deadasdillinger Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 I must have missed all those trophies that Stirling Albion won. Bringing Stirling into it after laughing at me for bringing up 10 in a row, loooool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 But it's not actually valid in Scotland though. All that effort for nought then. The third definition isn't valid in Scotland; the second definition, which I've been quoting, is. Game over, "chump". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Yeah, but they relegated United and that, which is worth much more than anything trivial like a trophy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Yeah, but they relegated United and that, which is worth much more than anything trivial like a trophy Swatting you villains down to your rightful place is just the start. You had your clear run. You achieved diddly more than the big dugs have. It's our time to pull away, I hope you don't have a dust allergy as we leave you in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Jenkins Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 106 years of hurt!!!!!...fuckin diddies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Let's take a look at the history of 'Dundeeing' the cup: 1910: Dundee 2 Clyde 2; Dundee 0 Clyde 0; Dundee 2 Clyde 1. Yes that's right folks - Dundee needed three attempts to avoid 'Dundeeing' their only success in the world's oldest club competition. 1925: Celtic 2 Dundee 1. Nothing to see here; move along. 1952: Motherwell 4 Dundee 0. The 'city team' being drubbed 4-0 by a provincial outfit. Complete and utter minter. 1964: Rangers (d.) 3 Dundee 1 2002: Rangers (d.) 1 Dundee 0 - spent over £20 million to win the trophy: still failed. 106 years of hurt. Inaccurate. Dundee lost to Rangers in the 2003 final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Inaccurate.Dundee lost to Rangers in the 2003 final. It's not the world's oldest club competition either. Really have to wonder about the mindset of someone posting that drivel straight after such an enjoyable end to a cup final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 We also never spent over £20m to win a trophy. A significant amount was for our two stands. I'm not sure they were eligible to play in the cup competitions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Dundee fans not at all bothered, nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Also stopped 10 in a row. I'm actually thinking of using this in my sig. after I get bored of shaming Elixir. A true beauty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 This is pretty funny. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Stirling Albion only represented an area of Stirlingshire before 2002 and therefore spent 92 of your 106 years of hurt as a provincial club. Dundee spent all 106 years as a city club and so are supreme, unchallenged failures in their class. Better luck next time. 57 years please. They only started business in 1945. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Was surprised to see Rangers Dundee it today, considering Hibs' track record of Dundeeing cup finals. DiDeeing surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Mind that time when Greenock Morton were top of the Scottish Football League and then bottled it completely as Partick Thistle romped home to the title and to be the undefeated champions of the longest-running football league in Scotland, to go along with their undefeated champion status of the Tennents Sixes? Mind how Morton then got pure cast iron relegated to the seaside leagues while Alan Archibald consolidated his side in the top flight? Morton aren't a "provincial club". They're pub team territory. What an actual minter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 I'm actually thinking of using this in my sig. after I get bored of shaming Elixir. A true beauty. You're not quoting me in a forum signature, surely not? A step too far. It was all just a bit of banter, don't let it get out of hand and do anything anyone will regret now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Mind that time when Greenock Morton were top of the Scottish Football League and then bottled it completely as Partick Thistle romped home to the title and to be the undefeated champions of the longest-running football league in Scotland, to go along with their undefeated champion status of the Tennents Sixes? Mind how Morton then got pure cast iron relegated to the seaside leagues while Alan Archibald consolidated his side in the top flight? Morton aren't a "provincial club". They're pub team territory. What an actual minter. Morton are the Lib Dems of Scottish football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Morton are the Lib Dems of Scottish football. That's offensive. Not even the Lib Dems have that many empty seats at their gatherings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfha Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 ​The 'provinces' in the context of Scotland being of course the historic counties: Renfrewshire, Ayrshire, Lanarkshire etc. So yes, Morton are indeed a provincial club in Scotland as opposed to the city clubs. Of that latter group, you have just been elevated to being the biggest historical failures. Gutted for you. Provinces are actually those places outwith the capital, so Glasgow can be included.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Yeah, but they relegated United and that, which is worth much more than anything trivial like a trophy This c**t gets it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Cant wait to see what the Dundee boys do to Rangers. More than a push ill bet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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