Fuctifano Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) Sore one for that lassie voted off first tonight, go on TV, get naked, get slagged for being fat based on your legs and arse , close up on your fanny, have to do a naked walk of shame off the stage, then go back to work on Monday. This boy is a throbber though, although fair enough for being honest and voting girls off for being too fat or too tall. The lassies hum and haw then pick the guy with the biggest cock. Edited July 13, 2017 by Fuctifano 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 14, 2017 Author Share Posted July 14, 2017 17 hours ago, Fuctifano said: Sore one for that lassie voted off first tonight, go on TV, get naked, get slagged for being fat based on your legs and arse , close up on your fanny, have to do a naked walk of shame off the stage, then go back to work on Monday. This boy is a throbber though, although fair enough for being honest and voting girls off for being too fat or too tall. The lassies hum and haw then pick the guy with the biggest cock. After much intellectual discussion this week, the girl with the biggest tits and the guy with the biggest knob got picked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DAVIDB69 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 The girl who decided she was gay now rejected a woman, as she had too much of a bush. Rejected bird said that if she was gay she would have to get used to that[emoji16] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 That was the best episode yet. Had the girl in the yellow booth been on before? Surely not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 22 hours ago, Fuctifano said: That was the best episode yet. Had the girl in the yellow booth been on before? Surely not. "I don't like grey pubes" - surely in the running for TV quote of the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 The fact that the obvious mental case (Q: why am I 43 and single? A: within 10 seconds anyone can see you're a lunatic) went for the bodybuilder with the massive cock (thought roids were meant to shrink you there tbf) in spite of the grey pubes was not a surprise, nor was the massive argument after the pump and dump. The Jesus boy with the semi-hot half-American lassie doing the same after saying "yeah I like collarbones and pubes" of which she had neither was a fine ending. Been really obvious last couple of weeks girls go for the guy with the big wang and the fat lassies get voted off first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Collarbones and pubes guy was a total c**t (in general, although fair play for pumping her and not bothering to text her) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 13 minutes ago, Fuctifano said: Been really obvious last couple of weeks girls go for the guy with the big wang and the fat lassies get voted off first. I've not see any of the new episodes but you'll find posts in this thread about the old ones confirming this is the singular point of this programme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellboy1991 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 The old body builder guy was also on another reality show about partying with Grandad in Florida during Spring Break with that tit Gary Beadle. Constantly mad with it and getting his cock out.... he's a dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I love this show. It's fucking amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I've just seen the one discussed above with the absolutely batshit old burd and the bodybuilder. Lucky escape for the boy. Plus judging by the amount of sun(beds) he gets he'd probably be dead before he managed to get her pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertlegend Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 (edited) No way was the crazy old dear only 43! Missed out her school years I think! Do you think the younger guys she was picking from had any choice in being possibly selected by someone that age? One guy was 27! I'd be be delighted I got voted off when I seen her! And for the guy to say, I didn't get your texts, wait and I'll check my phone now? Some balls on him. (Metaphorically, not his actual balls) Edited July 31, 2017 by Albertlegend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 So a girl I went on a couple of dates with is in the titles for this. Obviously didn't make the final cut as she's not in the future episode list. She's mad as a brush so I'm not surprised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 On 29/07/2017 at 21:28, Fuctifano said: The fact that the obvious mental case (Q: why am I 43 and single? A: within 10 seconds anyone can see you're a lunatic) went for the bodybuilder with the massive cock (thought roids were meant to shrink you there tbf) in spite of the grey pubes was not a surprise, nor was the massive argument after the pump and dump. The Jesus boy with the semi-hot half-American lassie doing the same after saying "yeah I like collarbones and pubes" of which she had neither was a fine ending. Been really obvious last couple of weeks girls go for the guy with the big wang and the fat lassies get voted off first. I wouldn't be voting the fat ones off, I love the larger ladies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gruppenfuhrer Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 On 29/07/2017 at 21:28, Fuctifano said: The fact that the obvious mental case (Q: why am I 43 and single? A: within 10 seconds anyone can see you're a lunatic) went for the bodybuilder with the massive cock (thought roids were meant to shrink you there tbf) in spite of the grey pubes was not a surprise, nor was the massive argument after the pump and dump. The Jesus boy with the semi-hot half-American lassie doing the same after saying "yeah I like collarbones and pubes" of which she had neither was a fine ending. Been really obvious last couple of weeks girls go for the guy with the big wang and the fat lassies get voted off first. you just knew when they went back stage she was probably on her knees within seconds giving head, and she got banged within inch of her life all night with a stupid big grin on her face and unable to walk/ or talk and s#it the next day, didnt see what they had to say on the' proper date' , what happened ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 So gym bunny bird goes on show saying she is looking for something different than her usual type it muscle bound idiot. Comes down to it and she picks pea headed muscle bound johnny bravo with the intelligence of trigger from only fools. She then obviously got nailed by him and realised he was a needy brain dead idiot and is back to square one after making herself look like a slag on national tv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Can't believe I still haven't watched this. Anyone from P&B applied to go on yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Yeah they knocked me back coz my cock is too big I imagine I'd have the same problem, only with my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Yeah they knocked me back coz my cock is too big I told you not to use my photo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Thought that gym girl was a transexual at first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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