bob the tank Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I was given a quorn lasagna once without knowing. I could tell there was something not quite right with it, like they'd put something weird in it by accident. It was ok, not great, but ok. They eventually fessed up. It's edible but it's a poor substitute for the real thing. A big crowd of carnivores had quorn lasagne at my house a while ago, and nobody noticed until they were told it wasn't meat. It's all in the way it's cooked [emoji265][emoji265][emoji265] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 minute ago, bob the tank said: A big crowd of carnivores had quorn lasagne at my house a while ago, and nobody noticed until they were told it wasn't meat. It's all in the way it's cooked I agree. My favourite chilli is one made by a veggie (a pal's wife). Had it a couple of times before I realised there was no meat in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 It's been called for... here's my entry. (You know the gif). It's a Quorn "chicken" jalfrezi, with mushrooms, chopped onions, chickpeas, carrots & peas on a bed of basmati rice. Piece of pish to make all ingredients bought from Morrisons. Cheap as chips serves 4. I recommend a nice drop of Chianti with it. NEXT.... Grimbo Not really on a bed of basmati if its all mixed together, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Not really on a bed of basmati if its all mixed together, is it? It's my bed & I'll lie in it. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Grim O'Grady said: It's my bed & I'll lie in it. Grimbo It looks like a 3D model of Australia. That tattoo has brought out your artistic streak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Not really on a bed of basmati if its all mixed together, is it? Which brings us to the next question. If it's been mixed in on that plate why is there no residue around the awful looking meal? I think it's been a farmfoods microwave meal emptied straight onto the best plate he's got. Which frankly should be a lot better considering he had over 10 grand to buy new ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 46 minutes ago, tree house tam said: Which brings us to the next question. If it's been mixed in on that plate why is there no residue around the awful looking meal? I think it's been a farmfoods microwave meal emptied straight onto the best plate he's got. Which frankly should be a lot better considering he had over 10 grand to buy new ones. Very straight edges to the pile too... It's definitely straight out of a container. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 56 minutes ago, tree house tam said: Which brings us to the next question. If it's been mixed in on that plate why is there no residue around the awful looking meal? I think it's been a farmfoods microwave meal emptied straight onto the best plate he's got. Which frankly should be a lot better considering he had over 10 grand to buy new ones. Tree if you'd bothered to read my OP you'd understand that the rice was mixed in during the "baking" stage in the pan, simmering whilst I opened the vino, I did wipe a wee bit of residue off the plate prior to the pic being taken but it's quite gloopy so no much residue tbh, if it was a micro meal there'd have been far more residue all over the place. I am affronted that my minimal baking skills should be called in to question? The plates were her domain, if it was left to me they would have just been plain white or enameled white with a blue edged trim? So if you have a problem with the plates take it up with my missus. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I think your meal looks no bad, Grimbo. Not for me, but no a bad effort. However, imho, this isn't baking. It's cooking. You cook a meal or meth, you bake a cake or hash brownies...or so I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Tree if you'd bothered to read my OP you'd understand that the rice was mixed in during the "baking" stage in the pan, simmering whilst I opened the vino, I did wipe a wee bit of residue off the plate prior to the pic being taken but it's quite gloopy so no much residue tbh, if it was a micro meal there'd have been far more residue all over the place. I am affronted that my minimal baking skills should be called in to question? The plates were her domain, if it was left to me they would have just been plain white or enameled white with a blue edged trim? So if you have a problem with the plates take it up with my missus. Grimbo I'll give her arse an extra slap on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 On the subject of both baking and veggie options, Delia's vegetable lasagne is brilliant. http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/type-of-dish/pasta/roasted-mediterranean-vegetable-lasagne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 The biggest disgrace to come out of the entire suspect housefire and crispy pet saga, is that he chose to purchase them plates with the insurance payout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 My 11 yr old made these from scratch to take to school tomorrow. Probably to sell them to get money for drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 27, 2016 Author Share Posted September 27, 2016 53 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: The biggest disgrace to come out of the entire suspect housefire and crispy pet saga, is that he chose to purchase them plates with the insurance payout. f**k you, you c**t. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 My 11 yr old made these from scratch to take to school tomorrow. Probably to sell them to get money for drugs. ...or she has laced them with drugs, to take advantage of some poor boy in her class. I'll be warning my 11 year old to stay clear, for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Good to see baking on the bake off thread. Wee bit more icing but a good effort from the wee one. Welcome to the drug trade, sell people sell themselves, better off selling cakes to fat kids and taking drugs to stay skinny. Win win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 They're so moist they barely need icing. Very tasty. Hopefully we judged the heroin to rat poison ratio in the icing just right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Depends on the actual desired outcome. There is a growing population issue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Dark chocolate cake. Wild night in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Dark chocolate cake. Wild night in. Smear some on to the back of your white shorts to complete your doubly incontinent dafty look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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