paranoid android Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, wellinwigan said: Is it safe Marathon Man - brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 "One day lad ,all this will be yours" "What,the curtains?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 "Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right.We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11-1 pop up pistons, turbo jet 390 horsepower. We are talking some fuckin' muscle..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Also, the old crone in Billy Madison "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 "For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fucking evil shot." Also from Trainspotting, the first Choose Life monologue, particularly "choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 You want a war? I'll give you a war you won't believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? F*ck off! Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 'The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that... poof... he's gone.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 "Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right.We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11-1 pop up pistons, turbo jet 390 horsepower. We are talking some fuckin' muscle..." Awright awright awright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 GET TO THE CHOPPAHH! Get youah ahss to Mahrs! You are one ugly motherfuckah. Basically anything that comes out of Arnies mouth. Also They mostly come at night...mostly... And so many from South Park - "Fuckah you Dorphin...and fuckah you whale!" "Screw you guys, im goin home" "Shut your fucking face uncle fucker" "Hello there, children" The Big Lebowski. "Obviously, you are not a golfer" "Is this your homework, Larry? Your killing your father, Larry!" "Thats just like...uh...your opinion man..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 What are you? A fucking acapella group? Play the god damn kit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Take you pick from these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Hello Cleveland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 My name is jim but most people call me......jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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