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Top 5 Scottish Footballers Who Sound Like Knights Of Old


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Amidst the terrifying metallic clang of weapons on armour and the whinnying of dying horses I present, The Top 5 Scottish Footballers Who Sound LIke Knights of Old.

SCOTS VANGUARD / MAIN SCHILTRON

1. Robbie Bruce; King of Scotland, Defender of Elgin

2. Angus Beith; 1st Duke of Gorgie Road

3. Ross Callachan; Sherriff of Kirkcaldy

4. Adam Frizzell; 6th High Steward of Kilmarnock

5. Simon Murray; Wolf of Badenoch and Tannadice

 

HOBLARS AND CAMP FOLLOWERS

1. Euan Bald; Earl Marischal, Berwick Ranger

2. Martyn Fotheringham; Count de Longueville and Forfar

3. David McGurn; Lord High Treasurer of the Goalie Gloves

4. Thomas Scobbie; Bishop of Perth

5. Douglas Imrie; The B6stard of Hamilton

 

PLANTAGENET INVADERS

1. Miles Addison; Constable of Rugby Park

2. Wesley Foderingham; Keeper of the Queens Net

3. Carl Tremarco; Baron of Wrexham and Macclesfield with loan spells at Darlington and Floriana.

4. Sir James Tavernier; Lord Grey of Ibrox

5. Lionel Ainsworth; Hotspur and Knight of the Shire.

 

 

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you want to cut down on the Walter Scott mate.

Some of Ye Peasants, criminals and layabouts:

Robbie the Horn, Minstrel

Brendan who Rogers- Irish rapist

Gary Naysmith - incompentent maker of horseshoes

 

 

 

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