73, Wrestler. 5. Leah Bracknell - 52, Actress. 6. Val Kilmer - 57, Actor. 7. Ian Brady - 78 , Moors Murderer. 8. Glen Campbell - 80, Singer. 9. Bruce Forsyth - 88, Entertainer. 10. Big Van Vader - 61, Wrestler. 11. Michael Schumacher - 47, F1 Racer. 12. Paul Gascoigne - 49, Footballer. 13. Nobby Stiles - 74, Footballer. 14. Chevy Chase - 73, Actor. 15. Ronda Rousey - 29, MMA Fighter. Once A Rover always a Rover Peter Sallis - actor Phil the Greek - Royal idiot Benedict XV! - Retired Pope George Bush Snr - ex President Henry Kissinger - Yank politician Daniella Westbrook - alleged actress Clive James - chat show bloke Jake LaMotta - geriatric boxer Lester Piggott - tax cheating jockey Olivia De Haviland - ancient actress (captain) Jill Gascoine - actress Leah Bracknell - actress (vice captain) Fernando Ricksen - ex dead Rangers player Gordon Banks - Engerlund goalie Mary Tyler Moore - actress gingette 1 Captain: Ian Brady 2 Vice Captain: Bruce Forsyth 3 Kirk Douglas 4 JImmy Carter (form US president) 5 Prince Phillip 6 Clive James 7 Fernando Ricksen 8 Donald Trump 9 Doris Day 10 Bernard Madoff (financial Crook) 11 Pele 12 Adam West 13 Joost van der Westhuizen 14 Bob Newhart (actor) 15 George H W Bush (the first one) Njord Marieke Vervoot - took herself off the dignitas list , nailed on. Stefan Karl Stefansson - soon to be Cotton Leah Bracknell - buying the farm John Wetton - turning Crimson as we speak Jill Gascoigne - dead eyes. Jet Black - after cremation Robbie Shepherd - dance on his grave Catherine Wybourne - digital nun points last year, she's a keeper. Errol Christie - from solo last year to popular pick. Billy Simpson - *** Bernard Gallagher - in the hole!! Kenneth Cope - deceased Simon Ricketts - journo who doesn't have rickets. Steve Sumner - scored v us in 82 Mario Soares - to heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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