welshbairn Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Is this in an office environment this took place in? A building site would be slightly less concerning. Why? What a strange thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Is this in an office environment this took place in? A building site would be slightly less concerning. yup, big office, 300 employees or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Why? What a strange thing to say. I have seen the state of many toilets on building sites and they leave a lot to be desired. Wouldn't have expected the same in an office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Seeing this thread reminded me of an apprentice at the council back in the 90's who was, lets just say a bit lax on personal hygiene. Some of the older guys tied his wrists to the inside of a cage on one of those pick up type vans and drove it through the fucking car wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Flybhoy said: Seeing this thread reminded me of an apprentice at the council back in the 90's who was, lets just say a bit lax on personal hygiene. Some of the older guys tied his wrists to the inside of a cage on one of those pick up type vans and drove it through the fucking car wash And did you learn your lesson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: And did you learn your lesson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I have seen the state of many toilets on building sites and they leave a lot to be desired. Wouldn't have expected the same in an office. Smearing shite all over a woman's cubicle is a bit different from a messy builder's bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Smearing shite all over a woman's cubicle is a bit different from a messy builder's bog. No doubting that but there could have been a woman's toilet that was rarely used by woman and some new worker went in and destroyed its innocence.Funnily enough every time I have heard a story of someone spreading shit on a wall it has always been done by a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Ah, so Tony is short for Antonia. Explains everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Flybhoy said: Seeing this thread reminded me of an apprentice at the council back in the 90's who was, lets just say a bit lax on personal hygiene. Some of the older guys tied his wrists to the inside of a cage on one of those pick up type vans and drove it through the fucking car wash This 100% happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Our office has also had another lunch-thief, resulting in the following "send to all" e-mail. The highlighted word provided extra "ooft" points. Meant to be mango . Quote Its a sad state of affairs when someone decides to steal another’s lunch. Whoever it was, I really do hope that you enjoyed the delicious taste of succulent pulled chicken, vintage cheddar cheese with spinach, tomato and mayo on a seeded roll. Followed up with a Mongo Activa yoghurt, Crisps, Mars bar and one of my five a day….a banana. You would have been like Winnie the Pooh eating honey. Shame on the culprit and I really do hope that karma catches up with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Wish I'd nicked that piece tbf - sounds delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Our office has also had another lunch-thief, resulting in the following "sen to all" e-mail. The highlighted word provided extra "ooft" points. Its a sad state of affairs when someone decides to steal another’s lunch. Whoever it was, I really do hope that you enjoyed the delicious taste of succulent pulled chicken, vintage cheddar cheese with spinach, tomato and mayo on a seeded roll. Followed up with a Mongo Activa yoghurt, Crisps, Mars bar and one of my five a day….a banana. You would have been like Winnie the Pooh eating honey. Shame on the culprit and I really do hope that karma catches up with you. So it was a cheese and ham piece then? They deserve to have their lunch stolen for patter like that. ETA chicken not ham, calling tesco value chicken roll pulled chicken is surely the biggest crime here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Chicken and cheese piece, strange combination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Our office has also had another lunch-thief, resulting in the following "send to all" e-mail. The highlighted word provided extra "ooft" points. Meant to be mango . Its a sad state of affairs when someone decides to steal another’s lunch. Whoever it was, I really do hope that you enjoyed the delicious taste of succulent pulled chicken, vintage cheddar cheese with spinach, tomato and mayo on a seeded roll. Followed up with a Mongo Activa yoghurt, Crisps, Mars bar and one of my five a day….a banana. You would have been like Winnie the Pooh eating honey. Shame on the culprit and I really do hope that karma catches up with you. Ross from friends ate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 20 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Our office has also had another lunch-thief, resulting in the following "send to all" e-mail. The highlighted word provided extra "ooft" points. Meant to be mango . This is a clear opportunity for everyone in the office to start sending emails complaining about more and more ridiculous sandwiches being pinched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Guy in my work texted one of our team to get a phone number so my colleague has texted him back the number for a gay chat line. Banter or bullying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 It would depend on a few things such as how well they get on and whether it has happened before. Personally, I'd never do that. Even if it's your best mate, how do you know that you won't fall out at some unspecified point in the future and they won't end up getting HR involved? I like to ensure that all my bullying remains undocumented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 10/05/2017 at 19:33, throbber said: ... every time I have heard a story of someone spreading shit on a wall it has always been done by a woman. What, every time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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