J_Stewart Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Alan Stubbs said: I'm worried for Mon Dieu, sticking his head above the parapet and taking it to the power crazed mods like this. Be warned, plans are in place in case anything happens Mon Dieu, me or any of our associates. A team is on standby in Burkino Faso, ready to unleash an uncontainable assault of Lewis Stevenson posts. Last word on it. Big fans of the DECE Party if I remember rightly. A bunch of absolute top boys. Their movement has my support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Your Humble Narrator said: I went to school with a guy called Jimmy Norvall. No you didn't Magee. Stop telling lies all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Didier Drogba is the sickest poet out there fam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 The fantasist by the name of Magee His accounts number more than one hundred and three A greasy ponytail Alias after alias fail Catching a mobile phone Abuse in the home How long will this one last, we'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 36 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm desperately trying to think up a poem, but can't think of anything that rhymes with bovril Keith Harris and Orville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 20 minutes ago, Your Humble Narrator said: I went to school with a guy called Jimmy Norvall. I havent seen him in over 20 years though and cant think of a relevant way to shoehorn him into a Pie and Bovril based ditty so that idea is kind of fucked before it got started I guess. Go away Magee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 For fans of Scottish football to meet One no longer need pollute the street Ensconced with beer, far from the chill Remote piss taking's enabled, via pie & bov-ril When your team's being shite and your no happy You can take it out on an alcoholic, sevco chappie While Nizzy watches on like a gathering storm Stroking his banhammer to keep it warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 McGonnigal has nothing to fear here lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: McGonnigal has nothing to fear here lads. Shite. Doesn't even rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Shite. Doesn't even rhyme. McGonnigal has nothing to fear here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Nizzy is the captain of a ship... Better not pushed it. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 "Post, not the poster" is a total fallacy, when you're dealing with a liar like our old friend Magee, "Honestly I saw it, Henrik Larrsson cured depression, he caught a guys phone with me on a drinking session." No he fucking didn't, you greasy Walter Mitty, Your inability to stay away almost garners pity, But then you remember, he fibs in every thread he broaches, Even pretending to be a Dee by the name Dave Coaches, A fantasist, a weirdo, obsessed with P&B, Well we don't even like you, go on, f**k off Magee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, The Grass Is Greener. said: Nizzy is the captain of a ship... Better not pushed it. Is the ship a tanker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 There once was a mod called nizzyWho's head went rather fizzyIf you called him a b**stOr a paedo at leastThe ban hammer would be rather busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 There once was a poster named Deeboy Who'd frequently say *****/***** ahoy Fuelled by fryups and ching His posts they would zing 'Til the mods bannhammer deployed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Tynieness is not my miucker some say he's an ignorant fucker I pm'd hm with a greet but my post he did delete so there's no evidence to show that I never ever said m**go! now I'm suckered with a warning point forever & ever 'til I leave this joint. G-Bo(re) -5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 15 minutes ago, steelmen said: Is the ship a tanker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Fingers crossed that'll be sooner rather than later. Scotty tunbridge gets in a rage oh what a poster ever so beige never alone in his peek ever night shaggin his clique/sheep. Bleating away ever so mard always trying to get me barred not going to happen you beige muppet & that goes to the rest of your puppets. G-Bo(re) -3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 G'bo had a little cat its fur was white as snow but after Grimmy's house burnt down the cat turned into coal. where once the feline purred an meowed and licked it's white coat whispy oor grimbo fancied a Russian cruise so turned the poor c**t crispy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 37 minutes ago, philpy said: There once was a mod called nizzy Who's head went rather fizzy If you called him a b**st Or a paedo at least The ban hammer would be rather busy. I can't believe I just laughed at something philpy posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts