Hedgecutter Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Saw a guy recently with a scarlet face, other than the pristine white area in the shape of designer sunglasses. I found it difficult not to laugh tbh. On the subject of sun burn blisters, I remember getting my back covered in them as a kid in Southport. My mum absolutely adores the sun and must have a tan at all times, hence insisted I get as much sun as possible. Evidently she used low UV sun cream and decided to burst the blisters and rub after sun all over my back, from which I still remember the agony. Dunno if my hatred of strong sun stems from that, but the only time my back or legs see daylight is in a handful of spots when drying off from caving, kayaking etc. I'd estimate that head and lower arms aside, I get a total of 30 mins exposure to the sun per annum. I'm a sucker for cod liver oil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I don't get sunburn. I'm so tough that I just punch and kick the sun's rays back in to the atmosphere I got sunburned going for a walk in Dundee last month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I almost replied "wid" to that, but realised in time how it would be taken. Nice try, Your Eminence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I love this thread, but can't remember any female posters commenting- only to be met with pics or gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Looking forward to the inevitable YouTube clips of neds battling on Ayr beach with weather today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) Some very tidy sorts cutting about the Shore just now, confident the trend will continue although at a lesser extent on the Walk. Edited July 24, 2017 by Boostin' Kev -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 The latest Taps Aff weather has revealed that there are lassies wandering around with a woman's name tattooed on the small of their back. No matter whose name it is, that has to make doggy style awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: Lesbian? That was my first thought, but I've seen so many lately that it seems unlikely. One girl was with a lad with his wean's names tattooed on his neck, which leads to the horrible thought that she has her daughter's name stamped above her arse, and that's what he looks at when... Nonono, happy thoughts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Taps aff Pm magee and he'll fix it for you, if you've got chocolate biscuits in the hoose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Taps aff forecast for next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Oh yeah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Lovely day to be working in Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: Lovely day to be working in Fife. The waltzers busy? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 3 hours ago, throbber said: Lovely day to be working in Fife. I'll take "sentences I never thought I'd hear" for £250, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I work night shift but the last couple of nights in central Glasgow have featured all night running battles between clans of scantily clad women. Bit of a shame my desk isn't by the window any more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: Taps aff Quite mild in Glasgow, but not taps aff just yet sadly. Was quite glorious sitting out in the garden the past couple of nights, bring on the sunshine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Taps aff weather in Brechin. Currently enjoying a nice cold bottle in the garden for brunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Glorious on the Costa Del Solway. A few taps aff spotted down the beach earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Taps aff all day in Scotland’s Number One City. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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