locheedfcno1 Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 180 at darts. Hole in one at golf. Hat trick at football ?? Had a few 180's playing darts. Never had a hole in one at the golf few hat tricks in juvenile football and Sunday football. Over to you pie and bovril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Scored a basket from my own key when playing basketball one night. Was actually a shit javelin pass to a team-mate that was so far astray that in went into the basket, rather than a genuine attempt at a shot, but hey-ho, they all count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 180 at darts. Hole in one at golf. Hat trick at football ??Had a few 180's playing darts. Never had a hole in one at the golf few hat tricks in juvenile football and Sunday football. Over to you pie and bovril Under 15s Scottish rugby plate runner up, played for Dundee at youth level, scored a few free kicks in my time as well. Not a lot of achievements outside football tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I won an egg and spoon race at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 There are a few highlanders that could win a three legged race on their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 There are a few highlanders that could win a three legged race on their own. We do have massive cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: We do have massive cocks. You're being bit harsh on yourself Bobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 You're being bit harsh on yourself Bobby. Doesn't make sense m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Won the player of the tournament at the 2003 beach 5s, Scotland's premier beach 5s. I got a different coloured T-shirt than everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Played four games of amateur football, even won one of them. Ran a marathon. Those are the extents of my sporting achievements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 7 wanks in the waking day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Hit 3 bull eyes with three consective darts. Ran 3 Marathons. Two of them under three hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Used to have sponsorships for cross country MTB etc (Marin, RST). Ruined my leg trying to get my moon dan for Taekwondo when I was 13. Played for the mighty Kick in the Pie FC. That's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 17 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: 7 wanks in the waking day. When I was about 14 or 15 I did twice that one sunday, of course in those days you had to make your own entertainment. My mum hadn't found my scud mag stash at the time, ah, happy days. I was an indifferent rugby player, a half decent cross country runner despite having the wrong build and an ok badminton player but that was about my limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I once saved a penalty playing in goal in an inter schools tournament. The ball actually hit the inside of the post and rolled slowly along the goal-line into my grateful arms. What I enjoyed most about it was the match report in the local rag which described it as a brilliant save. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Our head of PE fancied himself as Mr Sugden (Kes) and my rise though the ranks of school football was nearly complete until the fateful afternoon that I caught him square in the spuds with a ten yard rocket. f**k you Forsyth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Scored the winning goal in the Scottish IFA cup final Vs Killie.In my head I smacked a shot from 40 yards into the top corner. Reality, we were all fucked, I got the ball 20 yards out and, in mid cramp, managed to trundle the ball 21 yards towards the goal just passing their keeper. Even took cramp holding my arms above my head in celebration. Worth every bit of pain.....just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Didn't get picked last in football. Once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Turned Hearts into a major European force on CM 99/00..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I once ate six pies before half time at a Cowden match. Got some medals four football at primary school, rugby and mountain biking at high school and after a 20 year alcohol-fueled hiatus I picked up a couple of boxing medals. Low-rent Kim Jong Un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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