throbber Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Happy Christmas yer arse, I pray god it's our last. Never heard of John Lennon? Obviously just used as they fit better into a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 This... similarly, no-one says "Merry New Year". Merry birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Merry Berry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 "Have a good one when it comes" covers most bases. Unless it actually has come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Merry Christmas[emoji319] Happy Christmas just doesn't sound right to me, but I suppose a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year actually sounds more apt than Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.If you're equating Merry with slightly drunk, then it depends whether it's Christmas or New Year. Possibly both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 It's still 3 fucking weeks away. My tree went up last night. The joys of living in a secular society. Seasons Greetings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: My tree went up last night. The joys of living in a secular society. Seasons Greetings! Shove your December tree up your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Shove your December tree up your arse. Merry December to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Scary Bear said: Happy December to you! FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 FTFY 'Tis the season to be happy. Unless some chav puts his tree up early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Scary Bear said: 'Tis the season to be happy. Unless some chav puts his tree up early. At least you waited until December 3rd For that reason, you can take the star off before you ram it. Don't say I can't get into the holiday spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 At least you waited until December 3rd For that reason, you can take the star off before you ram it. Don't say I can't get into the holiday spirit Broken Britain, gadge. The place is fucked. Deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 22 hours ago, HibeeJibee said: This... similarly, no-one says "Merry New Year". You've not seen Trading Places? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 What about, have a cool yule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 One of the Ayr United lads decided that "Season's Greetings" is a term invented by South Ayrshire Council to pacify the PC lobby. It was never used in Ayrshire until recently. The things you learn on P&B. Anyway, f**k yer Christmas - Happy Hanukkah to all the Jews and Gentiles among us. You've got an excuse for eight nights of depravity if you feel so inclined, lasting from Christmas Eve through to sundown on New Year's Day. Surely never a better time to become one of Yahweh's Chosen People (or to pretend to be, at least). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Merry Christmas from Grimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Who's going to be the first to own up using the term Father Christmas, when referring to Santa? Utter nonce behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 AWOOOGA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, supermik said: Merry Christmas from Grimbo. I refuse to believe that Grimbo Claus waxes his sack. It's also a bit more...erm...taut than I might have expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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