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 B'Jesus,the calendar has turned another page and its Clyde next week. The station master has a new broom to clean the platform to welcome the visiting Clyde support. B'Jesus the local shop is going to stay open till 2pm and the clubby staying open till 3pm. The big news from the village since Clyde were last here is that 5 new houses have been built by a housing association but nobody wants to move up here so they remain empty. on the downside the small community shop closed as ,well nobody went in. B'Jesus we  warmed up for the Clyde game by  giving Formartine ( remember them-beat you last year?) a right spanking. B'Jesus you guys must be feelin the pressure of a trip up to the village. Is Clyde a big town ? B'Jesus we will probably be playing you in the league next year,as youse aint going anywhere any time soon. B'Jesus Mart and Joseph we're all getting excited.See you Saturday. if youre coming by train watch your time,there is only one.

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 B'Jesus,the calendar has turned another page and its Clyde next week. The station master has a new broom to clean the platform to welcome the visiting Clyde support. B'Jesus the local shop is going to stay open till 2pm and the clubby staying open till 3pm. The big news from the village since Clyde were last here is that 5 new houses have been built by a housing association but nobody wants to move up here so they remain empty. on the downside the small community shop closed as ,well nobody went in. B'Jesus we  warmed up for the Clyde game by  giving Formartine ( remember them-beat you last year?) a right spanking. B'Jesus you guys must be feelin the pressure of a trip up to the village. Is Clyde a big town ? B'Jesus we will probably be playing you in the league next year,as youse aint going anywhere any time soon. B'Jesus Mart and Joseph we're all getting excited.See you Saturday. if youre coming by train watch your time,there is only one.

Sounds exciting...... 

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If this had a few more B'Jesus' chucked in I would swear you wrote it. Deluded pish. Whilst you maintain your throbber that beating formartine means something we will be travelling up to the arctic circle to give you diddies a tanking.


Bigging up that the beat Formanite but doesn't mention that Clyde won against Brora in the Scottish Cup a few seasons back. B'Jesus!
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Last train leaves Bumpkinville at 6 ... time for a consolation pint in the clubby before you head south.

Are there many planning heading to the arctic circle for this one?

I see the website has corrected their previous ommission ... Clyde Banana Skin... hopefully they'll fit in the fact Clyde failed to get a win last time they headed into our rarified atmosphere. 

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