Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, dorlomin said: This has to be the most brutally unfunny day of the year. The day after one of the funniest as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Just heard a Wickes advert on the radio for glass hammers. Clocked that one too. Even better that it was Jim White that read it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Got the bairn with a classic this morning. Into her room at 7.30 shouting "ITS BEEN SNOWING ITS BEEN SNOWING". Spoiler "No it hasn't daddy, its April fools day" she replied from under her quilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Am I being whooshed? Glass hammers are a thing are they not? Young boy who features prominently in 'Work Colleagues' thread on here's bird of 3 weeks told him she's off to Australia for 6 months and sees no point in continuing the relationship. He said he'd wait for her. He got all shaky and down but it was just a joke and she called him a fanny. Which he quite clearly is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Not a fan of that sort of patter. Taking the piss and having a laugh is fine but that's just cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Not a fan of that sort of patter. Taking the piss and having a laugh is fine but that's just cruel. That was my first thought. She now knows she has him wrapped round her finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Not this year but this is pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Not this year but this is pretty funny Guy in my office had his laptop in with him a month or so ago and went to show us something using his browser. When he entered 'p' at the top, a lengthy cache-list appeared comprising nothing other than pornhub addresses. We just sat back and watched him dig a hole deep enough to reach Australia. Glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 How much time does every marketing departments now waste on putting together their own contribution to this fucking abysmally unfunny ‘tradition’? Get it in the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Guy in my office had his laptop in with him a month or so ago and went to show us something using his browser. When he entered 'p' at the top, a lengthy cache-list appeared comprising nothing other than pornhub addresses. We just sat back and watched him dig a hole deep enough to reach Australia. Glorious. What a fanny, xhamster is way better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 A girl in my daughter's class at primary school today told her friend that she wasn't her friend anymore and kept it going for the full day and only told her at home time that it was an April Fool. Hilarious. She is going to grow up to be a bad person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: A girl in my daughter's class at primary school today told her friend that she wasn't her friend anymore and kept it going for the full day and only told her at home time that it was an April Fool. Hilarious. She is going to grow up to be a bad person. Think she already is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Not a fan of that sort of patter. Taking the piss and having a laugh is fine but that's just cruel.Absolutely. I’d have been seething when I found out she wasn’t actually going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Dele said: Am I being whooshed? Glass hammers are a thing are they not? Young boy who features prominently in 'Work Colleagues' thread on here's bird of 3 weeks told him she's off to Australia for 6 months and sees no point in continuing the relationship. He said he'd wait for her. He got all shaky and down but it was just a joke and she called him a fanny. Which he quite clearly is. Teach him the ways of the pie booting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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