Ya Bezzer! Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Amidst the terrifying metallic clang of weapons on armour and the whinnying of dying horses I present, The Top 5 Scottish Footballers Who Sound LIke Knights of Old. SCOTS VANGUARD / MAIN SCHILTRON 1. Robbie Bruce; King of Scotland, Defender of Elgin 2. Angus Beith; 1st Duke of Gorgie Road 3. Ross Callachan; Sherriff of Kirkcaldy 4. Adam Frizzell; 6th High Steward of Kilmarnock 5. Simon Murray; Wolf of Badenoch and Tannadice HOBLARS AND CAMP FOLLOWERS 1. Euan Bald; Earl Marischal, Berwick Ranger 2. Martyn Fotheringham; Count de Longueville and Forfar 3. David McGurn; Lord High Treasurer of the Goalie Gloves 4. Thomas Scobbie; Bishop of Perth 5. Douglas Imrie; The B6stard of Hamilton PLANTAGENET INVADERS 1. Miles Addison; Constable of Rugby Park 2. Wesley Foderingham; Keeper of the Queens Net 3. Carl Tremarco; Baron of Wrexham and Macclesfield with loan spells at Darlington and Floriana. 4. Sir James Tavernier; Lord Grey of Ibrox 5. Lionel Ainsworth; Hotspur and Knight of the Shire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 you want to cut down on the Walter Scott mate. Some of Ye Peasants, criminals and layabouts: Robbie the Horn, Minstrel Brendan who Rogers- Irish rapist Gary Naysmith - incompentent maker of horseshoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Rangers the third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sir Crawford of BaptieSent from a dark, dank hellhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Lord David Hutton of Butterfingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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