WILLIEA Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 No no. Big Dan was MY English teacher. Did we have this conversation before? I'm pretty sure I've discussed it with someone. He certainly taught at Dalziel in Motherwell for a while. His nickname was Lurch ( from the Adams Family ) not Dan ffs! We did have this conversation before. I told you that when Rutherglen Academy closed Lurch chose not to Tupe over to the new school at Cathkin. He instead decided to drop a division and transferred to darkest Dalziel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Shen Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Stopped reading at piece tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeJay Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 This one. "Out for dinner with this one" or "Can't wait for 2 weeks holiday with this one", usually accompanied by numerous emojis and a duckface photo. Frightening. "Standard of the Premier League is frightening this year". Unless Watford v Bournemouth actually terrifies you, please shut up. This emoji that gets added to virtually every post on Facebook. It looks like LMAO, ROFL and PMSL rolled into one. Tears streaming out the eyes. And usually one isn't enough, folk need to put down 5 or 6 of them to prove they found the comment funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Stopped reading at piece tbh. There was footage on the news the other night of flowers that were left at the scene of the little boy who burned himself to death in Aberdeen. The cameraman zoomed in on one of the cards which read 'You are at piece now wee man'. Shite patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 This emoji that gets added to virtually every post on Facebook. It looks like LMAO, ROFL and PMSL rolled into one. Tears streaming out the eyes. And usually one isn't enough, folk need to put down 5 or 6 of them to prove they found the comment funny. Serves you right for bothering your erse with anything remotely Facebookey. This here little nest of vipers should carry more than enough crap to fill anyone's empty time. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Pretending not to care about Facebook when in reality nobody accepts your friend requests because you're a VL. Edited March 1, 2016 by YassinMoutaouakil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 The cameraman zoomed in on one of the cards which read 'You are at piece now wee man'. Does this mean he was having his lunch, perhaps his play piece if he was at school? Won't be at peace until I know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 The description of a song as a "banger" Handily enough, not only are people who describe a song as such to be avoided, the song is too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 The description of a song as a "banger" Handily enough, not only are people who describe a song as such to be avoided, the song is too. To add to that; people saying 'can someone cook me some mash for all these bangers that are out rn!' Fucking gimps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Weren't tits being referred to as 'bangers' for a while? Pretty dreadful name for something so lovely. 'Gash' is another one that seems like it was invented by someone who found the idea of sex quite unpleasant. Or the Marquis de Sade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Bangers and Gash? Sure ive seen that. CITV every Thursday at 4:30pm. Kids TV used to be so much better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Not modern, but dicks that say "as you do" after something ridiculous. "Woke up with what looked like shit all over my chest, wiped it off with the wifes nighty and tucked it behind the wardrobe.....as you do". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Not modern, but dicks that say "as you do" after something ridiculous. "Woke up with what looked like shit all over my chest, wiped it off with the wifes nighty and tucked it behind the wardrobe.....as you do". Do you know people who are characters from The Fast Show? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Aye. Which was nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Aye. As you do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted March 3, 2016 Author Share Posted March 3, 2016 Bangers and Gash? Sure ive seen that. That's the 80s porn spoof of Tango and Cash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Fam Bae Be Like smh - (shaking my head) had to google what that one meant doe, dat & dem (instead of though, that & them) No chill/netflix and chill Not patter i suppose but all these face swap things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Mailing people with daft names messages that are a play on their names. You see it all over Facebook and Twitter nowadays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Simao Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 ^^^ Amin Yashed ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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