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Grim O'Grady

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Sorry if it's already been done. I'm too hung-over to manage the search function.

Who is your too 5 Wids that are dead.

5. Queen Elisabeth 1st (just incase the other one croaks in the meantime).

4. Joan of Arc, seems a bit feisty

3. Maggie Thatcher, just to f**k her over for all the times she fucked us over.

2. Brigitte Anne-Marie Bardot, another French hottie.

And predictably

1. Norma Jeane Mortensen. No need to explain.

Grimbo

Is number 2 actually dead, if not I'll take seconds on 1.

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Well, necrophilia certainly wasn't what I expected to be reading about on P&B over my bacon rolls this morning.

Oh Grimbo :(

I wasn't suggesting they be done in their current state obviously Miley.

It was more of a time travel thing, if you will.

Grimbo

Eta I hope it's not crispy bacon?

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Tut tut tut.

What oh ffs I've not hit the lesbian alarm button again have I, sorry if Joan of A is a perfectly acceptable traveller of the other bus community. I'll just have tea & crumpets with her instead.

I can't speak French & I'm not sure how good her English is, it will still make for a pleasant afternoon & no discrimination of sexuality will be foisted from my side of the table, I've been burnt before, actually that's something we will have in common.

Grimbo

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No tuts from me - I approve.

Thatcher, though? :barf

If I've got the finishing off (possibly twice) with the Munroe, I'm sure I could thatch her for the sake of class war or something equally worthy justification?

Anyhoo before you pull me off the thatch snatch, how's about you stick up your 5?

Maybe we could make a game of it & you have to take my last one (not in a sloppy seconds kind of way) as your number 5? Etc.

Pass it on.

Grimbo

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5. Monroe - last players choice

4. Lulu - I'd like to make her SHOUT.is she dead?

3. Dianna Dors - bet she'd go like a barn door.

2. Mother Theresa - well she deserves better tbh.

1. Di princess of Hearts (not the football team)

Grimbo

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5. Monroe - last players choice

4. Lulu - I'd like to make her SHOUT.is she dead?

3. Dianna Dors - bet she'd go like a barn door.

2. Mother Theresa - well she deserves better tbh.

1. Di princess of Hearts (not the football team)

Grimbo

 

Lulu's alive and still touring.  ;)

 

Then I saw Mother Theresa.  :lol:

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What oh ffs I've not hit the lesbian alarm button again have I, sorry if Joan of A is a perfectly acceptable traveller of the other bus community. I'll just have tea & crumpets with her instead.

I can't speak French & I'm not sure how good her English is, it will still make for a pleasant afternoon & no discrimination of sexuality will be foisted from my side of the table, I've been burnt before, actually that's something we will have in common.

Grimbo

 

So was Joan!  :1eye

 

Grim having a mare again.  :rolleyes:

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Look out for Grimbo's upcoming crowdfunder to build a functional time machine for this purpose.

 

He's a good bloke - I'm in for a tenner, as is Future Dave.

 

Edit: I just realised who Future Dave came back to boink - abort, abort!!!   :shutup

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Agreeance with BB on Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn. Jayne Mansfield and Greta Garbo don't make my top 5 although they're obviously both wids. (I'm sure that up in heaven, they'll both be regretting that missed opportunity.) Diana is an absolutely widnot. One of the most overrated women of the 20th century.

 

Anyway...my list.

 

1. Audrey Hepburn

2. Grace Kelly

3. Paulette Goddard

4. Natalie Wid (see what I did there?)

5. Vivienne Leigh

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