HTG Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37196629 Brilliant picture here of man trapped in a bog in Norway - a real Trainspotting moment if you will. Any P&Bers ever found themselves raking around in shite in a toilet and unable to get out? I particularly liked the quote "I didn't think twice" - ain't that the truth lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 A friend (RIP - though not as a result of this incident) made the mistake of going into some high tech bog during a night out in Dunfermline. It had a swivelling metal door a bit like this.. When he was in doing his business a very large amount of scaffolding was placed against the door. No idea how he wasn't crushed to death when the door opened and it all crashed in on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Quite a feat of lack of co-ordination, but someone from my work managed to fall full-length into one of those metal urinal troughs on a night out a few years ago. We were memorably given the information by a wee old guy who came out of the toilets, came over to our table and told us: "I think your big pal's having a bit of trouble in there." "How - what's he doing?" "I think it was the backstroke..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Mentioned on here before, but I managed to get locked in my own bathroom overnight (eventually managed to smash the doorframe after much shoulder barging and bruising, would have been two nights otherwise), plus a lunchtime sentence in an industrial unit a few weeks ago. Locks breaking on in-swinging doors in both instances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I woke up one night, maybe morning. Had been out that night and must've drunk too much and gone all fuzzy/blacked out. Was on the cold floor of a pitch black cell (from feeling around in the dark it was about 6ft by 4 ft) and couldn't remember what I'd been lifted for. Accepted my fate and curled up again on the floor for some more sleep. Was woken up by some pretty heavy tactics. The door was getting slammed against my head so violently I thought it would break my neck. Then I recognised a familiar voice and realised this was not a cell but my show room and my wife didn't know why the door wouldn't open so was barging against it (my head being the thing stopping it opening). Must've gone for a piss and fallen asleep in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Those wacky Aberdeen fans: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Love the wee bit at the end of the original story, clarifying he was unsuccessful retrieving the phone, just incase anyone was in any doubt [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Hope if wasn't a blackberry. He'd be rummaging through shite for days and still wouldn't be able to identify it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I woke up one night, maybe morning. Had been out that night and must've drunk too much and gone all fuzzy/blacked out. Was on the cold floor of a pitch black cell (from feeling around in the dark it was about 6ft by 4 ft) and couldn't remember what I'd been lifted for. Accepted my fate and curled up again on the floor for some more sleep. Was woken up by some pretty heavy tactics. The door was getting slammed against my head so violently I thought it would break my neck. Then I recognised a familiar voice and realised this was not a cell but my show room and my wife didn't know why the door wouldn't open so was barging against it (my head being the thing stopping it opening). Must've gone for a piss and fallen asleep in there. yer cat must have been disappointed- probably had your carcass lined up for breakfast!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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