WaffenThinMint Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I double checked just to make sure this wasn't a spoof - it isn't. "Our glorious leader Big Ted has decreed that for showing reactionary tendencies towards the five year plan, Humpty Dumpty & Hamble are to be shot behind the garden shed." Some of this is more than a touch scary: "We need loud voices, big placards and empowered children." James Clavell's "The Children's Story" writ large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Tedophiles . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Girth Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, WaffenThinMint said: I double checked just to make sure this wasn't a spoof - it isn't. "Our glorious leader Big Ted has decreed that for showing reactionary tendencies towards the five year plan, Humpty Dumpty & Hamble are to be shot behind the garden shed." Some of this is more than a touch scary: "We need loud voices, big placards and empowered children." James Clavell's "The Children's Story" writ large. Rangers loyals in strangeness shocker. Are Big Bear Bennett and Kuddly Kinky members? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I thought this was the Vanguard bears political wing when I read the title. Disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 "...children who will become pioneers in their own right" Wasn't the Soviet version of the Hitler Youth called the Pioneers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 22 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: "...children who will become pioneers in their own right" Wasn't the Soviet version of the Hitler Youth called the Pioneers? So is the Roman Catholic total abstinence movement. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_Total_Abstinence_Association Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Less of a parody than the Labour manifesto to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 13 hours ago, WaffenThinMint said: I double checked just to make sure this wasn't a spoof - it isn't. "Banner making guide" Its like a hamfisted pisstake of the Swappies. Just missing paper selling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted September 20, 2016 Author Share Posted September 20, 2016 The one comfort from all this is seeing how much everything John Fordell predicted has come true from The Modern Parents in Viz comic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Surprised I'm the first to post this legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hehawhehaw Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 On 20/09/2016 at 08:34, WaffenThinMint said: I double checked just to make sure this wasn't a spoof - it isn't. "Our glorious leader Big Ted has decreed that for showing reactionary tendencies towards the five year plan, Humpty Dumpty & Hamble are to be shot behind the garden shed." Some of this is more than a touch scary: "We need loud voices, big placards and empowered children." James Clavell's "The Children's Story" writ large. "The first thing that a totalitarian regime tries to do is to get to the children, to distance them from the subversive, varied influences of their families, and indoctrinate them in their rulers’ view of the world" Socialist's eh. Wit are they like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 On 20/09/2016 at 19:31, Jacksgranda said: So is the Roman Catholic total abstinence movement. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_Total_Abstinence_Association Well, in my opinion, they can go and get fucked Oh hang on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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