Venti Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 9 hours ago, lubo_blaha said: I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman. Could be a fatal error if Seamus is your binman. OT: Just set my alarm for the minimum amount of time I can get showered/dressed & make the bus. Sleep on said bus. Not a morning person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I've got my morning routine fine-tuned to eliminate any unnecessary waiting. Alarm set for 6:55. Hit snooze, goes off again again at 7:05 and I get up, put on slobbing-about house clothes. Walk to kitchen, put kettle on and insert bread into toaster. Arrange plate, mug with teabag, butter, milk etc. Walk to toilet, turn on hot tap as I enter. Have pish. Water is running hot as I return to tap (tank in loft, takes 20 secs). Wash hands & face. Return to kitchen. Kettle has just finished boiling - pour into mug. Feed cat. Toast pops. Butter toast. Stir tea & add milk. Sit with news on until 7:40, throw some lunch in my work bag, brush teeth, shite, back upstairs to put work clothes on and head out at 7:56 for the 4-minute drive to work. Like clockwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Some proper Patrick Batemans outing themselves here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Up 6.10 am . Ready 6.20am Pick son up 6.30am . Reach Govan 7.00am. Have toast n a cup of tea . Start 7.30 am. Miss out on tea n toast.crabbitt bassa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Wake up 7.30...remember I don't work anymore...go back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Usually up at 6.30, out the door by 7.30 and at my desk by 8.15.Just realised this thread is a goldmine for all local burglars. They now know when every c**t's house is empty in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Depends on when my shift starts. For a 9 start, I'll get up at 6, Go to the gym about 7, Leave, stop off somewhere for breakfast and grab my lunch before making it in for about half 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just realised this thread is a goldmine for all local burglars. Sounds like a Viz top tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I've been off on holiday for two weeks. Apart from taking the dug for a walk I've genuinely forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 25 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Annoying things you see on Facebook thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 35 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Annoying things you see on Facebook thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 7:20 - Wake up 7:30 - Wake up again 7:35 - Wake up and eat flakes 7:40-8:00 - Shit 8:05 - Get changed 8:15 - Leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 11 hours ago, Zetterlund said: I've got my morning routine fine-tuned to eliminate any unnecessary waiting. Alarm set for 6:55. Hit snooze, goes off again again at 7:05 and I get up, put on slobbing-about house clothes. Walk to kitchen, put kettle on and insert bread into toaster. Arrange plate, mug with teabag, butter, milk etc. Walk to toilet, turn on hot tap as I enter. Have pish. Water is running hot as I return to tap (tank in loft, takes 20 secs). Wash hands & face. Return to kitchen. Kettle has just finished boiling - pour into mug. Feed cat. Toast pops. Butter toast. Stir tea & add milk. Sit with news on until 7:40, throw some lunch in my work bag, brush teeth, shite, back upstairs to put work clothes on and head out at 7:56 for the 4-minute drive to work. Like clockwork. ^^^Wallace and Gromit IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Alarm set for 6.55am, straight up and into the shower, dressed, protein shake, pack food and leave at 7.20 for train and 730 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Up just after six. Shower, dressed and then over to the Mess for breakfast. Usually trundle to work at the back of seven. It's five minute walk and sees me there in plenty time for a half seven start, check the diary, see what nightshift have/have not achieved and ready for the first morning briefing at quarter to eight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 5 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: 7:40-8:00 - Shit I'd probably go and see a doctor if it takes you 20mins to dae a shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Up at 6:30am, shower, get dressed, ensure i have meds, phone etc with me, leave around 7am, walk to work arriving at around 7:20am ready to begin at 7:30am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Up at 6:45Half an hour stumbling about trying to make a coffeeCrump one out BathDressedBreakfast Check Jessica Nigri threadLeaveArrive at workDrink copious amounts of coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoin Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Alarm goes off at 10, hit snooze too many times, get up way too late at 10:40, get ready, miss my bus and be late most days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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