Waspy Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Tarmac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Petrichor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Marzipan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Hard not to say this without sounding like a beast...but taking your wee wean out of the bath, towelling him/her dry, dusting its arse with Johnson's baby powder, adding a fresh nappy and a newly-laundered babygrow and handing 'it' over to its maw. Only parents will appreciate this point...but wee weans smell of heaven. You're 100% right mate, I totally agree.............you do sound like a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: You're 100% right mate, I totally agree.............you do sound like a beast. b*****d! Have a Charles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Petrol Cigar smoke Fresh coffee beans New leather shoes Fresh baking Melted chocolate Melted butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Garlic and onions frying as someone earlier said is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: You're 100% right mate, I totally agree.............you do sound like a beast. As a BTW what happened to your Airdrie boys last night? I phoned my auld dear at he back of 7 this evening, as per. She's an Airdrie fan and even, at 89, she was shaking her head at you. Sort yourselves out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 As a BTW what happened to your Airdrie boys last night? I phoned my auld dear at he back of 7 this evening, as per. She's an Airdrie fan and even, at 89, she was shaking her head at you. Sort yourselves out! I wasn't at the game I'm away just now mate. Can't comment. [emoji107]???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 WTF are you doing Chlamydia engaging that idiot Kincardine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Possibly dulse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Petrichor New cricket ball Candyfloss or other mainly sugary baked goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scosha Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 New car. Petrol. Cut grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Does Petrol in a new car smell doubly good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Deeboy said: Does Petrol in a new car smell doubly good? It's a bit of a b*****d if you've just bought a diesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 There's not been enough mention of the female genitalia on this thread. Let's face it, if there's a bucket* of petrol, a freshly mown lawn, a percolating coffee machine and a recently removed pair of pants from a lassie you like all within reach - there really is no contest. You'd be choking it back within seconds. *apologies for not remembering the name of the very specific petrol-carrying container that we all know exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Spoiler Jerry can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Spoiler Jerry can. f**k that's the one. Cheers deeboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Just now, pandarilla said: f**k that's the one. Cheers deeboy. Spoiler Jerry, supermarket own label Sailor Jerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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