port-ton Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 On the morton forum there's a growing trend of naming things that St Mirren have less points or wins than, which as hilarious as it is is wasted without the collective minds of P&B. So I'll start with a classic and feel free to add your own. By December, Morton centreback Thomas O'Ware has twice as many goals this season as St Mirren have points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 There is no way this will ever come back to bite me on the arse; More Tory MPs in Scotland than St Mirren have league wins Dunfermline have missed more penalties this season than St Mirren have points Dunfermline have missed twice as many penalties at home this season than St Mirren have goals scored at home in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Jack Baird has the same number of tooth marks on his arm as St Mirren have league wins this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoon Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Shull has almost double St Mirren's point tally as an IQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Bairn Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 20 minutes ago, GiGi said: Jack Baird has the same number of tooth marks on his arm as St Mirren have league wins this season. haha brilliant. have a greenie, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I've had my hole more times today than St Mirren have league wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Bairn Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 St M have had more managers than league wins this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I am engaged to more women than St Mirren have league wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Despite being so pish we'be only beaten a full time side twice in the last sixteen months (the same team, twice; guess who), Dunfermline have accumulated 50% more points against St Mirren than St Mirren have managed to accumulate in total this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Shamelessly stolen from the Morton forum - Rangers have died more times than St. Mirren have league wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC 1910 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 More fingers on one hand* Based on a typical hand which has 5 fingers (subject to questioning by the thumb brigade) and in no way seen as being `handiest` to those less fortunate who have less fingers, no fingers, no hands or indeed no arms at all to rest all the fuckers on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Morton have been in the bottom tier more times than St Mirren have league wins this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scosha Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 58 minutes ago, AyrshireTon said: Shamelessly stolen from the Morton forum - Rangers have died more times than St. Mirren have league wins. You're welcome Sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Scosha said: You're welcome Sir Greenied you here and on the Ton forum. As many folk have different usernames on here I didn't know if you were a P&B user. If it makes you any happier I'll delete mine and you can re-post it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scosha Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, AyrshireTon said: Greenied you here and on the Ton forum. As many folk have different usernames on here I didn't know if you were a P&B user. If it makes you any happier I'll delete mine and you can re-post it here. No problem mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Morton have been in the bottom tier more times than St Mirren have league wins this season. As have Thistle - 70-71 was the most recent IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scosha Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 You can just tell they'll get their first win tonight after this thread was started. The UK voted to leave the EU more times since St Mirren last won a league game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 While this thread was entirely called for, it'll be infinitely less fun if they win a few hours after it's started. As I type, Queen of the South take the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Dunning1874 said: While this thread was entirely called for, it'll be infinitely less fun if they win a few hours after it's started. As I type, Queen of the South take the lead. 1-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonnitus Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 26 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: 1-1 2-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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