pub car king Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 So I've been to the optician and I need glasses for when I work on computers. Having had perfect vision for over 30 years I don't have a fucking clue how you go about buying the fucking things. What's better in store/online from a friend of a friend behind a pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Figure it oot yersel', ye daft specky c*nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Specky basturt! <<<< also a specky basturt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, pub car king said: So I've been to the optician and I need glasses for when I work on computers. Having had perfect vision for over 30 years I don't have a fucking clue how you go about buying the fucking things. What's better in store/online from a friend of a friend behind a pub. ^^^ 4 eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I've only ever bought them from a Specsavers shop, I've never bought online, though I recently saw the prices online and reckon I'll give that option a go next time I need a pair. I was called a "speccy basturt" the very day I got my first pair, by an Ayr United fan who was a slavering mess that Dumbarton had just beaten them to get their first three points of the season in November. He wanted a square go, the ginger c**t. It was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Most places will probably give you a free eye test, then it's just picking a frame and them ordering the lenses as per your prescription. I went from an independent firm to Asda opticians and they are 100% better in my experience. There's a lot of choices though so I would have a look about (no pun intended). I've ever bought online and probably won't so can't help you there. <<< also a specky b*****d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I have been wearing contact lenses since i was about 15 and glasses during the evenings when i take the lenses out, don't really like wearing glasses when I'm out in public. I got a free pair of glasses from Specsavers because i have a standing order due to my contacts but they aren't such a good selection. I always got mine from https://www.glassesdirect.co.uk just so long as you have your prescription handy so know what to order. I prefer a big thick rim myself so always know what to order but you might want to go into a shop and try a few pairs on so you know what you prefer and what ones will compliment the shape of your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 If it's reading glasses you're after Poundland will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Bought four pairs in-store at Specsavers over the last two years or so. I think I looked online each time but ended up feeling that I needed to actually see them in the shop before buying. Specsavers are good for the Golden Ticket thing they do, I got a pair of prescription specs in the summer for <£50 (should have been nearly £100) because I'd bought a pair in the last six months or something. "Look at the size eh they windaes!" was one of the first things a workmate said to me when he first saw me wearing glasses. They were quite large tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Get yourself laser eye surgery. Best thing I ever did. You specky c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I prefer a big thick rim myself We know. You talk about her often enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I have been wearing contact lenses since i was about 15 and glasses during the evenings when i take the lenses out, don't really like wearing glasses when I'm out in public. I got a free pair of glasses from Specsavers because i have a standing order due to my contacts but they aren't such a good selection. I always got mine from https://www.glassesdirect.co.uk just so long as you have your prescription handy so know what to order. I prefer a big thick rim myself so always know what to order but you might want to go into a shop and try a few pairs on so you know what you prefer and what ones will compliment the shape of your head. That doesn't surprise me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 That doesn't surprise me... What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: What? That your eyesight went downhill in your mid teens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 When I became a specky c**t I 1st went to 20/20. After selling the house and going on the game to pay for them I went to a more modest for eyes. Much better prices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: That your eyesight went downhill in your mid teens. Nah it was shite long before that, i just had enough of wearing glasses at 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Get contact lenses. <<< Vain speccy basturt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 My wife called me a specky c**t which is fucking rich considering she was blind as f**k until she got laser eye surgery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: When I became a specky c**t I 1st went to 20/20. After selling the house and going on the game to pay for them I went to a more modest for eyes. Much better prices 20/20 weren't too bad price wise when I used them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 See when you don't need specs but put on your workmates inch thick glasses, that's what my eyesight will be like when I'm leaving the pub tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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