P&B Dead Pool 2017

[supermik]

Not old enough to qualify?

[Indale Winton]

"Picks have to be human, real people (no soap opera characters etc) and over 18 years of age at the start of the game"

She was born in May 2003 so unfortunately looks like either way, she doesnt qualify.

[DA Baracus]

Ah shit I didn't notice the bit about folk having to be over 18

[Njord]

Well , maybe hit one or ive made a c**t of it, even by delaying my team.

 

Mario Soares reported dead, but may have not been today .

 

Fuckin family

[JamieStevenson]

I can't see that anywhere, he was on my shortlist and seriously considered but didn't think he'd get an obituary.

[cdhafc1874]

Would think a former PM of Portugal would get a UK obit fairly easily either Beeb or Daily Heil.

If confirmed dead before New Year & suppressed by family til now would Spain not allow a sub?

[JamieStevenson]

Nobody picked up that he was in a coma so wasn't sure.

[Spain]

Right, I'm still firstfooting today so haven't managed to fully analyse for stats, solos etc.... but I'm going to just post the lists anyway and do the stats later. So this is your 10 minute warning, once I start please don't post in between until I've completed the lists. For reference, cdisaccie will be the last team posted.

[Savage Henry]

Right, I'm still firstfooting today so haven't managed to fully analyse for stats, solos etc.... but I'm going to just post the lists anyway and do the stats later. So this is your 10 minute warning, once I start please don't post in between until I've completed the lists. For reference, cdisaccie will be the last team posted.

Godspeed.

[Njord]

15 minutes ago, JamieStevenson said:

I can't see that anywhere, he was on my shortlist and seriously considered but didn't think he'd get an obituary.

 

That's why you're in the pack

[Spain]

Thanks everyone for putting up with the annual "what's Spain up to and why isn't he here" updates. Here we go with just the lists (stats to follow tomorrow):

WaffenThinMint
Kirk Douglas - actor
Olivia de Havilland - actress
Robert Mugabe - President of Zimbabwe & all round b*****d.
Dame Vera Lynn - singer
Billy Graham - started the Born again Christian industry almost single handed.
Sir Roger Bannister - 4 minute mile and all that
Sir Gerald Kaufman - Labour MP
David Winnick - Labour MP
Tam Dalyell - retired Labour MP & political commentator
Dick Van Dyke - actor, singer, dancer, producer
Doris Day - actress (sort of), singer, animal rights activist
Dame Angela Lansbury - actress and producer
Mel Brooks - producer
Roger Moore - actor
Jerry Lewis - actor, comedian, singer & complete w**k
invergowrie arab
Stephen Fry - tv presenter with no tv show left to live for (captain)
Gazza - police negotiator (Vice)
Frankie Muniz - actor
Hugh Jackman - Actor
Jim McLean - United legend
Ken Buchanan - boxer
Billy Joel - musician
Diana ~Ross - singer
Norman Tebbit - politician
Gord Downie - musician
Morrisey - avatar
John Goodman - actor
Rolf Harris - beast
Val Mcdiarmid - writer
Brian Taylor - journalist

tongue_tied_danny
Diana Ross - captain
Eric Idle - vice captain
Donatella Versace
Dario Gradi
Barry Bennell
John Hurt
Tom Conti
David Bailey
Rolf Harris
Ringo Starr
Joseph Ratzinger AKA Pope Benedict XVI
David Essex
Michael Barrymore
Bruce Forsyth
David Attenborough

supermik
Guy Martin. 04/11/1980. Great guy but lives a mentalist life. (Captain).
Leah Bracknell. 12/7/1964. Soon to be fertiliser on Emmerdale farm. (Vice captain).
Taylor swift. 13/12/1989. Singer and frequent flyer.
Donald Trump. 14/6/1946. Sure to catch an assassins bullet.
David Jason. 02/02/1940. Lookin old now.
Judy Finnigan.16/05/1948. Retirement will be the end of her.
Jerry springer. 13/02/1944. Previous guest will catch up with him.
Geoff Capes. 23/08/1949. Strongman will turn to jelly.
Dale Winton. 22/5/1955. I'm in it to win it.
Bruce Forsythe. 22/02/1928. Old goat will soon shuffle off.
Bobby Heenan. 1/11/1944. Could be a last submission.
Ian Brady. 02/01/1938. Hope he goes in a great deal of pain.
Charles Aznavour. 22/05/1924. Oily French crooner will soon go.
Valerie Harper. 22/08/1939. Says she is no longer ill.
Mario Ballotelli. 12/08/1990. A fireball car crash will be his last send off.

Chris_DK
Captain: Aleksandr Zakharchenko (Leader of made up "Donetsk People's Republic")
Vice Captain: Barry Bennell (Beast)
Hugh Hefner (Actor)
Eduard Gutknecht (Boxer)
Kirk Douglas (Actor)
Recep Tayyip Erdogan (President of Turkey)
John Alderton (Actor)
Pele (Footballer)
Paul Gascoigne (footballer)
Richard O'Sullivan (Actor)
Doyle Brunson (Poker Player)
Stinson Hunter (Peadophile Hunter)
Bam Margera (Jackass)
Vladimir Putin (Dictator)
Fernando Ricksen (Footballer)

doulikefish
Kirk douglas captain
Micheal douglas vice capt
Murray walker (bbc commentator)
George bush snr
Jimmy carter
Craig brown (ex scotland manager)
donald trump
Keith richards (rolling stone)
Robert mugagbe
Bruce forsyth
Larry king
Rupert murdoch
Micheal palin
The queen
david hasselhoff

tinkerbelle
Leah Bracknell. (12/7/1964). Captain. Emmerdale.
Paul Gascoigne (born 27 May 1967). Vice Captain. Footballer.
Peter Stringfellow. (17/10/1940). Sleazeball.
Joust van der Westhuizen.  (20/02/1971). Rugby.
Judy Finnegan.  (16/5/1948). Tv host.
Kirk Douglas. (9/12/1916). Actor.
Paul O'Grady.  (14/6/1955) Chat show host.
Wilfred Benitez.  (12/09/1958). Boxer.
Helen Fawkes.   Born 1972. Journalist. 
Stephen Frayne. (Dynamo). (17/12/1982). Magician
Lynda Baron. (24/3/1939). Nurse Gladys
Anastasia. (17/9/1968). Singer
Hosni Mubarak.  (4/5/1928).  Former Egyptian president.
Prunella Scales. (22/6/1932). Actress.
David Bernard Montgomery, 2nd Viscount Montgomery of Alamein CMG, CBE (born 18 August 1928)

Shandon Par
Suge Knight Capt. Death Row records boss. In and out of jail, struggling with diabetes. Did he kill Big and Pac? Will it be karma for the big guy?
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Vice Capt. ISIS gaffer has a pretty dangerous job
Prince Phillip - Do I get a bonus if he dies whilst boning the Queen? 
Billy Connolly
Paul Gascoigne
Bruce Forsyth
Bob Dole (Senator, US presidential candidate)
Roger Moore
Billy Graham (US Evangelist, probably visited a few P&B'ers schools)
George H W Bush 
Stephen Hawking - suffocated by a hooker's tits
Michael Schumacher - he's probably dead anyway and his family and scooping the dole money
Alex Salmond - just look at the shape of him
Mary Berry - chokes on a cake
Pete Docherty - OD 

Bobby Skidmarks
1) Tim Curry - Actor (Capt) 
2) Bill Cosby - Jumper wearing sex pest (VC) 
3) Harry Belafonte - Singer
4) Andre Previn - Pianist
5) Val Kilmer - Actor
6) Sidney Poitier - Actor
7) Ian Martin - The Thick of It writer 
Adam West - Batman
9) Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale Vet Lesbian
10) Hans Blix - Couldn't find any WMDs
11) Jimmy Snuka - Wrestler
12) Richard Wilson - hopefully One Foot in the Grave
13) Buzz Aldrin - Astronaut
14) Burt Reynolds - Actor
15) Phillip Pullman - Author 

weejack
Captain - June Brown (Dot, Eastenders)
Vice Captain - Stuart Hall - Celeb Paedophile 
Daniella Westbrook - ex Eastenders
Dennis Skinner - Lab MP 
David Attenbourough - Legend
Bruce Forsyth - 
Jim Leishman - Football Legend
Barbara Windsor - Slag
Russel Grant - Fat Astrologer thing
Cliff Richard - please die
Peter Purves - Blue Peter Badge
Prunella Scales - actress
Kirk Douglas - obviously
Val Kilmer - shite actor
Sean Connery - 

[Spain]

blaskislekilie
Sir Bruce Forsyth (C)- light entertainer
Sir Bobby Charlton (VC)- footballer
Michael Douglas - actor
Kirk Douglas- actor
Gene Hackman-actor
Charles Manson- murderer
Keith Richards-musician
Clive James-writer and broadcaster
Mary Berry-cook and broadcaster
Daniel Ellsberg-US beaurocrat and political activist
Gary Player-Golfer
Henry Blofeld-writer and broadcaster
Jake LaMotta - boxer
Pete Doherty-writer and musician
Glen Campbell - country musician

irvine_buddie
1. Roger Moore (C)
2. Kirk Douglas (VC)
3. Billy Connelly
4. Murray Walker
5. Dick Van Dyke
6. Prince Philip
7. Rolf Harris
8. Bruce Forsyth
9. Paul Gascoigne
10. Stan Lee
11. Donald Trump
12. Doris Day
13. Chuck Berry
14. Bob Dylan
15. Robert Murdoch

trainspotter
Jimmy Greaves (c) - fading ex-chat show host
John McCririck (vc) -fading misogynyst
Peter Sallis - actor
Liz Smith - actress
Stan Lee - beloved of the Big Bang Theorists
Jimmy Carter - peanut farmer
Robert Mugabe - dictator
BB King - musician
Hugh Hefner - fading perv
Bruce Forsyth - famous, but not obvious why
Yoko Ono - mother of John Lennon's second son
Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy
Bill Cosby - see Hefner, Hugh
Randy Meisner, ex-Eagle
Shannen Doherty - actress

Broony88
Montel Williams (c)
Donald Trump (vc)
Barbara Windsor
Pelé
Sir David Attenborough
Bruce Forsyth 
George Bush snr
Nick Blackwell
Paul Gascoigne
Stephen hawking
Murray Walker
Prunella Scales
Eileen Derbyshire
Kathy Bates
Hugh Hefner

thelocalcat
Doris Day (captain)
Chuck Berry (vice captain)
Dave Bartholomew
Fats Domino
Al Pacino
Robert Duvall
Shirley Bassey
Macaulay Culkin
Morgan Freeman
Vanessa Redgrave
Peter Lovesey
Paul Gascoigne
Bobby Charlton
Pete Docherty
Sky Ferreria

Angusfifer
Precious McKenzie (Weightlifter) (Captain)
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (Clergyman) (Vice-Captain)
Richard Baker (Broadcaster)
Henry Kissinger (Diplomat)
Janette Tough (Actress/ Comedienne)
Anna Karen (Actress/ Striptease Dancer)
Nicholas Parsons (TV Presenter)
Bobby George (Darts player)
Norman Tebbit (Politician)
Jimmy Cricket (Comedian)
Dickie Davies (TV Presenter)
Geoff Capes (Shot putter)
Jimmy Greaves (Footballer/ TV Presenter)
Robbie Shepherd (Broadcaster)
Frank Ifield (Singer)

wellinwigan
1.Billy McNeil  (ex celt manager) cpt
2.Bruce Forsyth (big chinned dancer) vC
3.Prince Phillip (lizzys hubby)
4.Judy Finnigan (chatshow hag)
5.Michael Douglas (actor)
6.Richard Dreyfuss (jaws actor)
7.Burt Reynolds (actor)
8.Terry Venebles (el tel)
9.Ally Mcoist (crap manager)
10.Mick Hucknell (ginger twat)
11.Harry Enfield (unfunny  tv comedian)
12.Esther Rantzen (big toothed tv person)
13.Tim Henman (shite ex tennis player)
14.Andrew Lloyd Webber (freak faced composer )
15.Cher (plastic singer)

The Two
1. Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka (Captain)
2. Sean Connery (Vice Captain)
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. President Jimmy Carter
5. President George H.W. Bush
6. David Attenborough
7. Mikhail Gorbachev
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Doris Day
10. Sidney Poitier
11. Angela Lansbury
12. Leslie Philips
13. Roger Moore
14. Bob Dole
15. Leon 'Big Van Vader' White

Bert Raccoon
1.) Danielle Westbrook - Cokehead Mitchell sister (capt)
2.) Val Kilmer - Batman (vice capt)
3.) Rolf  Harris - Antipodean Peado 
4.) Peter Sallis - Wallace & Gromitt 
5.) Stan Lee - Spiderman 
6.) King Micheal Of Romania - Romanian King
7.) Ian St John - Greavsies other half 
8.) Betty White - Golden Girl 
9.) Sean Connory - Bond 
10.) Lex Luger - Wrestler, killed Miss Elizabeth 
11.) Kirk Douglas - Sparticus!
12.) Jacques Chirac - French Guy
13.) Pierre Cardin - Shite Clothes 
14.) Gord Dornie - Canadian Singer 
15.) Leah Bracknell - Lesbian off Emmerdale

Bold Rover
Chris Rea - on Road to Hell 4/3/51 - captain
Billy McNeill - Lisbon Mufassa 2/3/40 - vice captain
Prince Philip - Greek diplomat 10/6/21
Liam Cosgrave - ex Taoiseach 13/4/20
Nawab Sharif - PM of Pakistan 25/12/49
Brian Wilson - Californian popster 20/6/42
Stephen Hawking - Professor of elocution 8/1/42
June Spencer - Archeress. 13/11/42
George H W Bush - Dubya's Dad 12/6/24
Hosni Mubarak - retired dictator 4/5/28
Kenyon Wright - political canon 1/1/32
Olivia de Haviland - thespianess 1/7/16
George Wendt - Cheers' Norm 17/10/48
Douglas Hurd - Thatcher flunky 8/3/30
Jimmie Macgregor - gathering dust 10/3/30

 

[Spain]

GeeJay
Kirk Douglas (C)
Paul Gascoigne (VC)
Buzz Aldrin
Dave Chapelle
Eileen Derbyshire
Kirstie Alley
Hugh Hefner
Ian Brady
Peter Sutcliffe
Charles Manson
Stephen Hawking
Dame Vera Lynn
Ken Dodd
Michael Lee Aday (Meat Loaf)
Donald Trump

Savage Henry
Gord Downie (C.) (born 6 February, 1964) - Tragically Dead.
Jimmy Snuka (V.C) (born May 18, 1948)- Snuka loopy nuts are we
Clive James (born October 7, 1939) - Will England or Australia take home the ashes?
Valerie Harper (born August 22, 1939) - Mary Tyler Mourn.
Fernando Ricksen (born July 27, 1976) - Will he ‘follow follow’ Rangers and die? Hopefully so.
Garth Hudson (born August 2, 1937) - It Makes No Difference (If you live or die).
Leah Bracknell (born July 12, 1964) -Emmerfail .
Colin Butts - (born September 11, 1959) - See less Butts.
Jill Gascoine (born April 11, 1937) - which Gazza to choose?
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi (born “sometime in 1971”) - Nice, gentle chap from the Middle East.
Glen Campbell (born April 22, 1936)- he is the linesman for Ross County.
Bruce Forsyth (born 22 February, 1928) - come on up the points are right.
Marieke Vervoot (born May 9, 1979)- Spotty Belgian SPOTY.
Joost Van Der Westhuizen (born February 20, 1971) - Rugger Buggered.
Errol Christie (born June 29, 1963) - No Errol in his diagnosis.

mizfit
Captain: Prince Philip (queens husband naturally)
Vice Captain: The Queen (Etc.)
Dennis Skinner (Labour MP)
Sean Connery (Actor)
Bruce Forsyth (BBC Jack of all trades)
Dick Van Dyke (Actor)
Roger Moore (Actor)
Hulk Hogan (Wrestler)
Stan Lee (creator of Marvel Comics)
Adam West (original Batman)
Denis Law (Footballer)
Sir Alex Ferguson (ex manager)
Jack Charlton (WC Winner)
Keith Richards (Rolling Stones)
Sid Vicious (Sex Pistols member)

The DA
Captain: Glen Campbell
Vice-captain: Bruce Forsyth
Mike Yarwood
John Noakes
Paul Gascoigne
Jimmy Greaves
Gordon Banks
Joost van der Westhuizen
Clive James
Ozzy Osbourne
Prince Phillip
Michael Parkinson
Kirk Douglas
Lester Piggot
Peter Sallis

Spain
Captain: Steve Gleason - Former NFL Player
Vice Captain: Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale
Abu Bakr al Baghdadi - Leader of ISIS
Hugh Heffner
Gord Downie - The Tragically Hip
Mark Goodier - DJ
Colin Butts - Writer/Producer
Guy Martin - Speed freak / ticking timebomb
Ian Brady - Evil bloke
Jimmy Snuka - Wrestler
Bruce Forsyth - For the Brucie Bonus
Vivian Campbell - Def Leppard
Jerry Maren - Last Surviving "Munchkin"
Marieke Vervoort - Paralympian plans to go
Sultan Kösen - World's tallest man

Sergeant Wilson
1. Bruce Forsyth, Nice to have seen you, to have seen you nice. Captain for a Brucie Bonus.
2. Ian Brady, Moors the merrier. Captain of Vice
3. Kirk Douglas, His Lust For Life can't go on forever.
4. Freddie Jones, Sandy from Emmerdale. He's got to buy the farm this year.
5. Freddie Starr, will be up in the sky beside them.
6. Stuart Hall, played his joker and survived last year, but could be reaching new Frontiers in 2017.
7. Bush Senior, will be pushing up the daisies on Capitol Hill.
8. Yoko Ono, Has been Walking On Thin Ice for a while.
9. Jackie Stallone, Rocky's Maw, to be knocked out.
10. Jerry Lee Lewis, Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire...unless they bury him.
11. Dave Prowse, Darth Green Cross Code. Arrive Alive? Not in this game Dave.
12. Tommy Docherty, Relegation looming.
13. Glen Campbell, By the Time I Get to Phoenix he'll be Leaving.
14. Prince Philip, Should get some kind of award for lasting as long.
15. Roger Moore, The old goat has Persuaded me to keep him in. Might be a Saint soon.

gkneil
Jimmy Greaves - Captain
Henry Kissinger - Vice Captain
Nile Ranger
Chuck Blazer
Donald Trump
Bashar Al-Assad
Emeli Sande
Warren Buffet
Lindsay Lohan
Tyson Fury
Kanye West
Bruce Forsyth
Sinead O'Connor
Adrien Broner
Clive James

D.V.T.
Murray Walker - F1 commentator (captain)
Hosni Mubarak - Ex Egyptian Presenter (vice captain)
Daniella Westbrook - Actress (Eastenders)
Julie Andrews - Actress (Mary Poppins, Sound of Music)
Prince Phillip - Duke of Edinburgh
Goldie Hawn - Actress (First Wives Club)
John Surtees - F1/Motorcycling World Champion
Christopher Plummer - Actor (Danny Collins)
John Goodman - Actor (Roseanne, Big Lebowski)
Eileen Derbyshire - Actress (Coronation Street)
Michael Barrymore - Entertainer
Billy Connelly - Stand up Comic, Actor
Ratko Mladic - Bosnian Serb War Criminal
Dickie Bird - Cricket Umpire
Bruce Forsyth - Presenter

dee_62
1. Jack Charlton (1935) - Back Home  CAPTAIN
2. Norman Greenbaum (1942) - Spirit in the Sky  VICE CAPTAIN
3. Paul Simon (1941) - Bridge over Troubled Waters
4. Art Garfunkel (1941) - Bridge over Troubled Waters 
5. Freda Payne (1942) - Band of Gold
6. William "Smokey" Robinson (1940) - Tears of a Clown
7. Ray Dorset (1946) (Mungo Jerry) - In the Summertime
8. David William "Dave" Edmunds (1944) - I Hear you Knockin'
9. Rolf Harris (1930) - Two Little Boys (retained from my 2016 list)
10. Dana (1951) - All Kinds of Everything 
11. Tony Burrows (1942) (Edison Lighthouse) - Love Grows (Where my Rosemary Goes)
12. Nobby Stiles (1942) - Back Home
13. Sir Bobby Charlton (1937) - Back Home (retained from my 2016 list)
14. Norman "bites yer legs" Hunter (1943) - Back Home
15. William "Billy" Cox (1941) (Hendrix Experience) - Voodoo Child

DavidMcG
1. Murray Walker - F1 commentator (cap)
2. Kirk Douglas - actor (vice cap)
3. Bobby Heenan - wrestling manager
4. Matthew Corbett - the sooty guy 
5. Fernando Ricksen - footballer
6. Jake Lamotta - Boxer
7. Greg Gilbert - Singer
8. Jessi Zazu - Singer
9. David Prowse - actor
10. Iggy Pop - singer
11. Stan Lee - comics
12. Christopher Tolkien - JRR's boy
13. Barbara Bush - first lady
14. Hugh Hefner - porn ledge
15. Frank Oz - puppeteer

[Spain]

microdave
Fernando Ricksen Footballer (Capt)
Pope Benedict Former Pope (vice Capt)
Bruce Forsyth Entertainer
Jim McLean Football manager
Prince Phillip Royal
Kirk Douglas Actor
Paul Gascoigne Footballer
Jack Charlton  Footballer
O.J. Simpson American Footballer etc
Kanye West Rapper
Clive James Journalist
Keith Richards Rolling Stone
Vera Lynn Forces sweetheart
Donald Trump U.S. President
Michael Schumacher F1 Driver 

shotgun
Ian Brady                                    - Serial Killer     (Captain)
Peter Sutcliffe                              - Serial Killer     (Vice Captain)
Charles Manson                          - Serial Killer
John Childs                                  - Serial Killer
Donald Neilson                            - Serial Killer
Dennis Nilsen                              - Serial Killer
Peter Tobin                                  - Serial Killer
David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)     - Serial Killer
Rosemary West                           - Serial Killer
Steve Wright                                - Serial Killer
Roy Whiting                                 - Serial Killer
David Bieber                                - Serial Killer
Levi Bellfield                                 - Serial Killer
Douglas Vinter                              - Serial Killer
Ian Huntley                                   - Serial Killer 

qos_75
1 – Christy Dignam – Irish Musician ©
2- Bruce Forsyth - Variety entertainer (v)
3- Clive James, Australian TV Presenter and writer.
4 -  Dick van Dyke – American Actor
5- Bill Maynard - Actor
6 - Jane Freeman, Welsh Actress, Ivy from Last of the Summer Wine
7- Peter Sallis; Voice of Wallace in Wallis & Gromit
8- Brian Cant, Childrens TV Presenter of 70s & 80s.
9- Katie ‘Jordan’ Price. Media whore with big plastic tits 
10-  Errol Christie – Ex Boxer
11- Olivia de Havilland, Actress
12- Fernando Ricksen – Ex Dutch footballer
13- Johnny Ball - Former TV presenter and father of Zoe Ball.
14- Denis Norden: TV presenter
15- Neil ‘Razzor’ Ruddock – Former footballer

Weesiecodal
Joost van der Westhuizen (45), Rugby union player. Captain
Bruce Forsyth (88) Massive chinned, talentless TV darling. Vice Captain
Prince Philip (95) Old lizard
Kirk Douglas (100) Stroke victim, deliberately trying to outlive his son, just for spite
Fernando Ricksen (40) Footballer
Pope Benedict XVI (89) Dodgy old German
Stefan Karl Stefansson (41) Robbie Rotten in Lazy Town
Gerald Kaufman (86) politician
Jill Gascoigne (79) Actress
Marieke Vervoort (37) Belgian Paralympic athlete
Malcolm Young (63) Legend
Leah Bracknell (52) Actress
Val Kilmer (56) Batman
David Hockney (79) Artist
Danny MacAskill (30) Total mentalist on a bike. I will be gutted if he wheelies off, but having recently watched his film of The Final Jump, it's not anywhere near impossible, and I'm hoping he would be a solo pick too

Arabdownunder
Stefán Karl Stefánsson (captain)    Icelandic actor
Joost van der Westhuizen (vice captain)    Egg chaser
Leah Bracknell    Emmerdale farmer
William Perry    American egg-baller AKA the Fridge
Jimmy Snuka    Rassler
Valerie Harper    Actor
Bruce Forsyth    Nice to see you
Jim McLean    Football manager & bampot
Desmond Tutu    Seth Efrican archbishop
Julian Assange    Honorary Ecuadorian
Ian Brady    Moors murderer
Glen Campbell    Rhinestone cowboy
Ian "Molly" Meldrum    Aussie twat in a hat 
Clive James    Professional smartarse
Prince Phillip    Casual racist

Ross.
1) Fernando Ricksen 27/07/76 (Captain)
2) Billy Connolly 24/11/42 (Vice Captain)
3) Sir Sean Connery 25/08/30
4) Rod Stewart 10/01/45
5) Prince Philip 10/06/21
6) Paul Gascoigne 27/05/67
7) Oscar Pistorius 22/11/86
8 ) Michael J Fox 09/06/61
9) Billy McNeil 02/03/40
10) Ozzy Osbourne 03/12/48
11) Bruce Forsyth 22/02/28
12) Steven Hawking 08/01/42
13) Charlie Sheen 03/09/65
14) Bashar Al-Assad 11/09/65
15) Hugh Hefner 09/04/26

the snudge
Meatloaf /Singer/Captain
Noam Chomsky /Philosopher / Vice Capt
Michael York /Actor
Kirk Douglas / Actor
Toni Braxton /Singer 
Randy Quaid /Actor
Ronda Rousey /MMA
Richard M Sherman /Composer
Ian St John / Ex Footballer 
Bruce Forsyth /TV Personality 
President Assad /Syrian Prez 
Ron Flowers /Footballer 
Ray Wilson /Footballer
Andy Roxburgh /Football
Oscar Groening (Oskar Gröning in Germany) /Nazi War Criminal

JustOneCornetto
Errrol Christe (Captain)                 Boxer
Shannen Doherty (Vice Captain)  Actress
Anthony Booth                              Actor
Steve Sumner                              NZ Footballer                                   
Joe Jackson                                 Michael's Dad
Glen Campbell                              Singer
Harry Dean Stanton                      Actor
Olivia De Haviland                        Actress
Kirk Douglas                                 Actor
Marianne Faithfull                         Singer
Tony Iommi                                   Black Sabbath
Ian Martin                                      Comedy Writer
Ian Brady                                      Serial Killer
Lech Walesa                                 Solidarity
Bobby Moncur                              Footballer

Lex
1) George Bush Snr - CAPTAIN
2) Sir Bruce Forsyth - VICE CAPTAIN
3) Sir Bobby Charlton
4) Jimmy Carter
5) Dustin Hoffman
6) Stuart Hall (Broadcasting pedo)
7) HRH Prince Phillip
8 ) Michael Heseltine
9) Pele
10) John Greig ( Old Club old captain )
11) Gary Player (golfer)
12) Andrew Fairlie ( Scottish TV Chef and 2 michelin star restaurant owner at Gleneagles )
13) Billy McNeil ( Ex Ceptic captain and manager )
14) Lawrence Tauread aka Mr T.
15) Hilary Clinton

aberfeldy
Theresa May England PM Captain
Jackie Stewart. Racing Driver Vice Captain
Angus Young AC/ DC
Paul Nicholas. Pish Actor / Singer
Elizabeth Estensen. Emmerdale Liver Bird
Gordon Banks. One Eyed Goalkeeper
Gordon Brown. One Eyed Ex Politician
Penelope Keith. Posh Good Life Actress
Ken Dodd. Tax Evader
Lester Piggot. Another Tax Evader
Craig Whyte. Ex Owner of Rangers
Dickie Davies. Mallen Streaked World of Sport Frontman
Johnathan King. Una Paloma Blanca
Geoff Boycott. Old Rounders player
HM Queen. Heavy Cold Suffering Monarch

 

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Sloop John B
Big Van Vader - Wrassler 
Superstar Billy Graham - Another Wrassler
Fernando Ricksen - *** - VC
Clive James - Has had 3 months to live for the past 5 years
Bruce Forsyth - Nice to see you, to see you die. 
Shannon Doherty - 90210
Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale Actress - Captain
Gordon Banks - Keeper
Denis Law - Forward
Donald Trump - A heart attack waiting to happen
Suge Knight - Death Row Founder
Vera Lynn - Daily Mail Icon
Sean Connery - Shoon to be deceashed
Albert Finney - Actor
David Prowse - Darth Vader to go the way of the Death Star.

10menwent2mow
Fernando Ricksen © - 40- Terrible dribbler
Paul Gascoigne (vc) - 49 - Future UN Secretary General
Freddie Tylicki - 30 - Ex-jockey
Bruce Forsyth - 88 - Yewtree escapee
Rolf Harris - 86 - Yewtree detainee
Joost Van Der Westhuizen - 45 - Saffer Scrum Half
George North - 24 - Welsh Winger
Nick Blackwell - 26 - retired boxer
Donald Trump - 70 - Aberdeenshire businessman
Michael Schumacher - 47 - Piste off
Michael Fish - 78 - weather man
Michael Heseltine - 83 - thatchers minion
David Attenborough - 90 - god
Barry Davies - 79 - mic smith
Roger Moore - 89 - bond

54_and_counting
Billy McNeil (Captain)
Bruce Forsyth
Micheal Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Charlie Sheen
Roger Moore
David Attenbrough
George Bush Snr
Jimmy Greaves
Fernando Ricksen
Angela Lansbury
Prunella Scales
Rolf Harris
Stuart Hall
Ian McKellan

shieldhillsmithy
Capt - Marieke Vervoort (37, Belgian paralympian)
Vice Capt - Stefan Karl Steffanson (41, Icelandic actor best known for playing Robbie Rotten in Lazytown)
3 - Gerald Kaufman (86, Labour MP)
4 - Leah Bracknell (52, Emmerdale actress)
5 - Colin Meads (80, former All Black)
6 - Steve Sumner (61, former Kiwi footballer)
7 - Greg Gilbert (Age unknown, lead singer of the delays)
8 - John Wetton (67, English musician)
9 - Steve Hewlett (58, BBC journalist)
10 - Mario Soares (92, former president of Portugal)
11 - Jimmy Snuka (71, WWF legend)
12 - Michael I (95, King of Romania)
13 - Nobby Stiles (74, 1966 World Cup winner)
14 - Glen Campbell (79, American musician)
15 - Tony Booth (85, English actor)

19QOS19
Prince Phillip ©
Billy Connolly (VC)
Queen
David Cronenburg
Ken Dodd
David Attenborough
Ricky Tomlinson
Cliff Richard
Trevor McDonald
Annette Crosbie
Louise Fletcher
Jack Nicholson
Joe Pesci
Bruce Forsyth
Teddi Hedren

RadgerTheBadger
Liz Dawn - Actress (Corrie) CAPTAIN
Kirk Douglas - (Actor) VICE - CAPTAIN
Billy Connelly - Actor/Comedian
Angela Lansbury - Actress(Murder She Wrote)
Eileen Derbyshire - Actress (Corrie)
Elton John - Musician
Keith Richards - Musician
Aretha Franklin - Musician
Paul Gascoigne - Rangers, Spurs, Lazio etc
Bobby Charlton - England 66
Nobby Stiles - England 66
Bruce Forsyth - Just An All Round c**t Really
Valerie Singleton - Blue Peter
Dennis Skinner - Politician
Duke of Edinburgh - Benefit Scrounger

Christophe
C - Hugh Hefner - celebrity sugah daddy
VC - Bob Barker - game show zombie
Bill Cosby - American savile
Jackie Stallone - Rockys maw, CBB contestant
Charlie Sheen - actor/professional fuckup
Beverly Clearly - author
Prem Tinsulanonda - Former Prime Minister and Regent of Thailand 
Ted Cruz - US politician 
Courtney Love - musician/groupie
Yoko Ono - musician/groupie
Ozzy Osbourne - musician
Prince Charles - Royal family 
Dick van Dyke - actor/chimbley sweep 
Keith Richards - musician/grim reaper's waiting room regular
Caitlyn Jenner - Kardashian faither/tranny 

Eednud
1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of Liz
2. Alan Gilzean - one of my heroes and hope he doesn't
3. Michael Caine (captain) - Alfie actor
4. Bill Wyman - a stoned beast
5. Sophia Loren - had nice tits
6. Jack Nicholson - probably dead for years and been using a body double
7. Robert Duvall - crap football manager
8. Keith Richard - ex mate of no. 4 and he has to go sometime.
9. HRH Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands (the ex Queen)
10. Mohamed Al-Fayed - Princess Di conspiracy theorist and fucked Fulham.
11. Dame Maggie Smith - beyond her prime
12. Pele - share's same birthday as me
13. James Kelman - writer
14. Jimmy Armfield - no bad commentator and player in his day for a pom
15. Elliott Gould - not a very good actor

BalticSaint
Billy Graham - Preacher (Captain)
Donald Trump - Builders Merchant /  Windfarm Protester (Vice-Captain)
Prince Philip - Gigolo
QE2 - HRH
Harrison Ford - Actor
Diego Maradona - Footballer
Michael Schumacher - F1 Driver / Skier
Paul Gasgoine - Footballer
Billy Connelly - Comedian
Kirk Douglas - Actor
Bill Cosby - Comedian
Dalai Lama - Preacher
Honor Blackman - Actress
Allan McGraw - Footballer / Manager
Bruce Forsyth - TV Presenter

DBA
CAP: Joost van der Westhuizen - Former Rugby Player
Vice-CAP: Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka - Former Wrestler
Andrew Fairlie - Michelin Star Chef
Bruce Forsyth - TV Legend
Billy Graham - Christian Evangelist
Leah Bracknell - Actress
John Edward Szeles - The Amazing Jonathon
Jerry Maren - Wizard of Oz Munchkin
Gord Downie - Singer (Tragically Hip)
Kevin Murray - "Flat-Cap" Regency Gunman
Prunella Scales - Actress
Glen Campbell - Country Singer
Shannen Doherty - Actress
Terry Jones - Monty Python
Wayne Bent - Lord Our Righteousness Church Leader

 

[Spain]

alta-pete
Jan Michael Vincent Actor (Airwolf, etc)   CAPTAIN
Joost van der Westhuizen (rugby, etc)     VICE CAPTAIN
Val Kilmer (swollen tongued actor - Iceman, Batman, etc)
Rodney Bewes (70s Sitcom Actor - Likely Lads, etc)
Richard O’Sullivan (70s Sitcom Actor - Man About the House, etc)
Sir Frank Williams (Team Principal)
Fernado Ricksen (didn’t nob Jordan apparently)
Sir Bruce Forsyth
Clive James (Guardian columnist)
Glen Campbell (country & western singer)
Kenny Sansom (footballer and al fresco diner)
Freddie Starr (karaoke singer in Fuengirola)
Dale Winton (sunk without trace)
Dave Prowse (Darth Vader, cancelled all international gigs)
Gordon Mcqueen (footballer and sometime chain smoker)

ToBeSomeone
Frank Ifield – singer – 30/11/37 (cpt)
Frankie Valli – singer – 3/5/34 (vice)
Frank Windsor – actor (Z Cars) – 12/7/27
Polly James – actress (Liver Birds) – 8/7/41
Jack Smethurst – actor (Love thy Neighbour) – 9/4/32
Bob Hawke – Aussie PM – 9/12/29
Peter Thompson – Aussie 5x open winner – 23/8/29
Robert Wagner – actor (Hart to Hart) – 10/2/30
Leonard Ernest “Nipper” Read – Policeman caught the Kray twins/boxing administrator – 31/3/25
Bill Lucas – oldest surviving British Olympian – 16/1/17
Raymond (“Ray”) Illingworth – Mr Cricket – 8/6/32
Billy J Kramer – Musical megastar – 19/8/43
Bernard Cribbins – actor/comedian – 29/12/28
Marty Wilde –  Kim’s Dad/singer – 15/4/39
Bill Withers – singer (lovely day) – 4/7/38

thisal
Glen Campbell. Country Singer (capt)
Bashar al-Assad. President of Syria. (Capt.)
Mel Brooks. Comedian Director.
George HW Bush Sr. Former US president.
Duke of Edinburgh.
Alan Brazil Former footballer radio presenter.
Paul Gascoigne
Val Kilmer Actor.
Lestor Piggott. Former Jockey.
Buddy Greco. Singer pianist member of ratpack.
Jill St John. Bond Girl
Ann Jones Former Wimbledon Champion.
John Noakes. Blue Peter presenter.
Rodney Bewes. Actor
Richard Baker. Former newsreader. Broadcaster.

Spartans Telly
Phill the greek - Royle family my arse. Captain
Liz the queen - grief from Pip above. Vice C
Michael Fish - A change in the weather
Katherine MacGregor - little hoose
Shane MacGowan - won’t reach 60
Patti Smith - stink like a piss factory
Iggy Pop - passenger no more
Doris Day - que sera sera
Leslie Phillips - ding dong
George Bush (senior) - 41st prez
Shakin' Stevens - behind the green door
Jim Bowen - hits the bullseye
Denis Norden - it’ll be alright
Bono - fingers crossed
Mamie Van Doren - "All the great sex symbols are dead; Harlow is dead; Mae West is dead; Dietrich is dead; Marilyn is dead; and I'm not feeling too well myself." wid

Wilkinson1988
Fernando Ricksen - captain - football player
Joost van der Westhuizen- vice captain - rugby player
Hugh Jackman - Wolverine, likes to sing these days
Toni Braxton - singer
Morgan Freeman - legend
Michael Watson - boxer
Charlie Sheen - disease riddled sex addict
Lindsay Lohan- junkie
Danny DeVito- legend
Stephen Hawking - computer
The Queen - cow
Prince Philip - cows racist husband
Paul Gascoigne - Raol Moats pal
Bruce Forsyth - Auld c**t
Sir Alex Ferguson - Football manager

bazdons
1 eman ahmed and el aty - Big girl
2 Sally jones/ white widow - Freedom fighter/naughty girl/total wid
3 John cantlie - War photographer/Isis guest
4 sharan Alexander - Worlds heaviest sportswoman
5 Paul gascoigne - Drunk
6 Jill gascoigne - No relation
7 shannen docherty - Hot witch
8 Gordon banks - English keeper
9 Brian may - Astrophysicist apparently
10 terry jones - Cross dressing python
11 Valerie harper - Yank actress
12 Richard o Sullivan - Man aboot the hoose
13 Desmond tutu - Social activist
14 juan pedro Franco salas - Big dude
15 tommy gemmell - Apparently he's a big cat

sureiknow
Glenn Campbell  (singer)
Kirk Douglas  (actor )
Robert Ito  ( actor )
Bernard Hepton  ( actor )
Mel Brookes  ( actor director  )
Windsor Davis  (actor )
Peter Salis  (actor )
Jimmy  Carter (president )
Sheila  Mercier ( actress )
Oliva de Havilland  ( actress )
Harry Dean Stanton  ( actor )
Glyn Edwards  ( actor )
David Prowse  ( actor )
Richard O'Sullivan  ( actor )
Prince Philip  ( Duke  of Edinburgh )

tree house tam
1. Paul Gascoigne  (captain)
2.The Queen 
3. Prince Philip 
4. Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi 
5.Hugh Hefner 
6. Bruce Forsyth 
7. Elton John 
8. Sylvester Stallone
9. June Brown 
10. Linsay Lohan
11. Meatloaf 
12. Fernando Ricksen
13. Sean Connery 
14. Barbara Windsor 
15. Billy Connolly  

The Master
Duke of Edinburgh (Captain)
The Queen (Vice-captain)
Donald Trump
Kim Jong-Un
Des Lynam
Vera Lynn
Peter Sallis
Ian Brady
Paul Gascoigne
Lord (Peter) Carrington
Frank Williams (the actor - there seems to be loads on Wikipedia)
Jim McLean
Bruce Forsyth
George H.W. Bush
Dennis Skinner

EdgarusQPFC
1. Kirk Douglas - CAPTAIN
2. George H.W. Bush - Vice Captain
3. Jimmy Carter
4. Mary Tyler Moore
5. Benedict XVI
6. Roger Moore
7. Martin Landau
8. Robert Wagner
9. Edward Furlong
10. Doris Day
11. Jerry Lewis
12. Dick Van Dyke
13. Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh
14. Paul Gascoigne
15. Bruce Forsyth

 

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Mo Wonderboy
Alfie Deyes (Annoying c**t from YouTube that my Mrs sits listening to) **CAPTAIN**
Zoe Sugg (Girlfriend of above annoying c**t) **VICE CAPTAIN**
Rob Kardashian (Waster From Fame Hungry Family)
Ricky Lamar Hawk AKA Silentó (Some young rapper)
Rico Rodriguez (Wee chubby actor)
Lance Stroll (Posh boy driving expensive cars)
Max Verstappen (Less posh boy driving expensive cars)
Ethan Couch (Not as good a driver as the last two on my list)
Venus Angelic (Daft cow thinks she is a doll)
Sidney Royel Selby III AKA Desiigner (Another young rapper)
Malala Yousafzai (Political activist)
Tyger Drew-Honey (The result of some accidental Ben Dover scene)
Joey Badass (Another Rapper)
Keith Cozart AKA Chief Keef (And...Another Rapper)
Meghan Trainor (Chubby singer)

cal234ey
Jimmy Snuka - Wrestler (Captain)
Gord Downie - Singer (Vice Captain)
Errol Christie - Boxer
Valerie Harper - Actress
Paul Gascoigne - Footballer 
Morrissey - Singer
Linda Ronstadt - Singer
Steve Gleason - NFL player
Fernando Ricksen - Footballer
Clive James - Author etc
Joost van der Westhuizen - Rugby Player
Bill Kenwright - Everton Chairman
Vivian Campbell - Guitarist
OJ Brigand - Former NFL player
Shannen Doherty - Actress

Aryj
1 – Captain – Fernando Ricksen - Footballer
2 – Vice – Gordon Downie - Musician
3 – Bruce Forsyth – Presenter
4 – Joost van der Westhuizen - Rugby
5 –  Burt Reynolds - Actor
6 – Cher - Musician
7 – Clive James – Author/TV host
8 – Steve Gleason – NFL player
9 – Kareem Abdul Jabbar – NBA legend
10 – John Mcvie- Musician
11 – Tommy Chong - Actor
12 – Brian Kennedy - Musician
13 – Val Kilmer - Actor
14 – Michael Gambon - Actor
15 – Jimmy Carter – US president

Expatowner
1. Sir Colin Meads - big Kiwi rugby legend [Captain]
2. Sir Charles K Kao - Fibre Optic fella [Vice-Captain]
3. Sir Tom Farmer - a Kwik-fit fitter
4. Kim Jong-un - Korean Chairman
5. Jiang Zemin - Chinese General Secretary
6. Imelda Marcos - Filipina shoe-a-holic
7. Basher Hafez al-Assad - President of Syria
8. Colin Friels - actor
9. Valerie Harper - actress
10. Jill Gascoine - actress
11. Glen Campbell - singer
12.  Boris Spassky - Russian chess champion
13. Malcolm Young - AC/DC guitarist
14. Desmond Tutu - South African Bishop
15. Joost Van Der Westhuizen - South African rugby player

I'm Brian
Robert Mugabe  President of Zimbabwe
Jimmy Carter Ex President of USA
Ringo Starr The least talented Beatle
Donald Trump - Dodgy President Elect of USA
Brigitte Bardot - Retired actress and animal rights activist
The Queen - Current Head of State of the UK
Ozzy Osborne - Frontman of Black Sabbath and reality TV star
Pele - The greatest footballer ever
Doris Day - Retired Actress
Justin Bieber - Mentally unstable pop star
Kirk Douglas - Retired actor
Olivia De Haviland - Star of Gone With The Wind
Billy Graham - American Evangelist
Carl Reiner - American Writer, director and actor
Henry Kissinger - Former US secretary of state

nessies long lost ghost
Joost Van Der Westhoozen - Rugby - Captain
Fernando Rickson - Football - Vice Captain
Billy Connolly - Comedian
Donald Trump - Future US President
Michael Hesiltine - Former Tory MP
David Jason - Comedian
Robert Mugabe - Zimbabwe President
Kenny Richey - Former Death Row Inmate
Claire Hollingsworth - Former Journalist
Lynne Stewart - Lawyer
Hosni Mubarak - Former Egypt President
Clive James - Author
Billy Graham - Buckled Religious c**t
Howard Becker - Sociologist
Jurgen Habermas - Sociologist

lolls
Joost van der Westhuizen (c)
Prince Philip (VC)
Glen Michael
Paul Gascoigne
Johnnie Beattie (Now You See It/River City - Not the ex rugby player)
Fernando Ricksen
Gerard Depardieu
Bruce Forsyth
Murray Walker
Rodrigo Duterte (President of the Philippines)
Donald Trump
Chuck Berry
Glen Campbell
Tim Curry
Val Kilmer

ditots
Paul Gascoigne (footballer)   CAPTAIN
Sean Connery (Actor, Tax dodger)  VICE CAPTAIN
Jack Charlton (footballer, manager)
Queen Liz II  (The Queen)
Prince Philip (racist & Queen's hubby)
Kirk Douglas (I'm Spartacus!!)
Clint Eastwood (Actor and Politician)
George Bush Snr. (Former US President)
Jimmy Greaves (Footballer, pundit)
Mikhail Gorbachev (Former Soviet Leader)
Robert Mugabe (murderer)
David Attenborough (naturalist)
Bruce Forsyth (TV Host)
Vera Lynn (singer)
Prunella Scales (Actress)

paulathame
Douglas Hurd --cap   bunch of old politicos and a greek
Lord Peter Carington  ( second )
Gerald Kaufman
Prince Phillip
Jimmy Carter   bunch of old yanks 
Bush senior
Henry Kissinger   
Buzz Aldrin   out of this world hopefully
Jean-Marie Le Pen   french Nazi
Clive James    got to be this time 
The Queen    I want an extra day off work
Mikhal Gorbachev    russki with a bad face day 
Robert Mugabe   old bad guy might die with his massive birthday cake
Bruce Forsyth   he should be for the hot foot shuffle to hell
Billy Graham    tv god botherer 

Fuctifano
Leah Bracknell (captain)- fairly certain I had a pre-internet teenage w**k over her so this feels particularly unsavoury but that's the game
The next 5 are on the list til they die or I do - Joost vd Westhuizen (vc)
Billy Graham (preacher)
Billy Graham (wrestler)
Clive James
Glen Michael
Mix of new and old from last year - Glen Campbell
Sinead O'Connor
Bruce Forsyth
John Lambie ( :()
John Newman (singer)
Neil Harvey (cricket)
Gay Byrne
Colin Meads (NZ rugby)
Sara Coward (the Archers)

[Spain]

Billy Jean King
Leah Bracknell (ex Emmerdale actress) *capt*
Fernando Ricksen *vice capt*
Joost Vander Westhaizen
Freddy Jones (current Emmerdale actor)
Kirk Douglas
Bruce Forsyth
Robert Mugabe
Jimmy Carter
Lester Piggot
Paul Gascoigne
Valerie Harper
Ozzy Osbourne
Glen Campbell
Edith McArthur (Scottish ex High Road actress)
Sir Colin Meade (NZ rugby legend)

Albino Rover
Leah Bracknell - shit Emmerdale actress - CAPTAIN
Gord Downie - tragically ill Canadian rocker - VICE CAPTAIN
Helen Fawkes - BBC reporter
Steve Hewlett - Radio 4 broadcaster
Clive James - professional Dead Pool tease
Stephen Hawking - specky physics geek
Valerie Harper - crap TV actress
James Wiley Smith - better known as WWF’s Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka
Fernando Ricksen - the Dying Dutchman
Joost van der Westhuizen - death is Joost around the corner
Cher - got to #1 in the ‘70s with a song about Airdrie fans
Malcolm Young - “electric” guitarist
Ian Brady - kid killer
Ayman al-Zawahiri - Al Qaeda extremist
Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi - Daesh-ing with death

harry94
Paul Gascoigne (49) – ©
Jimmy Greaves (76) - v©
George H. W. Bush (92)
Barbara Bush (91)
Jimmy Carter (92
Dick Van Dyke (91)
Hugh Hefner (90)
Ian St John (77)
Doris Dey (91)
Tommy Chong (78)
Kanye West (39)
Rolando McClain (27)
Lamar Odom (37)
Morrissey (57)
Kathy Bates (68)

bluetoon87
Bruce Forsyth, Captain
Meatloaf, Vice Captain
Stephen Hawking
Fernando Ricksen
Paul Gascoigne
Prince Philip
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Anastacia
Robbie Coltrane
Ian Brady (moors murderer)
Cher
Joni Mitchell
Ricky Hatton
Michael Barrymore
Queen Elizabeth the second

Sherrif John Bunnell
'Superfly' Jimmy Snuka - Murderous wrestler - CAPTAIN
Bruce Forstyh - Nice to see him, to see him dead - VICE CAPTAIN
Big Van Vader - Obese wrestler
The Sandman (Jim Fullington) - Wrestler who likes a fag and a bevvy.
Sabu (Terry Brunk) - Wrestler who likes steel chairs to the skull
Superstar Billy Graham - The wrestler, not the preacher
Kamala the Ugandan Giant (Jim Harris) - diabetes ridden wrestler. Not actually Ugandan
Fernando Ricksen - Shoogly firework enthusiast on a shoogly peg
Queen Elizabeth II - Soon to be dead monarch
Prince Phillip - Soon to be dead Greek widower
Leah Bracknell - Ex Emmerdale, heading for the big Woolpack in the sky
Clive James - Immortal Aussie
Bernie Madoff - The Reaper isn't falling for one of his Ponzi schemes
Donald Trump - Soon to be the world's most famous bullseye
Hosni Mubarak - He's in de-nile if he thinks he's got much longer

meden89
1.) Fernando Ricksen (Captain)
2.) Leah Bracknell (Vice)
3.) Kirk Douglas
4.) Bruce Forsyth
5.) Michael Scumacher
6.) Keith Richards
7.) Pete Docherty
8.) John Wetton
9.) Glen Campbell
10.) Prince Phillip
11.) Shannen Docherty
12.) Macauley Culkin
13.) Nobby Stiles
14.) George Bush Snr
15.) Paul Gascoigne

Indale Winton
Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale actress - (Captain)
Shannen Doherty - American Actress from Beverly Hills 90210 - (Vice Captain)
Sir Colin Meads - New Zealand Rugby Union legend
Rico Constantino - WWE Wrestling Star
Archbishop Desmond Tutu - African religious Leader
Joost Van Der Westhuizen - South African Rugby Union legend
Rev Billy Graham - US Evangelist
Clive James - Austrailian Author, TV presenter
Fernando Ricksen - Dutch footballer
Valerie Harper - US Comedy Actress, star of 'Rhoda' show
Meat Loaf - US Rock singer
Val Kilmer - Hollywood actor
Freddy Starr - UK Comedian
Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka - Fijian born WWE wrestling star
Sir Bruce Forsyth -  UK Entertainer

Lichtgilphead
Leah Bracknell 12/07/64 Emmerdale Actress (Captain)
Gord Downie 6/2/64 Tragically Hip singer (Vice Captain)
Joost van der Westhuizen 20/2/71 SA Rugby player 
Valerie Harper 22/8/39 Rhoda/Mary Tyler Moore Show
Wilko Johnson 12/7/47 Feelgood guitarist
Billy Graham 7/11/18 God botherer
Daisy Berkowitz (Scott Putesky) 28/4/68 ex Marilyn Manson Guitarist
Malcolm Young 6/1/53 ex AC/DC guitarist
Ian Brady 2/1/38 Mass Murderer
Paul O'Grady 14/6/55 Crap C4 presenter
Liz Dawn (Vera Duckworth) 8/11/38 Corrie Actress
George Bush (Senior) 12/6/24 Soon to be dead Ex-President of the USA
Jimmy Carter 1/10/24 Another soon to be dead Ex-President of the USA 
Mikhail Gorbachov 2/3/31 Commie
Michael J Fox 9/6/61 Back to No Future

Ned Nederlander
Marieke Vervoort - Belgian Paralympian (C)
Greg Gilbert - Singer (V)
John Rigas - Crook
Ted Mack - Australian Politician
Iain Brady - C*nt
Rt Rev Michael Perham - Former Bishop of Gloucester
Debbie Rowe - Mrs Jackson
Christy Dignam - Irish Singer
Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale Actress
Gord Downie - Tragically Sick Tragically Hip Singer
Simon Ricketts - Journalist
Joost van der Westhuizen - Eternal Springbok
Stefán Karl Stefánsson - Robbie Rotten Luck
Steve Gleason - American Footballer
Mao Kobayashi - Japanese Newscaster

Ben Twilly
CAPTAIN Kirk Douglas 09/12/1916 - this year it must be his turn.
VICE CAPTAIN Ian Brady 02/10/1938 –moors murderer, recalled to the 2017 team
Henry Kissinger 27/05/1923 - German born US of A Secretary of State.
Pete Murray 19/09/1925 - Radio One DJ back in the day. 
George Bush Snr 12/06/1924 - George Bush Juniors dad
Berry Gordy 28/11/1929 - its time to face the music for the Inventor of Motown
Billy Graham 07/11/1918 christian evangelist aka bible bashing fruitcake
Burt Reynolds 11/02/1936 – it’s time for this actor to Deliverance me some points 
Tommy Docherty 24/04/1928 [Football Manager]– its full-time for the Doc
Fats Domino 26/02/1928 –singer Ain’t that a Shame I think he might die this year
Albert Finney 09/05/1936– famous Actor
Harry Gregg 27/10/1932 – Footballer & survivor of Munich air crash
Dennis Nilsen 23/11/1945 – serial killer, it’s time for a return to the headlines by dying 
Bill Maynard 08/10/1928 – Comedian Heartbeat, The gaffer etc
And finally Richard Baker 15/06/1925 - Newsreader back in the day

 

[Spain]

The Naitch
Marieke Vervoort - Paralympian (10/05/79) *CAPTAIN*
Fernando Ricksen - footballer (27/7/76) *VICE CAPTAIN*
Joost van der Westhuizen - rugby player (20/2/71)
Dame Vera Lynn - singer (20/3/17)
Peter Sallis - actor (1/2/21)
Billy Graham - evangelist (7/11/18)
Gudrun Ure - Supergran (12/3/26) 
George Bush Snr - former US President (12/6/24)
Clive James - broadcaster (7/10/39)
Ian Brady - bad man (2/1/38)
Olly Croft - BDO founder (17/11/29)
Bruce Forsyth - ‘entertainer’ (22/2/28)
Estelle Harris - actress (4/4/28)
Jimmy Carter - former US President (1/10/24)
Lex Gold - former SPL chief (14/12/40)

pawpar
1.    Shannen Doherty - Actress (12/04/71) Captain
2.    Bruce Forsyth - TV Presenter (22/02/28) Vice Captain
3.    Meat Loaf - Singer (27/09/47)
4.    Valerie Harper - Actress (22/08/39)
5.    John Newman - Singer (16/06/90)
6.    Glen Campbell - Singer (22/04/36)
7.    John Noakes - TV Presenter (06/03/34)
8.    Gina Miller - Hates Brexit (19/04/65)
9.    Prunella Scales - Actress (22/06/32)
10.  Leah Bracknell - Actress (12/07/64)
11.  Val Kilmer - Actor (31/12/59)
12.  Joni Mitchell - Singer (07/11/43)
13.  Tony Bennett - Singer (03/08/26)
14.  Sinead O' Connor - Singer (08/12/66)
15.  Harry Belafonte - Singer (01/03/27)

Gareth_Glasgow
Bruce Forsyth (entertainer, 1928) - C
Glen Campbell (musician, 1936) - VC
Marianne Faithfull (musician, 1946)
Gary Glitter (beast, 1944)
Billy Joel (musician, 1949)
Daniel Johnston (musician, 1961)
Kris Kristofferson (musician, 1936)
Tom Lehrer (musician, 1928)
Shane MacGowan (musician, 1957)
Liza Minnelli (daughter, 1946)
Sinead O’Connor (musician, 1966)
Linda Ronstadt (musician, 1946)
Grace Slick (musician, 1939)
Phil Spector (producer, 1939)
Brian Wilson (musician, 1942)

amnarab
Glen Campbell c.singer capt
Prunella Scales Mrs Fawlty vice
Mary Tyler Moore
Vic Damone singer
Ian St John ex footballer
Bobby Brown ex Scottish goalkeeper
Joost van der Westhuuizen
Jimmy Carter
Robert Hardy actor
Bernard Hepton actor
King Harald V of Norway
Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg
Frank Bough
Paul D Boyer Biochemist NPP
Johnny Mathis singer

Miguel Sanchez
LITERARY ELEVEN: Cormac McCarthy (20/7/33) (Captain)
Toni Morrison (18/2/31) (Vice-captain)
Don DeLillo (20/11/36)
Philip Roth (19/3/33
Alice Munro (10/7/31)
Thomas Pynchon (8/5/37)
V.S. Naipaul (17/8/32)
James Kelman (9/6/46)
Alasdair Gray (28/12/34)
Margaret Atwood (18/11/39)
A.S. Byatt (24/8/36)
OTHER AULD c***s: Ray Reardon (8/10/32)
Bruce Forsyth (22/2/28)
Kirk Douglas (9/12/16)
Paul Gascoigne (27/5/67)

weirdcal
Bruce forsyth (captain)
Cliff richard
Gazza (footballer)
Ian Brady (moors murderer)
Malcolm Young (acdc)
Clive James (tv, predicted own death)
Joost van der Westhuizen (rugby person
Fernández ricksen (firework enthusiast)
Hosni murbarek (Egyptian bloke)
Michele Morgan (French actress)
Peter Sutcliffe (nice guy)
Queen Elizabeth ii
Stan lee
Liz dawn
Ozzy Osborne

sleazy
Fernando Ricksen - captain
Ian Brady - vice capt and general scumbag.
Rolf Harris - antipodean singer, comedian, painter, paedo
Billy Connolly - comedian
Bruce Forsyth - game show chap
Bill Cosby - alleged sex offender, alleged U.S comedian
Barry Manilow - singer, 'Mandy' and other stuff
Julie Andrews - singer and flying nanny
Meatloaf - another singer
Lady Gaga - as above
Clive James - Aussie comedian
Glen Campbell - country singer
John Hurt - actor
Pele - the footballer
Lindsay Lohan - actress?

pub car king
The queen CAPTAIN
Duke of Edinburgh VICE CAPTAIN 
Bruce Forsyth
Kirk Douglas
Peter Sallis 
Jimmy Carter
Glen Campbell 
Donald Trump
Jackie Stallione 
The Iron Sheikh
Sean Connery 
Harry Dean Stanton
William Daniels
Valerie Harper
June Brown

Sweaty Morph
Glynis Johns - Actress CAPT
Paul Gascoigne - Alcoholic/footballer VICE CAP
Ken Dodd - Comedian
Doug Ellis - Ex Villa Chairman
Queen Elizabeth II - Monarch
Geoffrey Palmer - Actor
Jimmy Carter - Former US president
Bruce Forsyth - "Entertainer"
Dick van Dyke - Cockney chimney sweep
Doris Day - Singer/Actress
Kirk Douglas - Actor
Vera Lynn - Forces sweetheart
Windsor Davies - Actor
Bernard Cribbins - Actor
Angela Lansbury - Actress

pleslie99
1. Prince Phillip
2.Gazza
3.Cliff Richard
4. Pele
5. Donald Trump
6. Stephen Hawking
7. Murray Walker
8. Bruce Forsyth
9. Clive James
10. Gordon Banks
11. Jimmy carter
12. Billy Graham
13. Michael Schumacher
14. Hugh Heffner
15. Jack Nicklaus

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tamthebam
1) Alan Simpson (Captain) - Wrote Hancock and Steptoe and Son
2) Tommy Docherty (Vice Captain)- Shagged Mrs Brown and managed Man United in the 70s
3) Ray Galton - Wrote Hancock and Steptoe.
4) Tom Baker- THE Doctor Who who might need a doctor...
5) Ken Dodd- Liverpudlian funnyman and slave owner of diddy men
6) Donald Trump- haven't had a US President assassinated for a while. Come back Lee Harvey Oswald..
7) Gordon Banks- fluked a save against Pele in the 1970 World Cup
8 ) Nobby Stiles - rhyming slang for piles and one of a number who cheated West Germany out of a world cup win
9) Geoff Hurst - two goal "hat trick hero" and cheating b*****d
10) Prince Philip - Greek racist
11) David Hockney - chain smoking Yorkshire artist
12) Roy Wood -Wizzard singer may do a disappearing act
13) Glen Michael- TV hero of my youth and 90 years young but I'll have a Cavalcade if I get points
14) Richard Dawkins-geneticist and non-God Botherer.
15) Graeme Garden - if he goes, goody, goody yum yum...

GordieBoy80
Prince Philip ©
Paul Gascoigne (VC)
Jo Guest
Jim Ross aka Good ol' JR (wrestling commentator)
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (former wrestling manager)
Kenny Sansom
Donald Trump
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Charlie Sheen
The Queen
Betty White
Doris Day
Ron Mailer (Pars' 1961 Cup winning captain)
Vladimir Putin

djchapsticks
1. George HW Bush - Former President, father of warmonger - Captain
2. Billy Graham - Televangelist, rich on misery - Vice Captain
3. Pele - Footballer, impotent
4. Paul Gascoigne - Footballer, drunk
5.Ken Dodd - 'Comedian', Knight
6.Shane McGowan - Pogues frontman, blitzed
7. Brian Wilson - Beach Boys frontman, takes everything
8. Doris Day - Singer, old
9. Vera Lynn - Singer, older
10. Roger Moore - Actor, Bond
11. Terry Funk - Wrestler, mental
12. Jerry Lawler - Wrestler, sleazy
13. Jake LaMotta - Boxer, Raging Bull
14. June Brown - Actress, smokes fags
15. RuPaul  - Erm, drag queen?

Enigma
Sean Connery - Bond, James Bond
Terry Jones - Monty Python
Tam Dalyell - Mad former MP
Stephen Hawking - Professor
Henry Kissinger - We'll be missing ya
Michael Schumacher - F1
George H. W. Bush - Ex President
Joost van der Westhuizen - Rugby
Fernando Ricksen - Football
Billy Connolly - Comedian
George R. R. Martin - Game of Thrones
Rodrigo Duterte - Mad President
Nicolas Maduro - Bad President
Brian Matthew - Sounds of the 60s
Paul Gascoigne - Basket case

chomp my root
Marieke Vervoort – Hell on wheels, only a trip to Switzerland away from release.
Joost van der Westhuizen – perennial DP’er (ooh err) and fan of odd shaped balls.
Helen Fawkes – journo and famous for being on the BBC, not the cancer, honest.
Suge Knight – All round good guy, NFL player, music producer, rapper….. prisoner.
Kanye West – all round good guy and tainted by the curse of the Kardashians…fud.
Daisy Berkowitz/Scott Putesky – Guitarist and arse cancer afficianado and only a bum note from the Stairway to Heaven
Jessi Zazu – Those Darlin’s guitarist and also likely to take the stairway to heaven
Greg Gilbert –  The Delays front man, another guitarist who spent many an hour practicing the stairway to heaven
Baby Peggy/Diana Serra Cary – Early child star and historian, pretty remarkable woman.
Totalbiscuit – Youtubing geek, has a wife apparently……
Dynamite Kid – British wrestler, not a clue other than he sounds pretty fecked.
Valerie Harper – Mary Tyler No More.
Steve Sumner – Kiwi footballer and TV pundit…..and fecked.
Big Liz, AKA The Queen – the British Zsa Zsa, famous for being famous, and freeloading off the public.
Pope Benedict XVI – come in number 16 your time is up.

Cardinal Richelieu
Jennifer Saunders 
Billy Connolly
Jake the Snake Roberts
Stephen Fry
Lindsay Lohan
Kate Moss
Felicity Kendal
Lynn Faulds Wood (ex-Watchdog Presenter)
Lana Del Rey
Hulk Hogan
Kurt Angle (wrestler)
Bret 'the Hitman' Hart (wrestler)
Ricky Hatton
Mary Wilson, Baroness Wilson of Rievaulx (Harold Wilson's wife)
Clarissa Eden, Dowager Countess of Avon (Anthony Eden's wife)

JamieStevenson
1. Fernando Ricksen (Captain) - 40, Footballer.
2. Greg Gilbert (Vice-Captain) - 39, Singer.
3. Joost Van Der Westhuizen - 45, Rugby.
4. Jimmy Snuka - 73, Wrestler.
5. Leah Bracknell - 52, Actress.
6. Val Kilmer - 57, Actor.
7. Ian Brady - 78 , Moors Murderer.
8. Glen Campbell - 80, Singer.
9. Bruce Forsyth - 88, Entertainer.
10. Big Van Vader - 61, Wrestler.
11. Michael Schumacher - 47, F1 Racer.
12. Paul Gascoigne - 49, Footballer.
13. Nobby Stiles - 74, Footballer.
14. Chevy Chase - 73, Actor.
15. Ronda Rousey - 29, MMA Fighter.

Once A Rover always a Rover
Peter Sallis - actor
Phil the Greek - Royal idiot
Benedict XV! - Retired Pope
George Bush Snr - ex President
Henry Kissinger - Yank politician
Daniella Westbrook - alleged actress
Clive James - chat show bloke
Jake LaMotta - geriatric boxer
Lester Piggott - tax cheating jockey
Olivia De Haviland - ancient actress (captain)
Jill Gascoine - actress
Leah Bracknell - actress (vice captain)
Fernando Ricksen - ex dead Rangers player
Gordon Banks - Engerlund goalie
Mary Tyler Moore - actress

gingette
1 Captain: Ian Brady
2 Vice Captain: Bruce Forsyth
3 Kirk Douglas
4 JImmy Carter (form US president)
5 Prince Phillip
6 Clive James
7 Fernando Ricksen
8 Donald Trump
9 Doris Day
10 Bernard Madoff (financial Crook)
11 Pele
12 Adam West
13 Joost van der Westhuizen
14 Bob Newhart (actor)
15 George H W Bush (the first one)

Njord
Marieke Vervoot - took herself off the dignitas list , nailed on. 
Stefan Karl Stefansson - soon to be Cotton
Leah Bracknell - buying the farm
John Wetton - turning Crimson as we speak
Jill Gascoigne - dead eyes.
Jet Black - after cremation
Robbie Shepherd - dance on his grave
Catherine Wybourne - digital nun points last year, she's a keeper.
Errol Christie - from solo last year to popular pick.
Billy Simpson - ***
Bernard Gallagher - in the hole!!
Kenneth Cope - deceased
Simon Ricketts - journo who doesn't have rickets.
Steve Sumner - scored v us in 82
Mario Soares - to heaven.