Newbornbairn Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Apparently a Stirling chap was pissing in the office lassie's water bottles, which they objected to after a while - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-38168327 Quote He was also seen taking an empty chewing gum container out of a bin, performing a sex act with it, and putting it on one of the women's desks. Have any P&Bers shagged a chewing gum container or similar confectionary receptacle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 I'm sure everyone will be desperate to share work based shenanigans with 8mile on the war path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 He must be hung like a mouse if he can pretend to shag a chewing gum container. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: He must be hung like a mouse if he can pretend to shag a chewing gum container. ...or Wrigley worm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Apparently a Stirling chap was pissing in the office lassie's water bottles, which they objected to after a while - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-38168327 Have any P&Bers shagged a chewing gum container or similar confectionary receptacle? That must have sent her into orbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 What a w****r. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 "I'll give you a wee bit Extra hen!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just a bit of harmless fun. Can't do anything these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Just bus banter m9s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 I once picked shite out my arse and threw it at a co-worker. Sprayed him down with a hose afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 1 minute ago, WeAreElgin said: I once picked shite out my arse and threw it at a co-worker. Sprayed him down with a hose afterwards. I once picked shite out of a hose and threw it at a co-worker. Sprayed him down with my arse afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Also, what this guy apparently did was masterbate into one of those 'bottles' of Extra chewing gum. I'd have put him in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 36 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Also, what this guy apparently did was masterbate into one of those 'bottles' of Extra chewing gum. I'd have put him in prison. He must have a cock like a grain of rice or incredible accuracy when he shoots his load. Each to their own and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Wummin eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 There's always somebody that takes things not just a bit too far but fucking monumentally too far! What a tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I once picked shite out of a hose and threw it at a co-worker. Sprayed him down with my arse afterwards. I once picked an arse out of a hose and threw it at a co-worker. Sprayed him down with my shite afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 My first thoughts when I heard he had wanked into a tub was of Throbber tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 My first thoughts when I heard he had wanked into a tub was of Throbber tbh. Wrong type of receptacle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: Also, what this guy apparently did was masterbate into one of those 'bottles' of Extra chewing gum. I'd have put him in prison. I think the judge said he wanted to in another article I had seen but was unable to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Imagine being this guys family and having this hanging over your heads, you would also be worried about how many meals/drinks you have had at his house and wonder what fluids of his you had consumed. Wouldn't like to be round at theirs for Christmas dinner anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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