mizfit Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Hopefully Tam makes a return in series seven, he was my personal favourite. Us frugal b*****ds needs to stick together. :lol: I genuinely hope there's a scene in the pub where he's slaughtered for voting no in the referendum cause he isn't paying £1.50 for a bus ride to town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Listen, son - it's fair tae say yer ma was fond ae her hole. "Might no be yours" "idays, fond of her hoalidays" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 "Know this ya ugly b*****d, I'm watching, you will fall! And when you do it's gonnae cost you 32 and a half grand!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Don't get me wrong, in ma heart I'd be rooting for ma pals but in my pocket would be a betting slip with "ned" and "dug" written on it. One of the best episodes in still game, when jack and victor go to the loony bin is utterly hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Smell ma fingers!! Get yersel tae... Get them smelt! It's the GOOD STUFF! Aaaaaah! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Aye, that'll be it, Jack. That's what a made us this morning - two pieces and shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Are Pars Fans! Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Your putting the beef on Jack - that's cause everytime after I pump yer maw she makes me a sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 ^ Completely made up quote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 It's nearly right!!! Boabby: [Jack and Victor enter The Clansman] Oh, here they come. Abbott and Costello. You're putting the beef on, Jack. Jack Jarvis: Aye, that's right. Everytime I shag your wife, she makes me a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Stevie....Stevie....Stevie... What ye gonnae dae eh? Chop yer baws aff and come back as yer sister 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner..... Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Stevie....Stevie....Stevie... What ye gonnae dae eh? Chop yer baws aff and come back as yer sister That's probably my favourite episode. Hilarious from start to finish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner..... Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner! "You didn't come in here with a stick." "Oh yes I did. Here it is" "Gie's ma stick, ya prrrick." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 'Naw it doesnae'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 Naw ye never. He doesn't say that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 "I've got to be that boys da, it can only be me" "Well..ye said yerself ye were aye falling out and arguing. She came to ma door one night, blubbin, calling you all the b*****ds. Taken her in, gave her comfort, we opened a wee hauf bottle and.." "And?" "Ah pumped her!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 "I've got to be that boys da, it can only be me" "Well..ye said yerself ye were aye falling out and arguing. She came to ma door one night, blubbin, calling you all the b*****ds. Taken her in, gave her comfort, we opened a wee hauf bottle and.." "And?" "Ah pumped her!" That's one of the best scenes they've ever done IMO. "It's him you wanty know out" "How?" "Well, he.. Done it first." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 "Kin ye see me now?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 15, 2016 Author Share Posted May 15, 2016 "Open the door I say, for I am a bogus gasman wae fake ID, and I'm here tae ransack yer hoose!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Can anyone recall a moment in Still Game when Victor casually tosses something for Jack to catch and Jack, in an affronted little disapproving voice, goes "Ayyyy! Throwin' hings!" I'm sure this happened in Still Game, but I can't remember the episode or circumstances. I swear I am not a crank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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