Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I shall kick off with the following: - Mowing the lawn - Giving imbeciles the vote - Murdering pets to put them out of their misery What are your 'necessary evils'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Going to work Keeping fit Not murdering people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Going to work Keeping fit Not murdering people I've managed to resolutely stick to 2 out of 3 of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Sobriety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 My cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 52 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've managed to resolutely stick to 2 out of 3 of these. Me too. I'm at work at the moment and I'm running a marathon on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Having to work to pay bills and not be classed as one of life's losers. Eating healthy food that tastes like aids so you're not an obese mink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Tolerating my family Resisting the urge to tell everyone to f**k off Humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Mobile phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Disappointment for supporters of the other team. (Pre-season okay but been missing out on this evil now the season is underway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you see those two weevils doctor? Dr. Stephen Maturin: I do. Capt. Jack Aubrey: Which would you choose? Dr. Stephen Maturin: [sighs annoyed] Neither; there is not a scrap a difference between them. They are the same species of Curculio. Capt. Jack Aubrey: If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response... Dr. Stephen Maturin: [Exasperated] Well then if you are going to *push* me... [the doctor studies the weevils briefly] Dr. Stephen Maturin: ...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth. [the captain thumps his fist in the table] Capt. Jack Aubrey: There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service... [pauses] Capt. Jack Aubrey: ...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Thanks for that, was wondering what to download on my kindle for going on holiday, might re read Patrick O'Brian, been about 20 years since the last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Thanks for that, was wondering what to download on my kindle for going on holiday, might re read Patrick O'Brian, been about 20 years since the last time. I aim to please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Not working. Tried going out to work recently, didn't suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 wimmin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 2 hours ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Humanity Evidence please that humanity is necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Women Menstruation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atfccfc Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I've managed to resolutely stick to 2 out of 3 of these. ^Successfully caught and killed Banana in 24 hours IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 The polisSent from a dark, dank hellhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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