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7 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

It would be a close run thing, but he is held in such esteem by the embarrassingly deluded that if he told them he'd be made immortal if they sacrificed their first born, some would comply.

Trump would tweak this and suggest the second born son.  He’d also offer to lead by example.

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26 minutes ago, BFTD said:

I was going to suggest he'd offer up his youngest daughter, but then remembered that Ivanka is his only daughter.

IVANKA. IS. HIS. ONLY. DAUGHTER.

There’s Tiffany as well, unless him musing in public that he’d wanted her aborted counts as formal disownment. 

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DJT has revised its FAQ’s twice to address how to prevent shares being used for short selling. Initially it was a short and simple “tell your broker to keep the shares in your cash account”.

The latest is much more in depth, and includes scaremongering and an actual copy of a letter to send your broker to prohibit allowance of the use of shares in a loan scheme to enable short selling.

Currently just below $30 a share.

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4 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

It wasn't Trump's pants, was it?

Mibbe Rudy Giuliani with a burner phone?

And that got me thinking that even if Trump gets back in and sets the US on the road to theocratic dictatorship, global nuclear war and the end of human civilisation, it will all have been worth it for Rudy's Four Seasons press conference. Mankind's greatest moment.

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  1. Fascism is bad, so overthrow democracy to get rid of the fascists.
  2. Here's a bunch of random quotes and lists of events.
  3. Beatles did 9/11.

RIP Detournement, we barely knew ye.

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